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  • Steve Wimbley
    Unsaved trash - Quite possibly a decent human being
    • Jan 2010
    • 7

    #16
    Re: New recruit.

    Because if he was black it would mean that he probably ate a lot of fried chickn!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

    JK I'm a black man and I don't really like the stuff!!

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    • Paul Jeffery
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 272

      #17
      Re: New recruit.

      Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
      Because if he was black it would mean that he probably ate a lot of fried chickn!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

      JK I'm a black man and I don't really like the stuff!!

      Jesus did not eat fried chicken, Steve. And he was as white as the driven snow. Sorry. I still see nothing funny about inferences that Jesus may have been anything other than white.
      sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #18
        Re: New recruit.

        Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
        Jesus did not eat fried chicken, Steve. And he was as white as the driven snow. Sorry. I still see nothing funny about inferences that Jesus may have been anything other than white.
        Sir, I enjoy fried chicken only slightly less than Pastor Harry Hardwick at our Sunday summer picnic gatherings.

        If Jesus didn't enjoy fried chicken, baked beans, cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy, watermelon, apple pie and peach cobbler with homemade ice cream, He doesn't love America.

        We all know that isn't true, son.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Paul Jeffery
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 272

          #19
          Re: New recruit.

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Sir, I enjoy fried chicken only slightly less than Pastor Harry Hardwick at our Sunday summer picnic gatherings.

          If Jesus didn't enjoy fried chicken, baked beans, cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy, watermelon, apple pie and peach cobbler with homemade ice cream, He doesn't love America.

          We all know that isn't true, son.
          I stand corrected and ask your forgiveness, Mr. Jones. I was trying to make the point that Jesus would not have eaten fried chicken in the context referenced by Mr. Wimbley wherein the consumption of fried chicken was being used as a stereotypical behavior for black people, which Jesus was most certainly not.

          I too consume fried chicken and all the accompanying side dishes you mentioned with great gusto.
          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #20
            Re: New recruit.

            Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
            I stand corrected and ask your forgiveness, Mr. Jones. I was trying to make the point that Jesus would not have eaten fried chicken in the context referenced by Mr. Wimbley wherein the consumption of fried chicken was being used as a stereotypical behavior for black people, which Jesus was most certainly not.

            I too consume fried chicken and all the accompanying side dishes you mentioned with great gusto.
            Of course, Brother. You are forgiven unlimited times or 49, whichever comes first.

            If Pastor Bryant has a good feeling about a coffee with cream type, I would be willing to give the boy a chance.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622

              #21
              Re: New recruit.

              Personally, I'm honored to have Steve join our board. It is so refreshing to actually communicate with a negro who speaks proper American. He is also polite and seems to understand his race's role as subservient helpers. This is good.

              Welcome aboard, Steve!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: New recruit.

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Personally, I'm honored to have Steve join our board. It is so refreshing to actually communicate with a negro who speaks proper American. He is also polite and seems to understand his race's role as subservient helpers. This is good.

                Welcome aboard, Steve!
                He seems very clean. Not many of those boys are.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22380

                  #23
                  Re: New recruit.

                  Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                  I will try to find it in my heart to forgive you bigots
                  That is very kind of you. Now get on your knees and beg our Savior Jesus Christ (did you notice the capitals there?) for forgiveness.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Steve Wimbley
                    Unsaved trash - Quite possibly a decent human being
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 7

                    #24
                    Re: New recruit.

                    FUCK YOU ALL EAT SHIT GOD DAMMIT

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380

                      #25
                      Re: New recruit.

                      Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                      YOU ALL EAT SHIT GOD *profanity deleted*
                      Just six posts ago you claimed to be a "born again Christian" and already you are breaking the Ten Commandments?

                      Exodus 20:7 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

                      God gave you free will. So you have a choice here. Pray to our Savior Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness or burn in hell for all eternity.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #26
                        Re: New recruit.

                        Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                        *profanity deleted* YOU ALL EAT *profanity deleted* GOD *profanity deleted*


                        You've been polite and well-spoken up to this point, boy, so this post came as a complete shock! I understand your inherent nigraness is a tough hurdle to overcome in life, but with Jesus' help, you can do it!
                        Now apologize to the decent American folk here and we can pretend this outburst never happened.
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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #27
                          Re: New recruit.

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          Personally, I'm honored to have Steve join our board. It is so refreshing to actually communicate with a negro who speaks proper American. He is also polite and seems to understand his race's role as subservient helpers. This is good.

                          Welcome aboard, Steve!
                          Me too! I hope he can shine shoes and tap dance!
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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790

                            #28
                            Re: New recruit.

                            Perhaps that was some sort of abrupt personality disorder?? The change was so sudden!!

                            I saw the movie The Three Faces of Eve and Sibyl, and it happened just like what we witnessed here, just now.

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #29
                              Re: New recruit.

                              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                              Perhaps that was some sort of abrupt personality disorder?? The change was so sudden!!

                              I saw the movie The Three Faces of Eve and Sibyl, and it happened just like what we witnessed here, just now.
                              I think nigras are just prone to bad behavior. GOD knows they love to rape and steal. I think shouting profanities was just his frustration from not being able to rape one of us through the internet.
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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445

                                #30
                                Re: New recruit.

                                Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                                ---unchristian message---
                                Excuse me, sir, are you maybe possessed by demons? Your mood swings so abruptly from friendly and polite to rude and hateful that it is hard for me to believe that it is one person speaking. Are you maybe under some voodoo curse, as negroes are known to put onto each other? Here at Landover, we have a team of specialists to treat demonically-caused diseases. You're very welcome.
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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