[Brother Temperance]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

How is that I am persecuted for upholding the wholesome, earth-baked goodness about marital sexuality practiced in 95% of congregations today, I backed it up on the Bible (again last night!) and yet Pastor Zeke deems it appropriate to talk about circle-"joking" ?

Because he wasn't encouraging it. And what does "earth-baked" mean? Since baking is what women do to little Soldiers for Christ in their tummy ovens after a man has inserted his babyseed, should I take that as meaning that you think it's acceptable for a man to spill his seed on the ground in the hope that Mother Nature will bake it for him?

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Because he wasn't encouraging it. And what does "earth-baked" mean? Since baking is what women do to little Soldiers for Christ in their tummy ovens after a man has inserted his babyseed, should I take that as meaning that you think it's acceptable for a man to spill his seed on the ground in the hope that Mother Nature will bake it for him?

No in fact it is biblical the she should drink the "bitter water" each time! [Numbers 5:24])

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Sister (Brother?), the Bible does not mention or give names to mankind's naughty parts. Do you really think God would approve of your coming up with cute labels like "Lambskin" for your tallywhacker?

I've never had a tallywacker. Do they sing? Lambskin is my Cockatoo. I taught him "My Redeemer Lives."

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

First, let's quote the real Bible instead.

1 Corinthians 7:5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

Now that's out of the way, even though my marital bed is none of your concern, I will say my husband and I come together enough for both our tastes and for one purpose, to plant his seed in my womb so we may bring forth more little Christians.
And to answer your question, "Would Christ say to the Chrurch [sic], I'm going to force you to be pregnant even though we can't afford another child?" Yes, of course He would! Again, here is the relevant scripture...

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Saved in childbearing! It doesn't get any more clear than that!

Genesis 1:28 was a command to Adam and Eve, not to all mankind, duh!

Not every command given to every camel-nursing raghead in the Bible applies to Christians day. Has every pastor at LBC built an ark this year? Goodness you people are archaic. The Old Testament was fulfilled and replaced by the New Testament

God teaches that husbands and wives must get it on regularly, or face God's wrath! He's watching, you know. But where is the verse that says, "go forth and abandon ye common sense, dullard?"

I Timothy 5:8, "If a man provide not for those of his own house, he has denied the faith and is worse than an infidel."

At least my litter of Christianettes will be wearing Hillfiger, not sackcloth!

[Talitha]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

The Old Testament was fulfilled and replaced by the New Testament

We follow the Truth:

Ezra 6:11
Also I have made a decree, that whosoever shall alter this word, let timber be pulled down from his house, and being set up, let him be hanged thereon; and let his house be made a dunghill for this.

Your new version is the word of Satan.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Genesis 1:28 was a command to Adam and Eve, not to all mankind, duh!

Not every command given to every camel-nursing raghead in the Bible applies to Christians day. Has every pastor at LBC built an ark this year? Goodness you people are archaic. The Old Testament was fulfilled and replaced by the New Testament

God teaches that husbands and wives must get it on regularly, or face God's wrath! He's watching, you know. But where is the verse that says, "go forth and abandon ye common sense, dullard?"

I Timothy 5:8, "If a man provide not for those of his own house, he has denied the faith and is worse than an infidel."

At least my litter of Christianettes will be wearing Hillfiger, not sackcloth!

The Lord certainly didn't bless you with much in the way of intelligence or comprehension, did He? "Regularly" doesn't mean we have to rut like Nigras and Mexican'ts on welfare. Once or twice a month appropriately timed for the best chance of conception is regular enough, and there is no point in knowing each other just for the sake of "doing it" at times of the month where there is no chance of conception.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Genesis 1:28 was a command to Adam and Eve, not to all mankind, duh!

Not every command given to every camel-nursing raghead in the Bible applies to Christians day. Has every pastor at LBC built an ark this year? Goodness you people are archaic. The Old Testament was fulfilled and replaced by the New Testament

God teaches that husbands and wives must get it on regularly, or face God's wrath! He's watching, you know. But where is the verse that says, "go forth and abandon ye common sense, dullard?"

