Howdy

[Jewell]

I'm Jewell. I attend Faith Quest Methodist Church. My favorite verse is Acts 2:17-19.
I can't think of much more to say than that.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Howdy

I'm Jewell. I attend Faith Quest Methodist Church. My favorite verse is Acts 2:17-19.
I can't think of much more to say than that.

You could say that you have renounced Methodism, which you recognize as a false creed and the words of Satan, and now wish to become a True Christian™

(Although you realize that the road may be hard and expensive.)

[Jewell]

Re: Howdy

You could say that you have renounced Methodism, which you recognize as a false creed and the words of Satan, and now wish to become a True Christian™

(Although you realize that the road may be hard and expensive.)

Is it really necessary to trademark True Christian?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Howdy

Is it really necessary to trademark True Christian?

Is it really necessary to come into our online home and start questioning how we celebrate the Lord on your second post? Remember, you are our guest here.

[Jewell]

Re: Howdy

Is it really necessary to come into our online home and start questioning how we celebrate the Lord on your second post? Remember, you are our guest here.

Okay, I get it, I'm a guest. But, (if you don't mind me asking) how does putting a little trademark after the words True Christian celebrate the Lord?

(PS: it's actually my third post, one of my posts are on a different thread)

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Howdy

Okay, I get it, I'm a guest. But, (if you don't mind me asking) how does putting a little trademark after the words True Christian celebrate the Lord?

A quick use of the God-Given "search" feature (right at the top of each page) would answer this for you. Brother Hutchins gave a succinct answer that everyone should read. And for an example of how we learned our hard lesson, and why Brother Hutchins was so rightfully ticked-off, you should read of our twenty five year legal struggle against the chruch previously known os "Landover Memorial Baptist Church" in Maryland.

Now if you don't have the time to do a 60 second search of our extensive site, why should I think you would take even less time out to accept the salvation fo OUR LORD?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Howdy

Is it really necessary to trademark True Christian?

Is it really neccesary to waltz into God's favorite forum and get uppity right off the bat? Doesn't your false Christian "church" teach you about the proper role of a female?

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Do you even have your husband's permission to be posting here?

[Jewell]

Re: Howdy

Is it really neccesary to waltz into God's favorite forum and get uppity right off the bat? Doesn't your false Christian "church" teach you about the proper role of a female?



Do you even have your husband's permission to be posting here?

I wasn't really being uppity, I was just asking a question. I apologize if I made anyone mad.
Yes, my church does teach about the proper role of women: to stay at home to cook, clean, pray, and submit to my husband.
As long as I don't look up pornagraphy or do online shopping for unnecessary items, then he doesn't really mind what I do on the internet.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Howdy

Yes, my church does teach about the proper role of women: to stay at home to cook, clean, pray, and submit to my husband.

There may be some hope for you, yet! What is your favorite pie to bake for your husband?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Howdy

I wasn't really being uppity, I was just asking a question.

That's being uppity.

Yes, my church does teach about the proper role of women: to stay at home to cook, clean, pray, and submit to my husband.
As long as I don't look up pornagraphy or do online shopping for unnecessary items, then he doesn't really mind what I do on the internet.

The internet is no place for a married woman. Even if you don't surf for porn or splurge on Amazon.com, there are lots of dangers. For one, there's many atheist and anti-Jesus websites out there. Sometimes a young Christian woman will mistakenly go there and suddenly she gets doubts about her faith. There are also dangerous hackers called The Anonymous. There's also crazy sex fiends who befriend married women then pimp them out later on sex websites.

I have a keystroke logger and I am constantly checking the website history whenever my wife uses the computer. I personally don't like to let her use it if I'm not there with her, but with the technology I can keep a close eye on her when I'm not there.

Does your husband use surveillance to keep you in check?

[Jewell]

Re: Howdy

There may be some hope for you, yet! What is your favorite pie to bake for your husband?

I make a pretty awesome pecan pie.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Howdy

I make a pretty awesome pecan pie.

My wife Aimee makes a pecan pie that got second place in this year's Freehold pie baking contest.

She thinks it's because we haven't been attending as long as some other people..

I tasted the winner's pie and my wife's. There was no comparison. Ms. Thumper's was a bit tangy and acidic, while Aimee's was rich but neutral.

Now, don't get me wrong. I'll eat Ms. Thumper's pie anytime she wants me to, but when I put them side by side and eat them both, I prefer Aimee's.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Howdy

My wife Aimee makes a pecan pie that got second place in this year's Freehold pie baking contest.

She thinks it's because we haven't been attending as long as some other people..

I tasted the winner's pie and my wife's. There was no comparison. Ms. Thumper's was a bit tangy and acidic, while Aimee's was rich but neutral.

Now, don't get me wrong. I'll eat Ms. Thumper's pie anytime she wants me to, but when I put them side by side and eat them both, I prefer Aimee's.

Don't get started on that again Brother Levi! Sister Thumper's pie DESERVED first prize! Her pie was better than your wife's, end of story. The judges agreed!

She deserved to win last year and the year before that too. And she'll deserve it when she wins NEXT YEAR!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Howdy

Don't get started on that again Brother Levi! Sister Thumper's pie DESERVED first prize! Her pie was better than your wife's, end of story.

Far be it form me to question the wisdom of Pastor Ezekial and his pie tasting abilities, but I thought I would offer a slightly different perspective.

I don't have a favorite pie. That's right. I said it. I prefer variety. One day I will eat Sister Mary Maria's pie; the next day I will dig into Sister Juliette's. I have tasted almost every woman's pie in Freehold except for Deconess Talitha's. I have it on good authority that her's is one of the the best but she never seems to have some pie ready when I drop by and ask for a taste of her pie. Usually she tells me that other Brothers have already eaten her pie that day. On those days where I can't find a good Sister who has some pie ready to give up, I have been known to stoop to going out and paying for pie, but that stuff always tastes so nasty and chemically.

Anyway, in most things, variety is the Devil's playground. But as for pie, variety is the spice of life!