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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #91
    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
    No what I plan on telling him is this: "Look I wanted to believe but you didn't give me anything to go on thus you made yourself not real and that's how I became an Agnostic. You see things are aren't as black an white as the bible says. If you check my record you will see that even though I didn't go to church I was a good person, I never committed a Sin I never felt bad about. And with that I leave you to decide"
    And right about in the middle of the second sentence you'll hear a loud POP and then you'll find yourself up to your neck in scalding hot bile, with a swarm of demons paddling over to greet you.

    Take a look at THIS comic book about fools like you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • The Jabba Master
        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 250
        #92
        Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        And right about in the middle of the second sentence you'll hear a loud POP and then you'll find yourself up to your neck in scalding hot bile, with a swarm of demons paddling over to greet you.

        Take a look at THIS comic book about fools like you.
        Ah you see theres a difrence between me and him (the kid in your comic book i dont beleave there is not a god but i havent seen enoughf evadence for there to be a god and in the end as a famous wrighter said "Actions Speek louder the words"
        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708
            #93
            Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
            Ah you see theres a difrence between me and him (the kid in your comic book i dont beleave there is not a god but i havent seen enoughf evadence for there to be a god and in the end as a famous wrighter said "Actions Speek louder the words"
            Yeesh, you are SUCH a goober. Satan is going to have a blast with you.

            Enjoy Hell Goob.

            Lve, Sister Thumper
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              • deadhero
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2007
                • 9
                #94
                Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                And right about in the middle of the second sentence you'll hear a loud POP and then you'll find yourself up to your neck in scalding hot bile, with a swarm of demons paddling over to greet you.

                Take a look at THIS comic book about fools like you.
                Thank you Pastor E, for posting a link to this particular publications. I was given one a long time ago and haven't seen one since. Thank you for putting me back in touch with their wealth of enlightening messages and literature. Praises be!
                "It is not too strong a statement to declare that this is the way civilizations begin to die. None of us has the right to suppose it cannot happen here."
                - Richard M. Nixon

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                  • The Jabba Master
                    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 250
                    #95
                    Re: I am NOT UNSAVED TRASH ! please explain

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Yeesh, you are SUCH a goober. Satan is going to have a blast with you.

                    Enjoy Hell Goob.

                    Lve, Sister Thumper
                    In the words of my Grandfather: "I've been there and I've come back for you"
                    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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