Hi ,I am Jim Dewitt

**James Hutchins** · 01-06-2010, 04:20 PM

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Well James, that is a mighty fine first name you have there and a stellar, Godly occupation to boot.
What Bible do you use, Jim? I certainly hope it is a KJV1611. I also hope you own more than one as having multiple Bibles is one area of excess (along with many, many children) that God appreciates. After all, you are on the road and must have one with you to provide solace at lonely personal time at night, and your family needs a Bible for when you are not there to provide the needed guidance.
So Jim, what are your favorite verses in your Bible, mine is at the bottom here.

You are remiss in not belonging to a Church and tithing heavily. Even though NYC is a heathen cesspool (I was a floor trader on AMEX, so I know all about the depravity that goes on there), there are Churches. Though for me, I never (probably like you do now) felt quite at home. It was not till I moved to Virginia, into the Appalachians, that I was able to find God everywhere. You should consider moving. I own a few home sites I am willing to sell to a God fearing man.

**Noah Dint** · 01-06-2010, 04:35 PM

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Brother Hutchins it seems like you and Mr. Dewitt are hitting it off just fine for being newly introduced. Could you kindly inform Mr. Dewitt just how close to God using the spacebar can make a person feel? I don't want to interrupt or seem overtly strict.

YIC,

-ND

**James Hutchins** · 01-06-2010, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post

Brother Hutchins it seems like you and Mr. Dewitt are hitting it off just fine for being newly introduced. Could you kindly inform Mr. Dewitt just how close to God using the spacebar can make a person feel? I don't want to interrupt or seem overtly strict.

YIC,

-ND

Brother Dint, I understand your deep concerns. Normally, I'd be all over him like a priest on a choirboy but I am trying to be a kinder, more gentle True Christian™. All we can really do is lead by example.

**Rev. Jim Osborne** · 01-06-2010, 04:52 PM

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Yes, Mr. Dewitt has a very fine first name. Don't you agree with me Brother Hutchins? There's something about the name James/Jim that is a favorite of God. Quick, name three holy men who are named James!

1) Rev. Jim Bakker
2) Rev. Jimmy Swaggart
3) Rev. Jim Jones

Indeed, men like us with this name are more spiritual and blessed by God than men named, say, "Horatio" or "Marcel".

**James Dewitt** · 01-06-2010, 05:03 PM

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I have a King James Version 1611 on my night stand. I also have a small one in the cab of my truck. Picking up the refuse of man is a dirty job , so I keep it in the glove box and only read it when I have had a chance to wash my hands .

I guess one of my favorite Bible verses comes from the book of Joshua
Joshua 10:8 And the Lord said unto Joshua,Fear them not: for I have " delivered them into thine hand; there shall not a man of them stand before thee.

I am very sorry if my lack of use of the space bar has upset anyone, I will surely try and correct my errors

**James Hutchins** · 01-06-2010, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

Yes, Mr. Dewitt has a very fine first name. Don't you agree with me Brother Hutchins? There's something about the name James/Jim that is a favorite of God. Quick, name three holy men who are named James!

1) Rev. Jim Bakker
2) Rev. Jimmy Swaggart
3) Rev. Jim Jones

Indeed, men like us with this name are more spiritual and blessed by God than men named, say, "Horatio" or "Marcel".

You left out a significant name from your list, Rev. Osborne and I know why. Due to you abundance of modesty and refusal of self promotion, you left out yourself! Certainly all of Landover kneels at you feet during orations.

**James Hutchins** · 01-06-2010, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post

I have a King James Version 1611 on my night stand. I also have a small one in the cab of my truck. Picking up the refuse of man is a dirty job , so I keep it in the glove box and only read it when I have had a chance to wash my hands .

I guess one of my favorite Bible verses comes from the book of Joshua
Joshua 10:8 And the Lord said unto Joshua,Fear them not: for I have " delivered them into thine hand; there shall not a man of them stand before thee.

I am very sorry if my lack of use of the space bar has upset anyone, I will surely try and correct my errors

You have to get of the truck and touch other peoples cans? Aren't there 'other people' who do that sort of thing?

Well, I have had space bar issues from time to time myself.

I am trying, Jesus, I am trying.

**Gabriel Reproba** · 01-06-2010, 09:21 PM

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Greetings and welcome. What is your partner's name? Since he is a member of Landover, we probably all know him?

**Ezekiel Bathfire** · 01-06-2010, 09:21 PM

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Just so I don't insult you unintentionally, is your name pronounced 'Joo-it' or 'Duh-wit'

**James Dewitt** · 01-06-2010, 09:29 PM

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I am that person who touches others cans. It is my job. I some times really want to quit, but it is a job that has to be done! I deal with the unwanted refuse of humanity every day. I some time's wonder if my job is not like that of a pastor, I help with the trash of the world,you deal with souls, I deal with garbage!

**James Hutchins** · 01-06-2010, 09:34 PM

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What ever did you do that put you where you are today? Certainly you must have committed some horrific sins against Jesus. You know, the first step in cleansing oneself is to proclaim the burden of your sins for all the world to here so God may lift them from your shoulders. Confess, friend, let us help you.

**James Dewitt** · 01-06-2010, 09:37 PM

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My partner is a member of a local Baptist church in Queens, I do not know the name of it right off hand.

My name is Dewitt, I am of German ancestry. To the best of my knowledge my ancestors are of christian faith, sadly I have fallen from my roots. A situation I hope to rectify.

**Gabriel Reproba** · 01-06-2010, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post

Greetings and welcome. What is your partner's name? Since he is a member of Landover, we probably all know him?

I hate to press you, but you didn't answer my query. Can you please provide us with the requested information? We get a lot of Godmockers here who lie to us about why they are here. A reference from an existing TrueChristian™ would go a long way to having your account cleared to "Forum Member" status much faster.

**Ezekiel Bathfire** · 01-06-2010, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post

My name is Dewitt, I am of German ancestry. [...]

Hmmm. Yet your name is of Dutch ancestry; were it German it would be 'von Weiss'; I think one of your ancestors was into fornication.

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