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  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #16
    Re: Hello, from me(England)

    Scince? Learn to spell, yak. Maybe then someone will take you seriously.

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    • yak
      Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
      • Dec 2009
      • 44

      #17
      Re: Hello, from me(England)

      You are not welcome here. Go spew your hatred somewhere else! This is a forum for Christians.

      Your the one hating on me!!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Hello, from me(England)

        Originally posted by yak View Post
        Your the one hating on me!!!
        We are commanded by Jesus to hate those who hate Him!

        Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
        21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
        22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • yak
          Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
          • Dec 2009
          • 44

          #19
          Re: Hello, from me(England)

          Well it's a good thing I don't hate Him then.

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          • yak
            Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
            • Dec 2009
            • 44

            #20
            Re: Hello, from me(England)

            Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
            Scince? Learn to spell, yak. Maybe then someone will take you seriously.
            The kettle just spoke to the pot.

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            • Mr. Snerdly
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Nov 2009
              • 18

              #21
              Re: Hello, from me(England)

              For the love of God, get out of England as soon as you can. Your country will be overtaken by the filthy, violent Muslims in the next twenty years. I know that at the present time there is no country that is safe, but I pray to the Lord Jesus Christ, and I truly believe he has heard my prayers, in the next 10 years there will be a revolution in the US, and we will throw out all of the Muslims, Mexicans, Negroes, and all of the other lessor peoples.

              We must be patient, but I sincerely believe the prayers of the vast majority of people in this country will be answered shortly.

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #22
                Re: Hello, from me(England)

                FIRST you say...
                Originally posted by yak View Post
                Although I know it doesn't sit well with you. I use different versions of the Bible. Mainly NIV....
                THEN you say...

                Originally posted by yak View Post
                Answer: Matthew 18:20
                For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
                That passage is obviously quoted form the TRUE BOOK of OUR LORD, the King James Bible. The NIV reads "For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them" which is obviously ridiculous.

                So which is it, do you use the King James Bible or do you not? Have you seen the light or is this more evidence of your lies and deceit?
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • yak
                  Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 44

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, from me(England)

                  I use both.
                  For the sake of you people, I chose to quote from NKJ as I am also familiar with that.

                  NIV: For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them

                  NKJ: For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.

                  Although some passages can be interpreted differently from NKJ to NIV. That passage means exacty the same in both versions, so im afraid i don't see your point.

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                  • Gabriel Reproba
                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2479

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, from me(England)

                    Originally posted by yak View Post
                    That passage means exacty the same in both versions,
                    Oh really? "Come together" means the same things as "are gathered together?" I guess my slutty ex-wife (number 2) and I did Lord's Work of our Missionary Reproductive Act and I finished in 27 seconds, she should ahve complained by saying, ""I wish you would last longer so we could are gathered together?" How stupid do you have to be?

                    Don't even get me started on "with them" verses "in the midst of them." The differences are HUGE. And the only difference that matters is the that one of them was written by GOD and one was written by an agent of Satan.

                    That you don't see this is a sign of your sinful ways.
                    Yours In Christ,

                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22897

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, from me(England)

                      Originally posted by yak View Post
                      [...]I attend my parent's non-denominational house church, and although only 7 people attend it, I know of over 6 different churches in my area alone whose numbers are often in the hundreds, so I would NOT call it a "Godless rock."
                      Well, by my math, that's 607 people out of a total population of 60,000,000. I think we'll stick with "Godless Rock" for accuracy.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • yak
                        Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 44

                        #26
                        Re: Hello, from me(England)

                        I can't believe I'm even writing this... you obviously used two totally different meanings of the phrase "come together" which is completely irrelevant. the phrases are very similar minus some petty differences not really worth mentioning...

                        I dont know why most of the people posting on this site are so aggressive, and unreasonable, and can't accept correction. It was never my intentions to argue on this site; your insults are offensive and I honestly don't know how you can sleep at night after unreasonably insulting a stranger for something which you can't even prove... so BACK OFF.

                        And no offence, but you dont even know the population of my area so it is impossible to make an accurate decision.

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                        • Gabriel Reproba
                          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2479

                          #27
                          Re: Hello, from me(England)

                          Originally posted by yak View Post
                          you obviously used two totally different meanings of the phrase "come together"
                          I am glad you agree that these bible passages have totally different meanings. NOW do you admit the the KJV 1611 is the only true word of God?
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                          • yak
                            Unsaved trash, Teenaged Demon
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 44

                            #28
                            Re: Hello, from me(England)

                            First the insults now your twising what I said, and taking it out of context.

                            Maybe you didn't hear what I said.... BACK OFF!!!

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #29
                              Re: Hello, from me(England)

                              Careful, Graham, you're going to make her cry.

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                              • Professor Bessemer
                                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2009
                                • 2952

                                #30
                                Re: Hello, from me(England)

                                Originally posted by yak View Post
                                First the insults now your twising what I said, and taking it out of context.

                                Maybe you didn't hear what I said.... BACK OFF!!!
                                My my, so very angry. Satan truly has a strong hold on you son. Unlike you, I am filled with the love of Jesus and therefore I am at peace.

                                I realize that it is hard to admit that you are hellbound and that must really hurt. But Jesus brought you to us for a reason. Your first step toward eternal salvation is to accept that we are right and that you and all the other false Christians of the world are wrong.

                                True Christianity™ is the only way you can save yourself from the fires of Hell my young friend. Please, renounce your God mocking ways and join the loving True Christians™ here at Landover!
                                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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