I'm Bi Curious...

[Backwards Child]

Okay, I am rather curious about this site... I've heard of course that it's a parody of Right-Wing Fundies, but this whole place seems... a little TOO convincing... was the whole place taken over by ACTUAL Religious Right...? I could see finding this funny for a little while, but honestly, If I were going to come on here and pretend to be a Christian... it would get boring pretty quickly... so are you guys for real, or what...?

[Wide-Open]

Re: I'm Curious...

Do I look unreal to you?

People constantly ask us this. It's tiring. We are as real as the Fires of Hell friend.

And why would you pretend to be a Christian when you are not? That doesn't make sense.

[Backwards Child]

Re: I'm Curious...

Then why...?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

It says that the actual church itself isn't real, and that both the forums and the site are owned by an atheist... so yeah, I'm a bit confused.

[Wide-Open]

Re: I'm Curious...

Friend, if you click your own link, you will see our wiki page as it was before the Google joos and probably some atheists trashed it.

[James Dewitt]

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If you do not think this is a real church , why would you join it ? Now I am confused !

[Backwards Child]

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Aha... I see. I also came upon this,

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=1483502

so I wasn't honestly sure. By the way, why did you mispell Jews? Jesus was a Jew.

[Wide-Open]

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Aha... I see. I also came upon this,

http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=1483502

"Ooh, some bint has an opinion on the internet, so it must be true!"

so I wasn't honestly sure. By the way, why did you mispell Jews? Jesus was a Jew.

Jesus wasn't a penny pinching kike. He was the Son of God. And also God.

Do you think God is a joo?

You are one confused individual.

[Backwards Child]

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Okay, now I see that you replace 'holy' with "divine revelation" automatically... which is rather frightening... or is God changing it?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...] Jesus was a Jew.

Your ignorance is surpassing! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278

[Noah Dint]

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Okay, now I see that you replace 'holy' with "divine revelation" automatically... which is rather frightening... or is God changing it?

Do not mock us with your smart remarks.

If you can't be as serious as we are about God(tm) then go find yourself a different playground.

We are not amused.

-ND

[Gabriel Reproba]

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so are you guys for real, or what...?

We are for real. When you speak the Truth about God and The Bible, there are many many people who want to shut you down.

Listen, it is very simple.

What we do:

We open the Bible. We read the Bible. We do what the Bible tells us to do. We ALWAYS provide scriptural support for our claims and our actions. Always.

What we don't do:

We don't say "Well I don't like the way that this part of the Bible makes me feel...so it must be a coded message. I must have to "interpret it" to mean something OTHER than what the litteral text on the page says." To do that would be to be something OTHER than Christian. You may have nice motives, but you are ignoring the Bible's words because they make you feel uncomfortable.

In the end, all we ask is that if someone has a question, they cite scripture that seems to prove us wrong. It's all very nice and fine to say that "Christianity is all about LOVE!" but until you can back it up with scripture, and address the mountains of scripture that we provide that refutes such claims, you are NOT describing Christianity. You are describing what you WISH Jesus was all about, not what he actually did and said.

[Backwards Child]

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Well I think I have a right to be at least a little angry Noah. I dislike having what I say changed. Freedom of Speech is usually supported by the Right, correct?

And I understand what the forum says it believes all too well Gabriel...

And in your link, about jesus not being a *Jew* I do not see any scripture saying he is not, that you say you always use. Would you please give the Bible verse that says what you say Jesus said? And it is rather difficult to always provide scripture that proves something is wrong every time, if only because the Bible contradicts itself so often.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well I think I have a right to be at least a little angry Noah. I dislike having what I say changed. Freedom of Speech is usually supported by the Right, correct?

No, maggot, you have no freedom of speech here - zero, none whatsoever. God instructs us what to allow to be presented on these Holy boards.

And in your link, about jesus not being a *Jew* I do not see any scripture saying he is not, [...]

Your slothful inability to get your fingers flicking through KJV1611 does you no service at all. Look deeper into God's Word.

The nationality of a child is determined by his father; God is without nationality. Or perhaps you want to put forward some racist argument?

[Backwards Child]

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I understand that I have no freedom of speech on the internet, but I had hoped for better than this.
And I do have the sin of sloth. Thats why I'm on the internet.
And who said a thing about racism...?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I understand that I have no freedom of speech on the internet, but I had hoped for better than this.

Then your hope, not based on any Scripture, has been dashed.

And I do have the sin of sloth. Thats why I'm on the internet.
And who said a thing about racism...?

You seem to have a thing about joos... you tell me.