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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #31
    Re: Hello...

    Originally posted by Claire View Post
    If by "chick nuts", you're referring to ovaries, yes, I have them. If by "guy nuts" you're referring to testicles, no, I do not have them. Polycystic Ovary Syndrome means that my ovaries have hundreds of tiny cysts on them.
    Ah, an 'ice princess'. It is all falling into place now.

    Originally posted by Claire View Post
    And I am a virgin by choice. I've never dated a boy or even kissed a boy (and before you accuse me of being a lesbian, I'm not one). In high school, while all my friends were having their "boyfriend troubles" I was studying. I had no desire to be involved in boyfriend drama.
    LOL, yeah, by choice. Did not want to be a cheerleader or popular either I assume?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: Hello...

      Originally posted by Claire View Post
      An uppity attitude? All I said was that I'm not going to clean anything. And neither of my parents ever laid a hand on my sister or me. Whenever we did something bad they gave us a stern talking to. My parents raised us without any religious influence. My father was raised Southern Baptist and my mom was raised Catholic. However, due to the religious differences on both sides of the family, my dad's parents hated my mom's parents, and my mom's parents hated my dad's parents, so they decided that they were going to raise my sister and me to be non-religious.
      So then your father is a false Christian fag lover and your mother is a papist whore. No wonder you turned out like this.

      You aren't likely to find a husband around here girl. True Christian(tm) men want a Godly wife, not an angry feminazi who thinks she knows more than men and God.

      Take your dog-and-pony show somewhere else.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Claire
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2009
        • 51

        #33
        Re: Hello...

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Ah, an 'ice princess'. It is all falling into place now.



        LOL, yeah, by choice. Did not want to be a cheerleader or popular either I assume?
        I apologize, I do not know what an "ice princess" is.

        And no, I did not want to be a cheerleader. I very much dislike cheerleaders, because they are conforming to the belief that females should be on the sidelines cheering the men on. And I also did not want to be popular. I was the very quiet sort in high school.
        But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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        • Claire
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2009
          • 51

          #34
          Re: Hello...

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          So then your father is a false Christian fag lover and your mother is a papist whore. No wonder you turned out like this.

          You aren't likely to find a husband around here girl. True Christian™ men want a Godly wife, not an angry feminazi who thinks she knows more than men and God.

          Take your dog-and-pony show somewhere else.

          Although my family is supportive of gay marriage, I don't quite see how my father leaving the Baptist church is indicative of that. And I am offended by you calling my mother a "papist whore". She did not ask to be raised Catholic, and she abandoned the religion upon moving out of her parents' house. I also don't understand why you said that I am not likely to find a husband around here, when I made it very clear several times that I am not interested in marriage. And I'm sure that there are some men who I am smarter than, and some men who I am not smarter than. Just like how there are some women who I am smarter than, and some women who I am not smarter than.
          But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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          • Ofc. Don W. Richards
            True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 491

            #35
            Re: Hello...

            Ma'am, I don't appreciate your attitude and I'm sure nobody else here does either. If I had the authority (which I'm sure I will very soon) to give you an infraction I would give you lots. Having been an Officer of the Law for 24 years, I've dealt with a lot of angry people and you are no exception.
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            • BrotherSoul
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2009
              • 13

              #36
              Re: Hello...

              Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
              Ma'am, I don't appreciate your attitude and I'm sure nobody else here does either. If I had the authority (which I'm sure I will very soon) to give you an infraction I would give you lots. Having been an Officer of the Law for 24 years, I've dealt with a lot of angry people and you are no exception.
              Great cop you must be..

              She can't have her opinion? Where's the freedom of speech?

              In your 24 years you must done a lot... Another hypocrite.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #37
                Re: Hello...

                Originally posted by Claire View Post
                I apologize, I do not know what an "ice princess" is.

                And no, I did not want to be a cheerleader. I very much dislike cheerleaders, because they are conforming to the belief that females should be on the sidelines cheering the men on. And I also did not want to be popular. I was the very quiet sort in high school.

                Ice=Frozen

                Regarding the second part, no surprise at all. I bet once you are actually supporting yourself instead of riding the backs of others, if you failed to go into work, no one would notice.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #38
                  Re: Hello...

                  Originally posted by Claire View Post
                  Although my family is supportive of gay marriage, I don't quite see how my father leaving the Baptist church is indicative of that. And I am offended by you calling my mother a "papist whore". She did not ask to be raised Catholic, and she abandoned the religion upon moving out of her parents' house. I also don't understand why you said that I am not likely to find a husband around here, when I made it very clear several times that I am not interested in marriage. And I'm sure that there are some men who I am smarter than, and some men who I am not smarter than. Just like how there are some women who I am smarter than, and some women who I am not smarter than.
                  All good, True Christian women want marriage and to produce God's Soldiers. You are well into marrying age. If you do not want to marry nor be dating to see if a man wants you, you must be a lesbian. Simple as that. You are a woman and cannot be smarter than any man. Face it. Furthermore, based on your comments, I strongly suspect most women are smarter than you.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Claire
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 51

                    #39
                    Re: Hello...

