[Betty Lambskin]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

Do any of the techniques involve getting a job?

I never thought of that, but that's an interesting thought. MOst of my techniques involve reading scripture together, or if that does not work, I had one colored gentleman tell me he slammed the Good Book shut on his genitals, over and over. I'm not recommending this, but he swears by it!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

I never thought of that, but that's an interesting thought.

unfortunately for you, what you never thought of will probably be responsible for sending you directly to Hell in the very near future. I suggest you lean not on your own understanding and instead lean on Jesus and His Word (hmmm, that sounds familiar.....) As a woman, you will do best by heeding the words of the Godly Pastors here--if left to your own, Lord knows you'd end up in Hell faster than a white man would be stripped of his watch in Harlem!

MOst of my techniques involve reading scripture together, or if that does not work, I had one colored gentleman tell me he slammed the Good Book shut on his genitals, over and over. I'm not recommending this, but he swears by it!

Colored people certainly do have some odd superstitions. Perhaps his method works in some ways, but it is certainly not something that I would prescribe, since it could potentially lead to the inability to bring more Christian Soldiers into this world, and if that were to happen, then what purpose do we serve here on earth?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Okay, WTF? I know plenty of white whores. In fact I know more white whores than black whores. Why do you assume that black women will be more inclined to divulge than white women, do you have any facts?

Oh and how come your little Jesus has no arms or legs... how is he even staying on that cross?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Okay, (excised)? I know plenty of white whores. In fact I know more white whores than black whores.

This thread is not meant to deal with your obsession with loose women; believe you me, the Department of Faith is well-informed of your transgressions and you will be dealt with when your number is called (perhaps it is 666?). For now, let us speak only of the matter at hand and not with your whims and temptations.

Why do you assume that black women will be more inclined to divulge than white women, do you have any facts?

Why do dogs hump shoes? The average animal knows that if you do certain things, it feels good -- it's not exactly an earth-shattering discovery. The Godly White Women I know have learned self-restraint, as Jesus commanded.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Deaner I thought long and hard about that, and in fact I changed my signature because I truly love what God has to say about men and women in Christ. I teach a Ladies' Bible Study at the Church of Christ (for 8 years now) where we focus on contemporary issues such as how to keep the marriage bed pure, and what God has to say about sexual realtions in marriage - (it's okay!) and what Jesus thinks about menstruation, etc. So, you can see, Blood has special significance for me!


also, Do you think I can get that unsaved trash thing changed?

Does your Godly husband give you his permission to lead such a group? If it were my wife, I'd never let her near any nigra bucks, especially while discussing sex.

I wonder if your group endorses "Christian Domestic Discipline", aka Godly Christian Husbands dealing out beatings to their wives when they (naturally enough) get sassy from time to time. I'd love to hear your opinions on this topic.

Your "unsaved trash" designation will be changed once we get your DOF report. These days we can't be too careful. Why just last week we had some hippie stumble into our Godly forum and pose as a Christian girl. Brother BJ and his boys in security soon sorted her out.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Goths and Stanists try and turn blood into something for the devil. But let me remind you that Blood poured out of Jesus hands, his feet, his side and his head so that we could be set free. Bathing in Christ's sweet blood sets us free from sin.

What in the name of the FSM is a 'Stanist'? Are there a bunch of people who worship a guy named Stan?

[Betty Lambskin]

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Does your Godly husband give you his permission to lead such a group? If it were my wife, I'd never let her near any nigra bucks, especially while discussing sex.

I wonder if your group endorses "Christian Domestic Discipline", aka Godly Christian Husbands dealing out beatings to their wives when they (naturally enough) get sassy from time to time. I'd love to hear your opinions on this topic.

Pastor Ezekiel

I in no way condone domestic violence. And "sassy" should not equal "beating". Instead, why not have a careful reading of the scripture together while nude? This might diffuse the tension.