I Timothy 5:8, "If a man provide not for those of his own house, he has denied the faith and is worse than an infidel."

At least my litter of Christianettes will be wearing Hillfiger, not sackcloth!

#1) Using large type is a form of shouting. Which makes you quite the uppity loudmouth, not a demure Christian woman who knows when to hold her tongue. Ditto the defiance on Biblical law.

#2) I'm sure we'd all be interested in knowing exactly who the "camel nursing ragheads" are that you despise so. I have personally never heard any of God's chosen referred to in such a manner. Are you referring to Moses? Noah? Do please share.

#3) Kindly reveal to us exactly where in the Holy Bible (KJV1611) that God tells us to go ahead and ignore some parts of the Bible.

I've encountered plenty of false Christians in my day, but you take the cake lady. All you are on about is holding orgies with old nigra boys and struggling to find cover in some false version of the Bible by spinning even those lies. If you were my wife you'd get the beating of your life right about now, and Jesus would Bless me for it.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

I've encountered plenty of false Christians in my day, but you take the cake lady. All you are on about is holding orgies with old nigra boys and struggling to find cover in some false version of the Bible by spinning even those lies. If you were my wife you'd get the beating of your life right about now, and Jesus would Bless me for it.

Where in the Bible does it give you the right to fantasize about me being your wife? First of all, I am quite happy feasting on my HUSBANDS flagons, as the Lord sayeth, and he would not feel comfortable with you dreaming of backhanding my soft, supple body, even if it was done with a brisk leather Bible, and a camel crop, today at 2:30 in the Pastor's office at LBC.

[Goatski]

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Is that how you got vasalcongestion? I thought you gothfags loved to have circlejerk parties every chance you got...

Your obsession with anal lubrication compression is outside the scope of my experience. Perhaps you have mistaken me for your fellow sodomite, Temperance? It is evident in all the phenomenon of nature that homosexuality unnatural and unproductive. If the male anus was mean to receive the lingam it would produce its own lubrication. And oily feces does not count - yes, I saw in your heart that you were going to justify sodomy on those grounds.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Where in the Bible does it give you the right to fantasize about me being your wife? First of all, I am quite happy feasting on my HUSBANDS flagons, as the Lord sayeth, and he would not feel comfortable with you dreaming of backhanding my soft, supple body, even if it was done with a brisk leather Bible, and a camel crop, today at 2:30 in the Pastor's office at LBC.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

You'll do as you are told in God's favorite forum and you'll *like it.

*Make it 3:00 and use the side entrance.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

You'll do as you are told in God's favorite forum and you'll *like it.

*Make it 3:00 and use the side entrance.

oh, I think I've seen the light, Brother.

I must go make myself ready to lay prostrate before Jesus.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

What do you expect us to call somebody who waltzes in here using "Bloody Foreskin" as a user name?

How about New person... yeah that works

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

oh, I think I've seen the light, Brother.

I must go make myself ready to lay prostrate before Jesus.

How about New person... yeah that works

Even this addle-brained female got it. Are you so deeply retarded that you can't accept the love Jesus offers? Get on your knees NOW boy and beg Him to save you from everlasting torment. Do you want to spend eternity being anally raped by every demon in hell?

Accept Christ NOWNOWNOW!

[The Jabba Master]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Even this addle-brained female got it. Are you so deeply retarded that you can't accept the love Jesus offers? Get on your knees NOW boy and beg Him to save you from everlasting torment. Do you want to spend eternity being anally raped by every demon in hell?

Accept Christ NOWNOWNOW!

in a way i have, I was babtized as a Cathlioc and in the Christian religion (maybe not yours but in manny others) I am a Christian and i have Accepted Chist... well I've accepted that he was a man that lived close to the fall of the Roman Empire

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Are you saying that black women are cursed whores who can't control sexual desires?

That's basically the implication.