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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #76
    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
    in a way i have, I was babtized as a Cathlioc and in the Christian religion (maybe not yours but in manny others) I am a Christian and i have Accepted Chist... well I've accepted that he was a man that lived close to the fall of the Roman Empire
    So that means you were buggered by countless dress wearing "fathers" who no doubt told you that if you let them have their way with you, you'd be an official Christian....

    Catlickers are not Christian in any sense of the word. They worship Jesus' momma and the antiChrist roman pope. Take a look at THIS.

    You need to read the Bible boy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • The Jabba Master
        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 250
        #77
        Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        So that means you were buggered by countless dress wearing "fathers" who no doubt told you that if you let them have their way with you, you'd be an official Christian....

        Catlickers are not Christian in any sense of the word. They worship Jesus' momma and the antiChrist roman pope. Take a look at THIS.

        You need to read the Bible boy.
        I dont go to curch... also its happend in other religious curchs too

        i beleave in the dogmatic form of beleafe witch states that you dont need to go to curch to beleave you just need to have that beleafe in your heart
        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #78
            Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
            in a way i have, I was babtized as a Cathlioc
            This explains EVERYTHING. When you're brought up to believe that a paedophile wearing a dress and a fish-head is feeding you little Christ biscuits because he's God's representative on earth, no wonder Star Battles seems like bleak social realism.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • The Jabba Master
                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 250
                #79
                Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                This explains EVERYTHING. When you're brought up to believe that a paedophile wearing a dress and a fish-head is feeding you little Christ biscuits because he's God's representative on earth, no wonder Star Battles seems like bleak social realism.
                Read my previous Post

                i only went to curch once and i havent gone back becuse it was vary vary boreing
                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #80
                    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                    in a way i have, I was babtized as a Cathlioc and in the Christian religion (maybe not yours but in manny others) I am a Christian and i have Accepted Chist... well I've accepted that he was a man that lived close to the fall of the Roman Empire
                    You don't know much there kiddo. Jesus' earthly ministry was 500 years before Rome fell. Clearly, while you were baptized a Catholic you were not educated by them.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Unsaved and Loving It
                        Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 308
                        #81
                        Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                        In fact, Jesus barely saw the birth of the Roman Empire. Caesar Augustus (the first emperor) was dead long after Jesus. He might've seen the death of the Roman Republic, but as for the Empire? Not by a long shot.
                        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                          • The Jabba Master
                            TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 250
                            #82
                            Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            You don't know much there kiddo. Jesus' earthly ministry was 500 years before Rome fell. Clearly, while you were baptized a Catholic you were not educated by them.
                            I went to Cathloic School and my Mom Was Educated in one too... me and her agree its like Hell on earth...
                            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621
                                #83
                                Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                I went to Cathloic School and my Mom Was Educated in one too... me and her agree its like Hell on earth...
                                So, your mother agrees that the Catlicker Buggery Academies are hellish institutions, but she still sent you off to be educated in rape by Satan's little helpers? What kind of a sick freak is she?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                  • The Jabba Master
                                    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 250
                                    #84
                                    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                    So, your mother agrees that the Catlicker Buggery Academies are hellish institutions, but she still sent you off to be educated in rape by Satan's little helpers? What kind of a sick freak is she?
                                    No Most of the teachers are idiots. The reason she sent me there was becuse she thought i needed a change of sceanery after my grandma died, she realy wasnt thinking of what it was like she was stuck in her own little world becuse she had to deel with my grandma's death as well. But anyway when I told her i wanted out of there she rememberd why she hated going there too
                                    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 18405
                                        #85
                                        Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                        I went to Cathloic School and my Mom Was Educated in one too... me and her agree its like Hell on earth...
                                        So you find education an unbearable experience? That explains a lot about you.

                                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                        Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                          • Betty Lambskin
                                            Apple Sucker
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 144
                                            #86
                                            Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                            Read my previous Post

                                            i only went to curch once and i havent gone back becuse it was vary vary boreing
                                            Boreing? Boreing? Is that what you plan to tell Jesus when you die? "I wanded to Lard, but i wen to curce an it boreing." I'm sure you'll find Satan's basting bulb crammed into your Sarlacc much more entertaining!

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                                              • The Jabba Master
                                                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 250
                                                #87
                                                Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                So you find education an unbearable experience? That explains a lot about you.
                                                At the Cathloic School? yes but i was only there for 3 or 4 months and that happend in 2000
                                                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Brother Temperance
                                                    Senior Usher
                                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                    A very nice young man
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15621
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                                    At the Cathloic School? yes but i was only there for 3 or 4 months and that happend in 2000
                                                    You mean, you're more than 7 years old? My word.
                                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                      • The Jabba Master
                                                        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 250
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                                        Originally posted by Betty Lambskin View Post
                                                        Boreing? Boreing? Is that what you plan to tell Jesus when you die? "I wanded to Lard, but i wen to curce an it boreing." I'm sure you'll find Satan's basting bulb crammed into your Sarlacc much more entertaining!
                                                        No what I plan on telling him is this: "Look I wanted to believe but you didn't give me anything to go on thus you made yourself not real and that's how I became an Agnostic. You see things are aren't as black an white as the bible says. If you check my record you will see that even though I didn't go to church I was a good person, I never committed a Sin I never felt bad about. And with that I leave you to decide"
                                                        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                                        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                                        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                                        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                                        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                                                          • Betty Lambskin
                                                            Apple Sucker
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 144
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                                                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                                                            even though I didn't go to church I was a good person

                                                            Like that matters! It's all about accepting the one true savior! Even murderous, donkey-raping, kitten eating goths can be redeemed! It's you and the Jesus-killers who think you can get off easy just becasue you're "nice." You know what? Jesus is really sick of you nice people. Always talking about how you're a good person. Until you smiley nose-picking retards get Jesus ' cleaning service on your insides, you're about as disposable as my Tommy's smelly corn-filled diaper. AMEN!

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