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Hi! I hope to discuss many things with you guys here. 
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Tell us about yourself. What's you favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend? Why did you choose such an evil-sounding name?Originally posted by TheBlackMist View PostHi! I hope to discuss many things with you guys here.Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell. -
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What is the black mist? Is that something that comes out of your ass?Originally posted by TheBlackMist View PostHi! I hope to discuss many things with you guys here.Comment
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I don't have a favorite verse or anything; just a pure Christian who believes in God. I chose this name because it shows that I am NOT as pure as I seem, and also... It kind of sounds cool. I plan to discuss things with all of you!Comment
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What things? You've said that twice.
Welcome to our forum I guess. But your name makes me think you might not be serious about Jesus.
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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A TrueChristian™ would never say he is "pure." Also, calling yourself a "Christian who believes in God" is redundant. I am suspicious.Originally posted by TheBlackMist View Post
So you just lied in the first part of your reply? Enjoy Hell.I chose this name because it shows that I am NOT as pure as I seem,
Vanity shall be your downfall. We TrueChristians™ always try to be as humble as possible. It is one of the ways we know that God loves us best.and also... It kind of sounds cool.
I would change your plans if you don't change your ways!I plan to discuss things with all of you!Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
Further reading to help you become a True Christian™
Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!
Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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BlackMist, such a clever 4chan name!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I have received 23 PMs saying you are a twat if you think that name is 'cool'. Most of them were not that polite.Originally posted by TheBlackMist View PostI refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.I plan to discuss things with all of you!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Black Mist, your name makes me believe you're a Gothic freak.
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