So, I made a thread a long time ago because my friend thought it would be funny, and coming back to this I think I'd like to be serious about this place. What do I have to do?
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So in other words you came here to antagonize us for our religion, right?
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Originally posted by Shabitty View PostSo, I made a thread a long time ago because my friend thought it would be funny, and coming back to this I think I'd like to be serious about this place. What do I have to do?
I think the way forward here (and Landover is as forgiving as God) is to accept Jesus, follow His Words, and introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.sigpic
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“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Well, Shabbity, Brother Ezekiel Bathfire, who has a long memory, found your old, blasphemous post.
It is clear you have a great deal to atone for and you can start now. Letting us know how you have now found Jesus and are making up for your sins against Him are a good point to begin with.
How have you found Jesus? What is your favorite bible verse? What is the name of the church your are attending?The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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