And 'the buck' was an elderly gentleman with cerebral palsy!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Welcome, Bloody Lambskin. I have to admit I'm torn. Your posts so far have been quite Godly, but your name disturbs me. One of the few things I did right back in my (unfortunate) papist days was protest against birth control, and lamb skin is a popular material in the creation of CONdoms (the con being the lie that they make fornication safe).
Because of this, the image your name conjures is of two heathens fornicating during the time of the woman's curse, or possibly two sodomites, one with a ruptured a*us thanks to their disgusting sin.
It's good that you explained your name here, but if your DoF file comes back clean and you earn yourself a membership, I'd hate to see you have to explain your name every time some witch or homer thinks they've found a peer.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I in no way condone domestic violence. And "sassy" should not equal "beating". Instead, why not have a careful reading of the scripture together while nude? This might diffuse the tension.

Oh dear! I didn't see this as I was writing my last post! This isn't Godly at all!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Ezekiel

I in no way condone domestic violence. And "sassy" should not equal "beating". Instead, why not have a careful reading of the scripture together while nude? This might diffuse the tension.

And 'the buck' was an elderly gentleman with cerebral palsy!

Well maam, you can't ever be too careful with a nigra. They are quite animalistic, and he was probably faking his medical condition to cheat of his welfare check.

As for wife spanking, I am afraid that you'll find that we True Christian™ are great advocates of it. God clearly commands that Men be in charge, and that women keep their yaps shut, and that as Christian Men, we are to subjectify them.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

Of course we are completely opposed to abuse. But when Sister Thumper burns my steak, she gets the back of my hand and knows that she deserved it.

[Goatski]

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Oh dear! I didn't see this as I was writing my last post! This isn't Godly at all!

You have Paris Hilton in your signature... with a halo, no less!!!

You do know she is a filthy infrasexual whore who got out of jail because her syphilis might spread throughout the prison population? Is it really proper to place the holy halo of the enlightened bodhisattvas' on the head of a drunken infraconscious slut with a VD?

[Betty Lambskin]

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Oh dear! I didn't see this as I was writing my last post! This isn't Godly at all!

I feel my name is giving people the wrong message about who I am. I would prefer Blood o' the Lamb. But how can I change it?

And anyway, your name sounds like a lady who could use a little Godrod in her baby vault! Don't you know that unlike the Pope-dopes, we believe in birth control these days? And intercourse suring menses is on the table, thanks to Jesus suffering on the blood-soaked cross.

[Betty Lambskin]

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Of course we are completely opposed to abuse. But when Sister Thumper burns my steak, she gets the back of my hand and knows that she deserved it.

Sounds like you both could uses a few days in my Bible class! Step 5 in my twelve step process to having "Great Sex In Christ" is "Spare the rod, spoil the wife" but I'm talking about the Godrod! Often christian women become disobedeient and neglectful of their day to day duties when their husbands forget to give them their nightly innoculation against virginity.

When was the last time you knew her? (As in, how Ham knew Noah when he was drunk and passed out in his tent?)

[Sista Lateefah]

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You have Paris Hilton in your signature... with a halo, no less!!!

You do know she is a filthy infrasexual whore who got out of jail because her syphilis might spread throughout the prison population? Is it really proper to place the holy halo of the enlightened bodhisattvas' on the head of a drunken infraconscious slut with a VD?

Why you judgmental chink! Why you gotsa come on here slanderizin' po' Miss Hilton!? Y'all boodists always playin' it off like y'all be all acceptin' of everybody, butchoo can't even fo'give folks when they had turned they life around! Thank you fo' provin' that only JESUS lead to the path of peace, Booda lead to hatred and HELL!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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And anyway, your name sounds like a lady who could use a little <blasphemy deleted> in her baby vault! Don't you know that unlike the Pope-dopes, we believe in birth control these days?

Well, I never!
I will have you know that I am a happily married woman and my husband and I try to make a baby at least once a month whether we like it or not!
I will also have you know that while I am an ex-papist, I still frown on birth control as the use of it goes against God's plan for womankind.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

That doesn't sound like God is in favor of birth control to me! I'm starting to wonder if you even are on the narrow path to salvation or if you're just another heathen here to mock.

Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.