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  • zorby
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2010
    • 1

    #1

    You people are pathetic.

    I say this as an Agnostic, I live life for life, I don't live to cause others pain or suffering as all of you do.
    You beat on just about anyone who doesn't beat on them with you.
    You try to use the bible as proof and reasoning for all of that, but where's your proof FOR the bible? Let me guess, just "God made it"? You people are pathetic. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16536 please, follow what you all said in that thread, go out and rape someone, and go to jail, ALL of you.
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: You people are pathetic.

    Originally posted by RapeisBADd4mnmormons View Post
    please, follow what you all said in that thread, go out and rape someone, and go to jail, ALL of you.
    We don't condone rape. If you read the thread, you'd understand that it is the Bible which states that in order to punish a rapist, he must be made to marry his victim.

    As for the victim, she has been defiled; it would be difficult to find someone willing to marry her. By marrying her rapist she "saves face", as the Japs put it. It's a win-win situation.
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #3
      Re: You people are pathetic.

      So much negativity... sheesh.

      No matter how many times we point out that we do not condone rape, people still keep coming here saying that we do. It's not so. We merely want the rape victim to be compensated.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: You people are pathetic.

        Originally posted by zorby View Post
        I say this as an Agnostic, I live life for life, I don't live to cause others pain or suffering as all of you do.
        You are one of satan's imps and you DO live to cause pain and suffering. Because of your hatemongering, countless unsaved sinners will choose to reject Jesus outright and suffer unspeakable torments in hellfire for all eternity.

        Are you happy now?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #5
          Re: You people are pathetic.

          Originally posted by zorby View Post
          please, follow what you all said in that thread, go out and rape someone, and go to jail, ALL of you.
          The Bible doesn't say that raping is acceptable, as both adultery and pre-marital sex are forbidden. The only person you may rape is your wife, who, being a woman, should serve her husband in total submission:

          Ephesians 5:22
          Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: You people are pathetic.

            Re: You people are pathetic.

            Oh, okay. For a moment there I thought you were calling us "pantheistic"

            HorseMan, ride on.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22899

              #7
              Re: You people are pathetic.

              Originally posted by zorby View Post
              I say this as an Agnostic, I live life for life,
              which is the equivalent of saying that you pay cash for cash. Doesn't seem like much of a "life statement"
              I don't live to cause others pain or suffering as all of you do.[...]
              We don't cause either pain or suffering, and any we do cause is minute compared to the pain and suffering of Hell, from which Your Savior and Landover wish to spare you!
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: You people are pathetic.

                These silly "aggies" will just never get it, Brother Bath. It's like trying to put lace on a bowling ball

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22379

                  #9
                  Re: You people are pathetic.

                  Originally posted by zorby View Post
                  I say this as an Agnostic ... bla bla bla ... go out and rape someone, and go to jail, ALL of you.
                  Could you do all of us a favor and ask your parents if they can please take away your computer privileges? And don't forget to mention to them that we said your parents are awful parents and that they will go to hell for failing to raise you properly. Thank you.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • johncarlos
                    Unsaved trash, confused foreigner
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 89

                    #10
                    Re: You people are pathetic.

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Could you do all of us a favor and ask your parents if they can please take away your MAC privileges? And don't forget to mention to them that we said your parents are awful parents and that they will go to hell for failing to raise you properly. Thank you.
                    I fully agree.
                    Leviticus 21:8
                    Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread of thy God: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the LORD, which sanctify you, am holy.

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                    • Malloch
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 20

                      #11
                      Re: You people are pathetic.

                      Welcome Zorby,

                      Don't expect a decent debate, you won't find one.
                      If it is your view that these people are pathetic i encourage you to read "What Jeb thinks about everything"

                      It may change your mind about how you feel towards these people.
                      then again maybe it won't.

                      Have a good one

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #12
                        Re: You people are pathetic.

                        Originally posted by Malloch View Post
                        Don't expect a decent debate, you won't find one.


                        From "Noobs please read this before posting:"
                        This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him.
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22379

                          #13
                          Re: You people are pathetic.

                          Originally posted by Malloch View Post
                          Welcome Zorby, Don't expect a decent debate, you won't find one.
                          Eh, in his message he says things like "You people are pathetic" and "go out and rape someone". And you expect us to start a decent debate with such a completely retarded idiot?

                          There are a lot of interesting and decent threads on this forum. But when one starts the way Zorby did, there is no longer any possibility for that.

                          If you want to be treated like a grownup, you will have to behave like a grownup yourself first.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: You people are pathetic.

                            Yep, YOU can be completely irrational AND complain that people don't take you seriously? You are crazy, really.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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