Hi, I'm new, please accept me! :D

[Godismyfather]

Hello, I am new to this forum... But, i just had a thought.

Seeing as God made everything, he would be from China right? Cause, i mean, EVERYTHING comes from China. ;D

So, that would obviously mean that god is Chinese right?

What are your thoughts? ~

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Har, har...we have a comedian on our hands.

But actually, yes, God did create everything. The Bible tells us this:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

So yes, God did create the Chinese (evil). What's your point?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Sounds like a 13 child we have here.

Before the chinks, the japs made everything, before that, it was the mighty USA. We really ought to nuke them both and return to the manufacturing powerhouse we once were. Restore GM to the company where the slogan "What is good for GM is good for the country". Have IBM take back Levano. Return Honda to making bicycles. Restore God's natural order.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

This introduction forum is for you to introduce yourself, not toss out childish jokes. Tell us about yourself, your church, etc please.

[Mr Holyfire]

You should take biblical matters more seriously...

Hello, I am new to this forum... But, i just had a thought.

Seeing as God made everything, he would be from China right? Cause, i mean, EVERYTHING comes from China. ;D

So, that would obviously mean that god is Chinese right?

What are your thoughts? ~

Creation is nothing to joke about!
God did not create everything just so you can make fun of it with your cheap sense of humour!

You ---> <--- Me and all of Landover Baptist Church

You must repent for your foolishness!
Also remember all of this before you even begin to type up anything in this godly forum ever again...

Proverbs 10:32
32 The lips of the righteous know what is acceptable: but the mouth of the wicked speaketh frowardness.

Proverbs 13:3
3 He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.

Proverbs 16:23
23 The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth learning to his lips.

Proverbs 18:20
20 A man's belly shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth; and with the increase of his lips shall he be filled.

Proverbs 21:23
23 Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his soul from troubles.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Hello, I am new to this forum... But, i just had a thought.

Seeing as God made everything, he would be from China right? Cause, i mean, EVERYTHING comes from China. ;D

So, that would obviously mean that god is Chinese right?

What are your thoughts? ~

"I live by syllogisms:
God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that."
— Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

As you see a blatant copy from another hellbound atheist! I'm glad the OP has been banned and thus separated from God's Love.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

"I live by syllogisms:
God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that."
— Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

As you see a blatant copy from another hellbound atheist! I'm glad the OP has been banned and thus separated from God's Love.

Oh! I can do that too:

All humans are mammals

All whales are mammals

Therefore all humans are whales!


Thank God I'm a Christian, and not a believer in this nonsensical philosophy.

[SUV]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Oh! I can do that too:

All humans are mammals

All whales are mammals

Therefore all humans are whales!


Thank God I'm a Christian, and not a believer in this nonsensical philosophy.

What about the dugong, Pastor Ezekiel?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

What about the dugong, Pastor Ezekiel?

That's what they call "sushi" I think.

[JasmineCar]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Sounds like a 13 child we have here.

Before the chinks, the japs made everything, before that, it was the mighty USA. We really ought to nuke them both and return to the manufacturing powerhouse we once were. Restore GM to the company where the slogan "What is good for GM is good for the country". Have IBM take back Levano. Return Honda to making bicycles. Restore God's natural order.

Amen to that one Brother. It was the Japs that screwed the British Car Industry - them and the Commy Shop-stewards. You'd think a couple of A-Bombs & the Enola Gay would have finished them off but no, now they make motor cycles & computers. Shame you guys didn't finish them off while you could. Old joke...

"What the F*** was that blinding flash all of a sudden?"

Mayor of Hiroshima 1945

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Young man, the brit car industry screwed themselves. They make few real 2 ton auto-mobiles, rare to find a 500 cubic inch engine in a brit car. Brits make those funny cars with the steering wheel on the wrong side.



Now this is a real car!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Can someone change the thread title to something more appropriate, like "Why God isn't from China"?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Hello, I am new to this forum... But, i just had a thought.

Seeing as God made everything, he would be from China right? Cause, i mean, EVERYTHING comes from China. ;D

So, that would obviously mean that god is Chinese right?

What are your thoughts? ~

Banned after one post? Congratulations! That's what we call a Landover Golfing For God Hell-In-One. Thanks for playing.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hi, I'm new, please accept me!

Amen to that one Brother. It was the Japs that screwed the British Car Industry - them and the Commy Shop-stewards. You'd think a couple of A-Bombs & the Enola Gay would have finished them off but no, now they make motor cycles & computers. Shame you guys didn't finish them off while you could. Old joke...

I am getting the sense that you are one of them Brits... you watch that soccerball?