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  • Betty Lambskin
    Apple Sucker
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2007
    • 144

    #1

    I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

    I am a new to this site, and for some strange reason it labels me "under investigation" I have been saved for 23 years. How can I fix this? And why do you label people like this?
  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

    Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
    I am a new to this site, and for some strange reason it labels me "under investigation" I have been saved for 23 years. How can I fix this? And why do you label people like this?


    They do that to everyone who comes here.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Betty Lambskin
      Apple Sucker
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 144

      #3
      Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

      But can't they make exceptions for Christians? We should be able to choose. I'm not sure I want to participate as "unsaved trash"

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

        Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
        But can't they make exceptions for Christians? We should be able to choose. I'm not sure I want to participate as "unsaved trash"
        What do you expect us to call somebody who waltzes in here using "Bloody Foreskin" as a user name?

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        • Betty Lambskin
          Apple Sucker
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2007
          • 144

          #5
          Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

          Well first of all, it is not Foreskin, but lamb skin, as in the blessed lamb of God. And actually Lambskin is also the name of my Cockatoo, so I thought it was cute. I apologize if it shocked you, but in the bible, blood - and bloodiness- even gore and guts - these things purify us! "Bloody" is not something to be afraid of. Goths and Stanists try and turn blood into something for the devil. But let me remind you that Blood poured out of Jesus hands, his feet, his side and his head so that we could be set free. Bathing in Christ's sweet blood sets us free from sin.

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

            Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
            But let me remind you that Blood poured out of Jesus hands, his feet, his side and his head so that we could be set free.
            Well you seem like a nice person. Let's not forget the blood pouring out of Iraq and Afghanistan as evidence of Christ's work even in the modern age.

            Tell me, what's your favorite Bible verse? Are you a Baptist?

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            • Sista Lateefah
              Honorary White Woman.
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2007
              • 522

              #7
              Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

              Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
              But can't they make exceptions for Christians? We should be able to choose. I'm not sure I want to participate as "unsaved trash"
              It do not be nothin' personal, honey. Everybody just be assumed to be unsaved trash until proved otherwise, because most o' the time it be true. Good LORD, if we done did allowed everybody claimin' to be "Christians" to come up in here and declare theyselves Saved©, we's be havin' to deal with "saved" Cathylicks, Epixcouples, Shriners, Jehovah Witlesses, and who know what else. Ooooooo, Jesus be weepin' if we allowed that to happen! You's not one of them thangs I just mentioned, is you?

              You seems nice enough, but the DOF haves to do a background check to know fo' sho thatchoo ain't frontin'. In the mean times, just remember to act in a Godly manner to speed the process along. Praise!
              sigpic
              "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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              • Betty Lambskin
                Apple Sucker
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 144

                #8
                Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                Brother Deaner I thought long and hard about that, and in fact I changed my signature because I truly love what God has to say about men and women in Christ. I teach a Ladies' Bible Study at the Church of Christ (for 8 years now) where we focus on contemporary issues such as how to keep the marriage bed pure, and what God has to say about sexual realtions in marriage - (it's okay!) and what Jesus thinks about menstruation, etc. So, you can see, Blood has special significance for me!

                What's your favorite verse, brother Weaner?

                also, Do you think I can get that unsaved trash thing changed?

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                • Betty Lambskin
                  Apple Sucker
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 144

                  #9
                  Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                  You seems nice enough, but the DOF haves to do a background check to know fo' sho thatchoo ain't frontin'. In the mean times, just remember to act in a Godly manner to speed the process along. Praise![/quote]

                  Sister Lafitah

                  I appreciate the precaution! I can see by looking at the other posts that this site is often used by those who have no interest in learning about God's word.

                  I also want you to know that I have a couple of colored people in my Bible study as well, so I can answer any questions about marital sexual relations for your people as well.

                  Praise Jesus

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #10
                    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                    Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
                    I also want you to know that I have a couple of colored people in my Bible study as well, so I can answer any questions about marital sexual relations for your people as well.

                    Praise Jesus

                    How is sex any different for black people than it is for any other race?
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Betty Lambskin
                      Apple Sucker
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 144

                      #11
                      Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                      How is sex any different for black people than it is for any other race?

                      Well, it is a complicated subject. Overall, it is not different. But I do believe that people of color, esp. women, struggle more with temptations of lust than white women, ie, they want to do "kinky" things not condoned in God's word. It can be cured! I know plenty of techniques to help women of color subdue their natural weaklness in this area. It is not their fault, it all goes back to the cursed people of ham, which is a long story!

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                      • moofy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2007
                        • 66

                        #12
                        Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                        Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
                        Well, it is a complicated subject. Overall, it is not different. But I do believe that people of color, esp. women, struggle more with temptations of lust than white women, ie, they want to do "kinky" things not condoned in God's word. It can be cured! I know plenty of techniques to help women of color subdue their natural weaklness in this area. It is not their fault, it all goes back to the cursed people of ham, which is a long story!
                        Are you saying that black women are cursed whores who can't control sexual desires?

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                          Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
                          I know plenty of techniques to help women of color subdue their natural weaklness in this area.
                          Do any of the techniques involve getting a job?

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #14
                            Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                            Originally posted by Bloody Lambskin View Post
                            Well, it is a complicated subject. Overall, it is not different. But I do believe that people of color, esp. women, struggle more with temptations of lust than white women, ie, they want to do "kinky" things not condoned in God's word. It can be cured! I know plenty of techniques to help women of color subdue their natural weaklness in this area. It is not their fault, it all goes back to the cursed people of ham, which is a long story!

                            Oh please. Black women are no more and no less inclined to kinky sex than white women. And whatever consenting adults want to do in the privacy of their bedroom (or living room, or dining room, or linen closet) is no one else's concern. It certainly isn't something that requires a cure.
                            Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-12-2007, 07:26 PM.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #15
                              Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                              Originally posted by moofy View Post
                              Are you saying that black women are cursed whores who can't control sexual desires?
                              It's about time you started paying attention moof. You run out of drugs?

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