[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

The only words you'll hear JESUS whispering will be "Remove your filthy, choo-choo ravaged lips from my Holy Presence, you demented tart!"

The Bible isn't a bodice-ripper, and Our Saviour isn't Fabio; you would do well to remember that.

Deuteronomy 22:28

Deuteronomy 22:29

1 Samuel 2:22


2 Samuel 11:4

2 Samuel 12:24

2 Samuel 13:14

and most appropriately:

2 Samuel 13:14


I dunno about you sister, but I was getting kinda breathless...


vw

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

I dunno about you sister, but I was getting kinda breathless...
vw

Listen woman Jesus is our savior, as it says in Scripture He wants to lie betixed our breasts and refresh our bowels so shame on your purulent interest in Him. It is best if you get down on your knees before Him, open your mouth to be filled with His Holy Love like I do.

Some people just have their minds in the gutter.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Some people just have their minds in the gutter.

Brother B-J... I couldn't agree with you more. It's just another case of a prostiture trying to work the congregation. I've almost been sick several times, trying to read this filthy thread. That girl needs some serious help. I was thinking. Perhaps a month or two in solitary, with only the pastors to keep her company? I pray that she can be saved.

[SUV]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

I think she must be one of those "Flirty Fishies" Reincarnated from the hippie days. You Men had better beware!

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

My new friends, I do not go there by idle whim or licentious intent...I just go where Jesus leads me. Every day I pray to him to deliver me from temptation (My parents WERE catholic until I was 10), as any girl should. I am as pure as the fresh driven snow that effen drown us last week. My future husband will have the blood of the virgin sacrifice on his loins, at our wedding night, given willingly to him that God guides me to, in His infinite wisdom.

Even if It wasn't a condition of my trust fund that I marry as a virgin (doctor verified), I would still uphold my vow to Jesus.

By the way, I visited Father Lester today. He's well, thank you very much. Apparently some of you here don't like him, and he was perplexed about that.

I'm perplexed about that too, because the reason I visited him was to help him with his computer. Today was his very first day EVER online. (yay him!) He hasn't been able to figure it out, it seems. Now he hopes to look up all the Bible reference sites he's been suggesting to various people, and he's interested in finding out how he comes to be known by name here.

Dr Davidson, please don't judge me too harshly. I freely admit I am a little bit addled about my Faith, but that's why I'm here. Its hard to study the Bible without a road map and a stout guide.

vw

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Brother B-J... I couldn't agree with you more. It's just another case of a prostiture trying to work the congregation. I've almost been sick several times, trying to read this filthy thread. That girl needs some serious help. I was thinking. Perhaps a month or two in solitary, with only the pastors to keep her company? I pray that she can be saved.

Her steady diet of liquid protein can not possibly be good for her nutrition. It's possible she also needs some vitamin therapy in addition to ministering.

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Her steady diet of liquid protein can not possibly be good for her nutrition. It's possible she also needs some vitamin therapy in addition to ministering.

Oh, its not as much of a problem as you might think. Most men THINK that they're "tossing an entire caseload of communion wafers" in their moment of oneness with God...but for most men its more like "not enough saltines to crumble in a bowl of chowder"


vw

[WickedWitch]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

I'm tired, got four hours of sleep, have a migraine, am speaking to rude, condescending, irritating twerps on the phone, have money problems causing me serious stress, and it doesn't give me too much room to think of temples and jeebuz and pixellated sperm.
So I say to you now:
BITE ME.

Oh my Gods! Rachael! Awesome post! If this forum would let me give you rep, I would!

[virginWhore]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Hello everyone.

Sorry I've been away so long. I got my internet privileges taken away, and then there was the whole, "last 9 months" thing.

God...my typing is so bad. I used to be able to really type fast.

Anyway, I'm back, and I have some questions. These so-called brilliant scientists say that you have to do the nasty to get preggers...are they just as wrong about this as they are about cigarettes and cancer, and Al Gore?

anyway good to finally have internet back again.
virginWhore

[John Creeser]

Re: Father Lester is my spiritual father

Dear Virgin Whore,

Glad to see you back seeking salvation (? I hope).

I had to take 9 showers just to make it through this..."thread"

John.