Hello

[Sinestro75]

Hello.
I am from Australia, I don't go to church and I certainly haven't been saved!
I'm not even sure I need rescuing.

Cheers

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT welcome.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I am from Australia

How terrible that must be for you. I imagine Australians having their version of a fancy dinner party (i.e., boozed BBQ), and trying to one-up each other socially: "Your great-grandfather was a thief, you say? Well, mine was a thief and a murderer!"

I don't go to church

That comes as no surprise.

[Sinestro75]

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Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT welcome.

I just wandered on in and found the opinions on this website simply mesmerizing! This stuff is gold!!

[Sinestro75]

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How terrible that must be for you. I imagine Australians having their version of a fancy dinner party (i.e., boozed BBQ), and trying to one-up each other socially: "Your great-grandfather was a thief, you say? Well, mine was a thief and a murderer!"

At least we don't lay with sheep like New Zealanders do!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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At least we don't lay with sheep like New Zealanders do!

That's the sort of disgusting filth we have come to expect from Australians; always banging on about New Zealanders and sheep! In any case, the only reason why Australian men aren't known to have sex with sheep is because they (the men) are usually too drunk to catch them. We see it all the time here in NZ -- boozed Aussie tourists on sex tours, stumbling around our paddocks with their pants around their ankles.

Shame on you!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I just wandered on in and found the opinions on this website simply mesmerizing! This stuff is gold!!

The verse you are seeking, and not finding, is Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm not even sure I need rescuing.

You don't, you will do fine in hell .

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Australia? That's where the Sound of Music (for those who don't know, a dreadful documentary about a disobedient nanny who corrupts young children into worshiping Satan and does not submit herself to the orders of the man of the house) was filmed, correct?

[True Disciple]

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Australia? That's where the Sound of Music (for those who don't know, a dreadful documentary about a disobedient nanny who corrupts young children into worshiping Satan and does not submit herself to the orders of the man of the house) was filmed, correct?

That's true, Brother. I shudder when I think of the countless people who have been led away from God by this devilish movie! They are just as worse as those eskimoes! Maybe we should take action against Australia as well!

[James Hutchins]

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Isn't it true austria is full of nigra midgets that sound like brits?

[Sinestro75]

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Gosh. What a delightful bunch you all are! Gods Bless you all!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Bless you all!

Thank you! Now please go reading your Holy Bible.