[SeraphSalvation]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

I read the Bible from God's lips, and I have been sent, as an Agent of the Eye, to correct the misinformation caused by Satanic men in the past who manipulated and twisted the teachings of God so that Beelzebub may cloak our planet in his foul stench and pollute our minds.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

If you can find a single instance where a True Christian(tm) has either misquoted the Bible, or interpreted it in any way whatsoever, I will donate $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choosing. You have 2 hours.

Tick tock!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[SeraphSalvation]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

If you can find a single instance where a True Christian™ has either misquoted the Bible, or interpreted it in any way whatsoever, I will donate $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choosing.

Is that a mistake? Otherwise that would be easy, almost every post is someone interpreting the Bible.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Is that a mistake? Otherwise that would be easy, almost every post is someone interpreting the Bible.

That is not a mistake. Show me where a True Christian(tm) has twisted Scripture or misquoted it.

Simply CLAIMING it is not sufficient.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

P.S. Quoting the Bible word-for-word is not "interpreting" it.

[SeraphSalvation]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

All I have to do is find a TrueChristian interpreting the Bible?

[SeraphSalvation]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

What better way is there to show our Christian Love for them than to share the Good News with them exactly as it was recorded in the Holy Bible? If our hearts were not filled with love for all the unsaved trash of the world, why would we spend our time trying to win their souls for His Kingdom? The most hateful thing I can think of would be to ignore them as they wallow in depredation or, worse yet, molly-coddle them and tell them that their sinful nature is okay in the eyes of the LORD. God is very clear about how we are to do the work of evangelists and spread the Good News.

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

We are trying to snap them out of their delusion and exhort them to get right with Jesus! God has brought them here for a reason. For us to just ignore their desperate cries for help would be completely antithetical to the Christian Love that we all feel for all of you. Please try not to be so hostile. We are only trying to help you and the rest of the unsaved trash who come here spewing your anti-Christian hate speech. It's not too late for you or for them. We want you all to join us in Heaven. We want you all to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christians™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge and chasten unsaved trash.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

The fact that you lack the discernment to recognize our Christian Love for what it is tells me that your faith is weak and that you have not truly been Saved™. I exhort you to take your faith more seriously, that you may not just hear His Word, but truly understand It. And then, I want you to commit to Jesus and to yourself that you will follow His Word, exactly as it is written.

Matthew 13:14-16
And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.

It is not enough to merely call yourself a "Christian." You must be born anew of seed incorruptible (I Peter 1:23), at which point all further deviation from God's Word will not just be undesirable, but literally impossible (I John 3:6-9). If you are unable to fully commit to Christ, then you call yourself His servant in vain. Hell will be chock full with unsaved trash who went through life calling themselves "Christian" without having the faintest idea of what that truly means.

Matthew7:21-23
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Being a True Christian™ is not simply a matter of raising your hand when asked or checking the correct box on a demographic questionnaire. I truly hope you realize this before it is too late for you.

All of that is interpretation, my brother. For even in the supplied text, there are contradictions. He that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven, but then He will profess, He never knew you. So you cannot do his will on Earth, only in Heaven. The will of his Father, the will of God, is in Heaven, not Earth. That's why we must save souls, purify them, so that more may serve His will. We can't damn them, we cannot condemn them, we cannot judge them. We can only try to save them.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

All of that is interpretation, my brother. For even in the supplied text, there are contradictions. He that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven, but then He will profess, He never knew you. So you cannot do his will on Earth, only in Heaven. The will of his Father, the will of God, is in Heaven, not Earth. That's why we must save souls, purify them, so that more may serve His will. We can't damn them, we cannot condemn them, we cannot judge them. We can only try to save them.

As I mentioned above: quoting the Bible is not interpreting it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

All of that is interpretation, my brother. For even in the supplied text, there are contradictions. He that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven, but then He will profess, He never knew you. So you cannot do his will on Earth, only in Heaven. The will of his Father, the will of God, is in Heaven, not Earth. That's why we must save souls, purify them, so that more may serve His will. We can't damn them, we cannot condemn them, we cannot judge them. We can only try to save them.

The "in heaven" part is talking about the location of His Father, obv.

Maybe you should remember this little bit of Scripture:

"Thy will be done, ON EARTH, as it is in Heaven".

I really hope you've got something better than that, because you just got schooled by an ATHEIST.

[SeraphSalvation]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

As I mentioned above: quoting the Bible is not interpreting it.

And, if it were simply a quote without the interpretation following it, you'd be right. However, words at the end = interpretation. Give me my money.















I've never read the bible.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

I've never read the bible.

So you are a sulky fourteen year old boy who wants the adult to spoon feed you everything.

You're lack of intellectual curiosity is quite underwhelming. Are you next going to give us some stupid version of evolution that will make the atheist posters here like Didymus Much laugh is himself silly at your ignorance?

[Redeemed Papist]

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What worries me is how proud he is of the flammable nature of his soul.

Revelation 20:6 Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.

We, of course, have no such concerns.

[James Hutchins]

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And, if it were simply a quote without the interpretation following it, you'd be right. However, words at the end = interpretation. Give me my money.

I've never read the bible.

Friend, if you have never read the Bible, then can you have any idea what you are discussing. This is a forum about God and the KJV.
Perhaps you simply did the Google "I'm Feeling Lucky" and God sent you to us for a reason.
Salvation and Landover is not a Vegas crap shoot.

[Didymus Much]

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All of that is interpretation, my brother...

He ain't your brother (in a Biblical sense or otherwise) and no, it's explanation, for tards like you who can't read and understand plain English. Nothing Jedediah said changes the meaning of the Scriptures quoted.

... For even in the supplied text, there are contradictions...

Claiming that there are contradictions in the Bible will not win you any friends among the True Christians™ here. Misrepresenting the Scriptures quoted as self-contradictory will not win my friendship, either (I hate liars and dishonesty in general).

...Give me my money...

Dammit, read what he wrote. He said if you held up your part of the bargain, he'd make a donation to a charity of your choice, NOT GIVE YOU MONEY. If you really are that stupid, please DO NOT PROCREATE (that means: don't have children).

...I've never read the bible.

Obviously. You don't even know the Lord's Prayer, fer crying out loud. This is basic Sunday School twaddle.

You really should read it, though. It's not that hard, or that long. It's actually shorter than the Harry Potter series, and I'd put money (not a lot, mind) that you've read that. You'd be amazed at what you'll find (and what's NOT there is even more surprising to most people). You'll have a better understanding of just how much that Book has influenced world history.

Parts of it are incredibly, indescribably beautiful. Parts of it are horrid beyond belief (to "modern" sensibilities, at least).

IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE, one way or the other.

At least you'll have more of a clue when it comes to discussing it, and won't look like such God-damned fool every time you open your mouth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I've never read the bible.

It shows.

Once upon a time, I had never read the Bible either. I thought that surely God agreed with whatever I wanted Him to believe, right? My sense of right and wrong must surely be in full agreement with God's!

But then I did read the Bible. My eyes were opened!

I realized, of course, that God is all-powerful and all-knowing. Therefore, the Bible HAS to be accurate. For the Bible not to be accurate, you see, one of the following is necessary:

1. God is not all-knowing, and doesn't know His Word is wrong.
2. God is not all-powerful, and can't edit a book to be sure it's correct.
3. God knows it's wrong and doesn't want to change it so we can be confused, war amongst each other, and go to His Lake of Fire.
4. God does not exist.

Which of these do you think is the case, since you don't think the Bible is correct?