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  • #1

    I was told...

    To post here, so I will Comply...

    Rule are rules after all.

    Well, my name shall not be disclosed... ever.

    I'm not really a Christian as such, I used to practice Christianity somewhat. but the past few years I have stopped going to church and dont really identify as Christian any longer.

    I'm not here to debate, but simply here to better understand what Christianity truly is... though I will probally speak if I find something that is a bit odd, as I have been doing.

    I have nothing against you and actually believe all people should be treated as equals, regardless of race, sexual orientation or religion.
    God is as strong as a unicorn Num.23:22, 24:8
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  • #2
    Re: I was told...

    Son, why do you hate baby Jesus with such a burning passion? He gave you life, was that such a bad thing?

    For the life of me, I'll never understand you EMO kids.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: I was told...

      Well, my name shall not be disclosed... ever.
      What do you have to hide from Jesus?

      I'm not really a Christian as such, I used to practice Christianity somewhat. but the past few years I have stopped going to church and dont really identify as Christian any longer.
      Well lets get you back on track with Jesus.

      I'm not here to debate, but simply here to better understand what Christianity truly is... though I will probally speak if I find something that is a bit odd, as I have been doing.
      Good, neither are we, for there is nothing to debate. There is only to follow the King James Version Bible and to the letter.
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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      • #4
        Re: I was told...

        Originally posted by Ultros View Post
        To post here, so I will Comply...

        Rule are rules after all.

        Well, my name shall not be disclosed... ever.

        I'm not really a Christian as such, I used to practice Christianity somewhat. but the past few years I have stopped going to church and dont really identify as Christian any longer.

        I'm not here to debate, but simply here to better understand what Christianity truly is... though I will probally speak if I find something that is a bit odd, as I have been doing.

        I have nothing against you and actually believe all people should be treated as equals, regardless of race, sexual orientation or religion.
        Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: I was told...

          I come here to better understand, and a pastor tells me with a copy and paste to piss off.
          God is as strong as a unicorn Num.23:22, 24:8

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          • #6
            Re: I was told...

            Originally posted by Ultros View Post
            I come here to better understand, and a pastor tells me with a copy and paste to piss off.
            Nobody told you to "piss off." I posted the rules. If you don't like it here, feel free to leave. But Jesus has called you here for a reason. Think about that.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: I was told...

              Originally posted by Ultros View Post
              I come here to better understand, and a pastor tells me with a copy and paste to piss off.
              Read the full KJV 1611, then come back here.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • #8
                Re: I was told...

                Originally posted by Ultros View Post
                I come here to better understand, and a pastor tells me with a copy and paste to piss off.
                Do you have any idea how many trolls come in here and mock God? It's somewhere up there with the amount of pills cod liver oil has.

                Everyone gets the "rules" at first, every one.

                So relax friend, grab your KJV1611 and let's get to praising the Good Word!!!
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: I was told...

                  Typical angry child. Refuses to come on bent knees before God Almighty and has a hissy fit.
                  If his parents actually loved him (and I am sure they do not) they would not of spared the rod, that is for sure.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I was told...

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Typical angry child. Refuses to come on bent knees before God Almighty and has a hissy fit.
                    If his parents actually loved him (and I am sure they do not) they would not of spared the rod, that is for sure.
                    It looks to me like the only rod this morally depraved liberal ever got was strapped to the pelvis of a homosexual.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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