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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: Hello from England.

    Originally posted by Lard Justice View Post
    Oh, and I do find it quite amusing that you've changed my name - Not a good way to win an argument fairly, is it? You have certain powers on these forums, and in my eye you are abusing them in an unfair way. In what way does my name being changed help you argue your point in any way?
    Ok, let us have a debat then.

    Explain to me why you know more than God does that any of us should listen to you? For all I know you are just some crazy man who talks to his imaginary friends. As a Christian I have no time for that nonsense. Explain to me why you are so arrogant as to presume to trump God?

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    • Nurse Clampett
      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 974

      #32
      Re: Hello from England.

      Perhaps it has something to do with his being an Antitheist Brother BJ.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • Lard Justice
        Unsaved trash, foreign God mocker
        • Apr 2009
        • 22

        #33
        Re: Hello from England.

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Ok, let us have a debat then.

        Explain to me why you know more than God does that any of us should listen to you? For all I know you are just some crazy man who talks to his imaginary friends. As a Christian I have no time for that nonsense. Explain to me why you are so arrogant as to presume to trump God?
        I have never said that I know more than God. If he does exist, I certainly don't know more than him, and I will probably be going to Hell. If I knew more than God, I would know everything about you, wouldn't I? Now I clearly don't, as I would have freaked you out with my super-knowledge already.

        And you think I have imaginary friends? You're the ones who "talk" to "God" and "Jesus", but you can't see him, can you? You may say "I can feel him with me, as he is always around me", but I'm sure that's just one of those things that you feel, like when walking down the street and you think you're being watched, then you get that weird feeling in your back. You think that God is watching you all the time, so you always have a subconscious feeling that you're being watched by him/he's with you.

        And have I said once that I am better than God? No, because if I did I would beleive that God existed.

        Everyone has different levels of knowledge, but you can have 2 people with the same level of knowledge, but both know completely nothing that the other person knows - Possibly one great at maths, the other great at science, both at an equal level of intelligence. If I was the one great at science, I can't say I'm smarter than the mathematician - He's smarter than me at Maths, so we're even. I certainly don't know everything in this world, but if I knew more than God, that would make me know more than is possible, as in your Bible it says that God knows everything, doesn't it? So how can I know more than God, if he already knows everything, surely the maximum intelligence which is nearly impossible (But still possible, theoretically) for me to know, is to know everything, and not to know more than "everything". And even then, as said before, we have the same intelligence, so I can't "trump" your God, as I can't know more than him.

        But that is beside the point, as if I think that God doesn't exist, what is the point in me arguing how I'm not smarter than "God", shouldn't you be asking me to explain how I "know" that God doesn't exist?

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #34
          Re: Hello from England.

          "Maths"? How many "Maths" do you believe in?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #35
            Re: Hello from England.

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Lard Justice
              Unsaved trash, foreign God mocker
              • Apr 2009
              • 22

              #36
              Re: Hello from England.

              I'm not sure if you know, but that video (Including others made by the same guy) is to take the mic?

              "Magic man in the sky makes more sense that science"

              Also, of course there is always going to be people that survive an Earthquake, sometimes children, sometimes the elderly - And there's always going to be the odd person that gets returned after being abducted by some weird bloke.

              "The idea of a single, invisible creature in the sky making everything happen with his magic just works for us" - Don't you see that he is actually insulting you in a way that makes it seem he is a "good Christian"?

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              • Lard Justice
                Unsaved trash, foreign God mocker
                • Apr 2009
                • 22

                #37
                Re: Hello from England.

                Oh, and here's my proof he's being sarcastic/insulting/joking:

                Click here

                If you look in the right corner, where there is the "more info" box, it says:

                "Yes, this is a SATIRE".

                And for those of you who may not know what Satire is:

                Click here


                Oh, what was it that comes to mind after watching those videos...

                Ah, yes:

                Checkmate, Christians!

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22882

                  #38
                  Re: Hello from England.

                  As far as I am concerned, Mr Current explains things in a Godly manner. Let us examine your “evidence” You claim to see a “"Yes, this is a SATIRE".” note – you and I both know that hickers(?) on the interweb can corrupt anything, so this is little proof.

                  However, if Mr Current is attempting to fool people, God has seen to it that no one would believe his deceptions. If, on the other hand, he is, as he surely must be, a devout Christian, then the Word of God is there for us all to see.

                  Even if this does not satisfy your perverse and closed-minded approach, A Christian’s Faith in Jesus is greater than any sticks and stones that can be used against us. Did not Jesus Himself say that Christians can expect persecution and that it is blessed? You see Jesus foresaw this and thus He must be real and true.

                  I think I have shown that God is as real as my love for Him – now, are you ready to accept Jesus into your heart?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Lard Justice
                    Unsaved trash, foreign God mocker
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 22

                    #39
                    Re: Hello from England.

                    Oh, I cannot win. And I do remember the saying "If you can't beat them, join them".

                    And thus, to join you, I did a little research...

                    Here


                    Oh, and I have read this thread.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22882

                      #40
                      Re: Hello from England.

                      It is not Landover you are trying to beat, it is the Love of The Lord - that is all-consuming and eternal and, as such, unbeatable.

                      Joining is a matter for God's Grace but do continue to praise Him daily wherever you are - I'm sure He notices that.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • todge
                        Unsaved trash
                        • May 2009
                        • 14

                        #41
                        Re: Hello from England.

                        Mr Lard Justice

                        Come and see us in sunny Cornwall if they will let you over the border with your unsaved atheist views.

                        We shall see who is a parody.

                        This may be your last chance to be saved.
                        pastor Todge

                        Carharrack Baptist Congregational Church of Jesus

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