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Ice=Frozen

                    Regarding the second part, no surprise at all. I bet once you are actually supporting yourself instead of riding the backs of others, if you failed to go into work, no one would notice.
                    By frozen, are you insinuating that I'm sterile? I'm not sterile, but I quite honestly would not mind if I was. If I ever want children when I'm older, I will adopt. And I find it very insulting that you accuse me of "riding the backs of others". Despite the fact that I am living with my parents, I am determined to make money this summer, as I have every summer since I was 14. I have submitted literally dozens of job applications, and I have not heard from any of them, so for now I am resorting to dog walking.
                    But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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                    • Claire
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 51

                      #40
                      Re: Hello...

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      All good, True Christian women want marriage and to produce God's Soldiers. You are well into marrying age. If you do not want to marry nor be dating to see if a man wants you, you must be a lesbian. Simple as that. You are a woman and cannot be smarter than any man. Face it. Furthermore, based on your comments, I strongly suspect most women are smarter than you.

                      I am not a lesbian. Just because I am focused on school during the school year and focused on getting a job during the summer does not mean that I do not like men. And your comment about women not being smarter than men is not only offensive, but asinine. I will not "face it" because it is not true.
                      But I would have you know, that the head of every woman is Christ; and the head of the man is the woman; and the head of Christ is God. - Corinthians 11:3

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                      • Brother Edbo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 3

                        #41
                        Re: Hello...

                        Hello Everyone.

                        My name is Ed

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Hello...

                          This isn't the AA forum.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Vavoline Johnson
                            Mammy
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 960

                            #43
                            Re: Hello...

                            Originally posted by Claire View Post
                            I received an "infraction" by Pastor Ezekiel for *gasp!* posting in the Men's Only forum, so he redirected me here and told me to tell you all about me, about what church my husband takes me to, and what my husband's favorite pies are.

                            Well, first thing's first: My name is Claire. I live in Boston, Massachusetts. I'm 18 years old and just finished my first year at college, majoring in Veterinary Technology. I am also a Certified Nursing Assistant.

                            My age and the fact that I am attending school should be indication enough that I am NOT married. I have no desire to marry, and I have not attended church for many years (the only times we would ever go to church were when my grandparents were visiting, or if we were visiting them in Georgia). Now, as for the "pie" question, just because I am not married does not mean that pie does not get baked in this household; I'm human, I'm entitled to enjoy a slice of pie once in a while (although I prefer whoopie pies from Whole Foods).

                            I am currently looking for a job for the summer, but have so far been unsuccessful. I've resorted to walking my mom's friend's dog for five dollars a day. Sure, it's not the greatest money, but it's fun and gives me the opportunity to train a dog for the first time (she's from Indonesia, and has never before walked on a leash).

                            I have two cats - Tasha and Charlie - who are just the sweetest little animals you could ever meet.

                            I enjoy classical music, as well as some rock, but I dislike hip/hop. My favorite music is the Original Broadway Cast Recording of "Annie".

                            You is 18 and done have a husband yet? Is you a Lesbian? Annie is Gawdless. It about a young redhead who be pimpin out her dawg streetwalker. You jist cain't be a Christian! Anyways welcome to the Landover!
                            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                            • Bethany Covington
                              Woman, but possibly Saved(R)
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 71

                              #44
                              Re: Hello...

                              Originally posted by Claire View Post
                              I received an "infraction" by Pastor Ezekiel for *gasp!* posting in the Men's Only forum, so he redirected me here and told me to tell you all about me, about what church my husband takes me to, and what my husband's favorite pies are.

                              Well, first thing's first: My name is Claire. I live in Boston, Massachusetts. I'm 18 years old and just finished my first year at college, majoring in Veterinary Technology. I am also a Certified Nursing Assistant.

                              My age and the fact that I am attending school should be indication enough that I am NOT married. I have no desire to marry, and I have not attended church for many years (the only times we would ever go to church were when my grandparents were visiting, or if we were visiting them in Georgia). Now, as for the "pie" question, just because I am not married does not mean that pie does not get baked in this household; I'm human, I'm entitled to enjoy a slice of pie once in a while (although I prefer whoopie pies from Whole Foods).

                              I am currently looking for a job for the summer, but have so far been unsuccessful. I've resorted to walking my mom's friend's dog for five dollars a day. Sure, it's not the greatest money, but it's fun and gives me the opportunity to train a dog for the first time (she's from Indonesia, and has never before walked on a leash).

                              I have two cats - Tasha and Charlie - who are just the sweetest little animals you could ever meet.

                              I enjoy classical music, as well as some rock, but I dislike hip/hop. My favorite music is the Original Broadway Cast Recording of "Annie".

                              You seem to be a lovely young lady but somewhat misguided. You're a CNA? Well, dear, that really isn't much in my book. You haven't mentioned whether or not you're a Christian which is more important than your pussy, if you catch my drift.
                              Yours in Christ,
                              Bethany Angelica Covington

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                              • Brother Edbo
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 3

                                #45
                                Re: Hello...

                                You seem to be a lovely young lady but somewhat misguided. You're a CNA? Well, dear, that really isn't much in my book. You haven't mentioned whether or not you're a Christian which is more important than your pussy, if you catch my drift.

                                I don't think she's Christian. Very liberal sounding.

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