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  • DetectiveS
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    • Oct 2010
    • 25

    #1

    One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

    (I would have posted this video in the Christmas forum, but I do not have permission to do that at the moment.)

    The video is from a danish evening program. Press the cc button for subtitles

  • Natureboi
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    • Nov 2010
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    #2
    Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

    haha yes i saw that last nite....what a hilarious farkwit. that shizzle really made my evening

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    • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
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      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 492

      #3
      Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

      Originally posted by DetectiveS View Post
      (I would have posted this video in the Christmas forum, but I do not have permission to do that at the moment.)

      The video is from a danish evening program. Press the cc button for subtitles

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlRRNgLyIQQ
      Pastor Jon Knudsen is right, elfs (or nisser as they are called in Denmark) are indeed demons in disguise. If only more people would think like him, Denmark would be a much better place.


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      • DetectiveS
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        • Oct 2010
        • 25

        #4
        Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

        There is still hope!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22887

          #5
          Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

          That site upsets my sound card! All I can hear is a load of gibberish and babble. If that is the standard of Danish TV, the country is more cursed than I thought! If they can write American in the subtitles, why don't they just speak it?

          That said, the Pastor is a good man. I like to see bravery in voicing the truth against an entire population who must think he is mad. Does this man want US foreign aid to help with his preaching? I know a few newly arrived congressmen who would gladly support his crusade.
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          • DetectiveS
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            • Oct 2010
            • 25

            #6
            Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

            You have to press the cc button to get subtitles, then just turn of the sound and you will not have to hear them speak

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #7
              Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

              I wonder about the language they use in the video. It sounds like monkeys talking about bananas.
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              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • DetectiveS
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                • Oct 2010
                • 25

                #8
                Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                And yes! He is very brave for speaking his opinion on live (yes it was LIVE)prime time television!AND it was on Denmarks largest channel!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                  Great (), all the little Hutchins are crying now.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • DetectiveS
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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Great (), all the little Hutchins are crying now.
                    I hope you did not show them the video? anyway, try to see past the language and focus on what the good pastor is saying. He is trying to enlighten the nation with some rather wise stuff I think!

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #11
                      Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                      I'm glad the pastor admits that the Denmarkians decorate for Christmas with child porn. That is a disgusting practice that needs to be stopped! If Godly George W. Bush were in office today, we would invade Denmarkistan and put a stop to their pedophiliac ways!
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • DetectiveS
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                        • Oct 2010
                        • 25

                        #12
                        Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        I'm glad the pastor admits that the Denmarkians decorate for Christmas with child porn. That is a disgusting practice that needs to be stopped! If Godly George W. Bush were in office today, we would invade Denmarkistan and put a stop to their pedophiliac ways!
                        It is disgusting! Stay clear of the Nissers, they are the devil in disguise

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                          Originally posted by DetectiveS View Post
                          I hope you did not show them the video? anyway, try to see past the language and focus on what the good pastor is saying. He is trying to enlighten the nation with some rather wise stuff I think!
                          No, the little ones are always intrigued when they come in my office. It is the only room in the house with electricity turned on as I am the only one who needs it.
                          It just so happened we were playing a game "Identify the Heathen" and I was reading the first post of several threads and the first kid to correctly identify "True Christian(tm)" or "Heathen" wins.
                          Next time you have something horrible, please post a better warning.

                          On the plus side, they thought it was the Devil calling one of them to Hell and they ran off crying and in a big rush to do their chores before God choses to smote one.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • DetectiveS
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                            • Oct 2010
                            • 25

                            #14
                            Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                            Mr. Hutchins I am so sorry! I really did not mean to upset you're blessed children! Please do not think ill of me for posting the video!

                            I only did it to show you that not all the people from Denmark are heathens, this man is a man of God and I believe his opinion is very true and a warning about the dirty Nissers that the Denmarkians use to celebrated baby Jesus birthday!

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: One Denmarkian I think you might agree with

                              No harm, no foul, on retrospect, seeing the horror in their tiny faces and hearing the sobs of terror made it a fun time for all.
                              They need to learn the world is not all fun and Jesus games.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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