Hello I'm Einar

[Farbror Einar]

Hello I'm Einar but most people call me Farbror Einar which is swedish for uncle Einar. I'm trapped in hell here in Sweden, almost everyone is atheist therefore I spend most time with my cat in my home. I praise Jesus every day and I really look up to you Americans.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello I'm Einar

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm). Tell us, what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Hello I'm Einar

Welcome! Thank you for stopping by. What is your wife's name and how many sons do you have?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello I'm Einar

Hello I'm Einar

Hello Einar!

I'm trapped in hell here in Sweden, almost everyone is atheist therefore I spend most time with my cat in my home.

That sounds sad, it must be hard to find faith when everyone around you hates Jesus - fear not, you are here now.

I like playing with my pussy as well, stroking and patting it cheers me up after an unsuccessful ministerial session to some athiest scum.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hello I'm Einar

God has brought you here for a reason, Einar. I'm sure this place is what you were looking for!

[Farbror Einar]

Re: Hello I'm Einar

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™. Tell us, what is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend?

My favourite Bible verse is the folowing:
Proverbs 23:13-14

13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.


and I attend the Brunnby Kyrka in Brunnby.

Thank you for beeing so nice to me

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello I'm Einar

Hi Einar! Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! I have relatives in Trondheim. Do you know Anna?