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  • lucky_star
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2010
    • 13

    #31
    Re: Hello, newbie here

    I'm here because I thought you were kind and understanding christians. But you're not. I haven't been here for more than 2 hours and you people are all going down on me. And that is absurd. This place is NO church, and if it is private why can everyone join in? It doesn't make any sense.

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #32
      Re: Hello, newbie here

      FIRST you say
      Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
      Does this god intervene in the universe?
      No, he just watches...
      THEN you say
      Does he dictate moral absolutes?
      Of course he does...
      But if he doesn't intervene to punish those who violate his morals absolutes, then they are NOT MORAL ABSOLUTES. This is just like teh anything goes morality of the Godless atheists!

      THEN you say:
      Does he have a plan for you?
      Yes, he has a plan for everyone
      So he DOESN'T INTERVENE, yet he has moral absolutes AND A PLAN? What is his plan? A cup foull of wishes and fairy dust? If he has a plan but he doesn't intervene, how can his plan be realized? They only way that would work is if he set everything in motion and then denied human's free will so they would have no choice but to follow this predetermined plan. Do you think we have free will?

      THEN YOU SAY:
      Did HE create all the billions of suffering humans on this planet?
      The suffering comes from human ignorance and evilness.
      YET YOU SAY IT IS HIS PLAN?

      You DO realize you are logically inconistent up and down the board? i hope I never get you as a doctor. You can't seem to develop a world view that has any internal logical consistency!

      I don't know where those answers come from,
      Easy: Satan.


      I don't take time to read the Bible because I'm not a christian...
      You have that backwards. You are not a Christian because you have yet to read the Bible. If you simply read it, you would become enlightened and ask for your salvation.

      Just the way I don't read the Qur'an.
      The reason that you don't read the Queeran is because it is the crazy archaic rantings of desert dwelling ignoramuses. The Bible, on the other hand, is the Word of God. Get it straight.
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #33
        Re: Hello, newbie here

        PS: You have STILL not cited a SINGLE claim that we have made that is not supported by the Holy Bible.
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Hello, newbie here

          Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
          I'm here because I thought you were kind and understanding christians. But you're not. I haven't been here for more than 2 hours and you people are all going down on me. And that is absurd. This place is NO church, and if it is private why can everyone join in? It doesn't make any sense.
          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #35
            Re: Hello, newbie here

            Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
            Now I'm uninvited unwelcome... Ok, I'll write that down. Thanks for your input. I really appreciate it.
            Any time.

            I guess you were so busy needing to "express yourself" that you failed to note at the top of the page the ALL CAPS words, "UNSAVED UNWELCOME!"

            Originally posted by lucky_tard
            I'm here because I thought you were kind and understanding christians. But you're not. I haven't been here for more than 2 hours and you people are all going down on me. And that is absurd. This place is NO church, and if it is private why can everyone join in? It doesn't make any sense.
            You came to mock God and insult us for not agreeing with your amorphous concept of an all-loving hippie god.

            Nobody here is, has, or will "go down on you". This is not some homosexual pickup joint, thank you very much.

            It is privately owned as opposed to publicly owned. Do you not understand such basic concepts? Landover Baptist Church pays for this website, not the government. Therefore, it is a privately-owned site.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • villainy
              Unsaved trash, rabid midget godmocker
              • Nov 2010
              • 40

              #36
              Re: Hello, newbie here

              Originally posted by lucky_star View Post
              Why all the hatred? I was thinking in turning into a christian. I thought christian people were kind and understanding. So I thought, well, I might give them an opportunity. So I came here... but then my hope was shattered as I read all the hatred, all the anger, all the murderous wishes. You people are the devil, I feel very sorry for you... You hide behind your books and beliefs, but whenever I look at you I see the devil underneath. I'm very disappointed... I thought I would find the truth... but that no more. I guess I'll try to find it somewhere else...
              I appreciate that you can see how disturbed these people are. I'm Athiest, Homosexual, Liberal and have dabbed in witchcraft. These people hate pretty much everything about me, and I see no reason. Can't they go about there own lives and not worry about anyone else?
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #37
                Re: Hello, newbie here

                Originally posted by villainy View Post
                I appreciate that you can see how disturbed these people are. I'm Athiest, Homosexual, Liberal and have dabbed in witchcraft. These people hate pretty much everything about me, and I see no reason. Can't they go about there own lives and not worry about anyone else?
                Wait a minute . . . Aren't YOU the one who decided to join a Christian church's discussion forum, uninvited and unwelcome, to complain about how WE can't "go about [our] own lives and not worry about anyone else"?

                We didn't come to your gay-liberals-who-can't-spell-"atheist" forum and insult you. You came here.

                Hypocrite.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #38
                  Re: Hello, newbie here

                  Originally posted by villainy View Post
                  I appreciate that you can see how disturbed these people are. I'm Athiest, Homosexual, Liberal and have dabbed in witchcraft. These people hate pretty much everything about me, and I see no reason. Can't they go about there own lives and not worry about anyone else?
                  As soon as you and your ilk leave. This is a board for Christians, not a platform for unsaved trash to spout off on.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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