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New to this forum and ready to gay things up! I will get you Jesus lovers to be worshippin' carpet munching and taking it up the butt soon enough! Well anyways my name is Marie and after being a devoted christian until that very slutty escapade that happend in the 6th grade. Now I live a wonderful life full of sin and lesbian orgies. I have a mother, father, and a sister (her name is also Marie!). Well I hope to have some good ol' gay fun here!
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(insert sound of door slamming shut.)
Sorry, not interested.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Romans 1:26-27 - For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence [sic] of their error which was meetOnly 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.
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You could have saved us all time by shortening your introduction to:
"Hello. I am going to Hell."Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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You have come to the wrong place.
You are not welcome here sinner.
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May The Good Lord see fit to infest you with worms.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Queer this is Gods,Favorite Forum how dare you try to turn,Us Christians into Hellbound Sinners like you. You are not,Welcame here.
But i had a question is that picture really you? If so wow
i'm sorry but you are the ugliest female i have ever seen in my whole life. Repent and maybe,Jesus will make you really pretty.
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No doubt you'll be having some un-gay no-fun in Hell if you keep wallowing in a lezzie lifestyle. Hell for lezzies will be, I believe, working as a topless barmaid in Hells' male-only bar, pouring pints and getting your backside pinched by enormous lobster-clawed demons.Originally posted by Sinful_Marie View Post
Please repent before it's too late.True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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I, for one, will enjoy watching her and other Lesbo's suffer that fate from the cool comfort of Heaven.Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View PostComment
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Dear Lord,is this what we'll be seeing more of in 2010? It could of come here asking for help but instead came in like the Plague of Locust that infected Egypt in the Book of Exodus. Thee only difference being that God sent that one to kill the sinners and Satan sent this one to torment Christians.
Tonight, my Prayers will be for Slut Marie asking God to remove it from the Earth before it spreads its vile filthy disease to others.Comment
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Dear Marie:Originally posted by Sinful_Marie View Post
I am glad you have found us, and I hope you will take time to read about God™ and the True Christian™ lifestyle here. They are free to all who seek them.
You say you were a Christian in your youth. That means God's love is still inside you, flickering away like a sputtering candle. Won't you nurse that flame, and help it grow to its former stature? There are many here who will help you, if you show a willingness to follow God's™ plan for us.Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 01-02-2010, 08:55 PM.Comment
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Lawd hab mercy, jist when I thought Jeezus gave us da gift of cleansing da human race fo da holidays you slithered out of dat hole in da ground agin! Now I know what bit me on my ankle last week!Originally posted by Miss April View PostQueer this is Gods,Favorite Forum how dare you try to turn,Us Christians into Hellbound Sinners like you. You are not,Welcame here. But i had a question is that picture really you? If so wow i'm sorry but you are the ugliest female i have ever seen in my whole life. Repent and maybe,Jesus will make you really pretty.Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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