Hello!

[Isaiah Worthington]

Hello! My name is Isaiah Worthington (Isaac, as an informality)

I moved to Freehold about 6 months ago (as a dirty Papist), unaware of this glorious church. Since then I have converted, and live my life according to the KJV1611 Bible word for word!

I am 34 years of age, and have a wife named Hillary. We currently have 8 children, 5 boys, 3 girls.

I have hit an early retirement, as I received a very handsome inheritance from an uncle of mine (it was around $800 million dollars)

My favorite bible verse is James 1:5-6

If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed.

I enjoy reading the Bible, teaching my children of the Bible and the many dangers of the world, and making sure my wife stays in line.
I am of German descent.

That's all I can think about myself as of right now!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello!

Hello! My name is Isaiah Worthington (Isaac, as an informality)

I moved to Freehold about 6 months ago (as a dirty Papist), unaware of this glorious church. Since then I have converted, and live my life according to the KJV1611 Bible word for word!

I am 34 years of age, and have a wife named Hillary. We currently have 8 children, 5 boys, 3 girls.

I have hit an early retirement, as I received a very handsome inheritance from an uncle of mine (it was around $800 million dollars)

My favorite bible verse is James 1:5-6

If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed.

I enjoy reading the Bible, teaching my children of the Bible and the many dangers of the world, and making sure my wife stays in line.
I am of German descent.

That's all I can think about myself as of right now!

NO you don't live in Freehold at all.

Why are you claiming you do?

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hello!

Liars like you will never enter Heaven! ( Revelation 21:27)

Proverbs 12:22
22Lying lips are abomination to the LORD


Matthew 7:21-23
22Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Revelation 21:8
8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello!

I have hit an early retirement, as I received a very handsome inheritance from an uncle of mine (it was around $800 million dollars)

Then your tithe is 80 million dollars, at least initially. Please be forthright and remit today.

In Jesus

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello!

Hello! My name is Isaiah Worthington (Isaac, as an informality)

How exactly is "Isaac" short for "Isaiah"? That's like saying "Bob" is short for "Bartholomew".

Are you a retarded, by any chance?

I moved to Freehold about 6 months ago (as a dirty Papist), unaware of this glorious church. Since then I have converted, and live my life according to the KJV1611 Bible word for word!

Kindly explain how exactly it is possible to move to Freehold unaware of Landover Baptist Church, the center of town, the largest employer by a factor of FIFTY, and the rock upon which Freehold is built?

That's all I can think about myself as of right now!

Now why not try telling us the truth?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello!

Considering the hoops that we had to go through to get permission to move to Freehold, I highly doubt you are living here without anybody noticing.

We had to be approved by the Church, approved by city hall, and grilled over the rakes by the Realtor even though we already had land lined up and only hired her to make sure everything went smoothly.

[Isaiah Worthington]

Re: Hello!

I am so sorry! I meant Freehold, NJ! I would like to move to Freehold, Iowa, but I don't think that I would be found worthy just yet. I don't necessarily enjoy living in New Jersey, such a dirty place. I found out about your church from friend of mine who lived where I live currently. He found this church through this site and absolutely loved it, as do I.
I am saving a large portion of my money so that my children may also have a life like this in there future.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello!

I am so sorry! I meant Freehold, NJ! I would like to move to Freehold, Iowa, but I don't think that I would be found worthy just yet.

I am saving a large portion of my money so that my children may also have a life like this in there future.

You are right. Tightwad Joos that want to gyp Jesus out of what he is owed are not welcome in Freehold.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello!

I am so sorry! I meant Freehold, NJ! I would like to move to Freehold, Iowa, but I don't think that I would be found worthy just yet. I don't necessarily enjoy living in New Jersey, such a dirty place. I found out about your church from friend of mine who lived where I live currently. He found this church through this site and absolutely loved it, as do I.
I am saving a large portion of my money so that my children may also have a life like this in there future.

You sound like one of those soft liebral parents. Kids need to know the value of a $ and not have it dished up to them on a platter.

I wonder as you live in New Jersey how you could possibly hear God's voice with all those horrid fog-horn like women there, wearing trashy next to nothing!

Sure their hair MAY be high, but I can guarantee that their sluttiness will not get them any closer to God.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Isaiah Worthington]

Re: Hello!

Oh yeah! Also, Isaac isn't short for Isaiah, it's an informality.

[Isaiah Worthington]

Re: Hello!

I of course will only give them money if they learn the true value of a dollar (which is next to nothing thanks to Obama).

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hello!

"How long wilt thou go about, O thou backsliding daughter? for the LORD hath created a new thing in the earth, A woman shall compass a man," Jeremiah 31:22

Hello Isaiah

[Isaiah Worthington]

Re: Hello!

Why do you say I am backsliding? I'm still somewhat new to this wonderful church, but I'm pretty sure that I've gotten rid of anything related to Catholicism. If you have anything that points to that, please tell, so that I may get rid of it.

[Isaiah Worthington]

Re: Hello!

Well it at least seems that you think I'm backsliding.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello!

"How long wilt thou go about, O thou backsliding daughter? for the LORD hath created a new thing in the earth, A woman shall compass a man," Jeremiah 31:22

Hello Isaiah

Lycia!!! I hope you are not taking scripture out of context - reign your thoughts in child. Be mindful of the new path you have chosen