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  • Hello There People

    Hello, I am the Messiah.
    I am a left wing, black, unemployed, homosexual African woman and I have 1 leg and a nose ring. I believe in Allah, the Holocaust and Fairies. I have 17 children, all of different fathers, and I enjoy heavy metal, cunnilingus and anal penetration. I live in Belgium, and speak 19 languages.

    Christians, embrace me.

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    Re: Hello There People

    If you trolling us, we've seen better.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello There People

      You need to bring your "A" game to this forum. That all you got? <yawn> Goodbye.
      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



      King James Bible v1611

      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        Re: Hello There People

        Originally posted by I_Am_The_Messiah View Post
        Hello, I am the Messiah.
        I am a left wing, black, unemployed, homosexual African woman and I have 1 leg and a nose ring. I believe in Allah, the Holocaust and Fairies. I have 17 children, all of different fathers, and I enjoy heavy metal, cunnilingus and anal penetration. I live in Belgium, and speak 19 languages.

        Christians, embrace me.
        You're a fool, according to the Holy Bible.

        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          Re: Hello There People

          This reminds me, I forgot to update my signature.
          Drama queen

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          • #6
            Re: Hello There People

            PROOF: America in the Bible!
            8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



            The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
            (Psalm 9:17)

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            • #7
              Re: Hello There People

              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
              Can't we poke it with a stick? You're no fun
              Drama queen

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                Good point Brother.

                Why do people like the OP act like they do. Are they just sadistic freaks who are so pathetic the only pleasure they have in life is ruining out people's good time? It really is sad to think about trolls like the OP.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello There People

                  I am very offended ?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello There People

                    You're not even sure if you're offended?

                    Tammi


                    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                    Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                    • #12
                      Re: Hello There People

                      Originally posted by I_Am_The_Danielfag View Post
                      Hello, I am the Messiah.
                      I am a left wing, black, unemployed, homosexual African woman and I have 1 leg and a nose ring. I believe in Allah, the Holocaust and Fairies. I have 17 children, all of different fathers, and I enjoy heavy metal, cunnilingus and anal penetration. I live in Belgium, and speak 19 languages.

                      Christians, embrace me.
                      There ought to be a law against using drugs.


                      oh...wait!...

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                      • #13
                        Re: Hello There People

                        Originally posted by I_Am_The_Danielfag View Post
                        Hello, I am the Messiah.
                        I am a left wing, black, unemployed, homosexual African woman and I have 1 leg and a nose ring. I believe in Allah, the Holocaust and Fairies. I have 17 children, all of different fathers, and I enjoy heavy metal, cunnilingus and anal penetration. I live in Belgium, and speak 19 languages.

                        Christians, embrace me.
                        What office are you running for as a Democrat?
                        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                        King James Bible v1611

                        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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