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  • Thegayguy
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2011
    • 2

    #1

    Some smelly unsaved queer's intro thread

    Hey guys,
    I am new here and I heard you like gay people.
    I think it will be fun being here.
  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Thegayguy View Post
    Hey guys,
    I am new here and I heard you like gay people.
    I think it will be fun being here.
    Wrong Church, try the Universalism Unitarians.

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    • Thegayguy
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2011
      • 2

      #3
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Wrong Church, try the Universalism Unitarians.
      So you dont want me here?

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #4
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Thegayguy View Post
        So you dont want me here?
        Did I say that? I think you need to quit being a Homer and turn to Jesus.

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        • Janine Walker
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2010
          • 420

          #5
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Thegayguy View Post
          So you dont want me here?
          There's plenty of ex-gays in our forum and even a few current-gays who are reforming themselves. I'd recommend you hop on down to the straight 4 Jesus forum and make yourself a post there. I'd also recommend making a post on our introduction forum first!


          When you make an introduction post please make sure to actually make an introduction, I'd hate for myself or anyone else to have to remind you twice.

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          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2241

            #6
            Re: Some smelly unsaved queer's intro thread

            Sodomites just walking in off the street . . .

            Don't that beat all!
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22895

              #7
              Re: Some smelly unsaved queer's intro thread

              Originally posted by Thegayguy View Post
              Hey guys,
              I am new here and I heard you like gay people.
              I think it will be fun being here.
              We are not here to rub shoulders with perverts and AIDS carriers; our likes and dislikes are neither here nor there; it is what God likes and dislikes that is important - we just happen to use our free will to agree.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Hank
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 405

                #8
                Re: Some smelly unsaved queer's intro thread

                Originally posted by Thegayguy View Post
                Hey guys,
                I am new here and I heard you like gay people.
                I think it will be fun being here.
                FAGGIT! WE HATE FAGGITS HERE! WHY DID YOU COME HERE!! [Expletive Deleted by Pastor - Son, please watch you're tongue, Jesus reads these forums] OFF AND GO DIE AIDS HOMO!!! GOD HATES FAGS!!!

                HERE'S SOME READING MATERIAL FOR YOU: www.godhatesfags.com GO REPENT NOW!!! DONT COME BACK FAGGIT!!!

                FAGGIT!!!!!!!!
                Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                GOD HATES FAGS
                Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                WHITE AND PROUD

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                • Hank
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 405

                  #9
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Thegayguy View Post
                  So you dont want me here?
                  NO!!! YOUR A FAGGIT!!! I'M GONNA [Violent threat deleted by Pastor - Son, the FBI also reads these forums, please leave the threats off the forums. God Bless]!!! FAGGIT WHY DID YOU COME HERE!!!! GO!!! DIE FAGGIT DIE!!!

                  Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                  GOD HATES FAGS
                  Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                  DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                  WHITE AND PROUD

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                  • Hank
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 405

                    #10
                    Re: Some smelly unsaved queer's intro thread

                    THEIRS A FAGGIT IN THE FORUMS!!! THEIRS A FAGGIT IN THE FORUMS!!! CAN THE WEBMASTER GET THE ADRESS OF THIS FAGGIT!!! I WANNA KNOW WHO HE IS!!!

                    [Pastors edit: Son, Landover Baptist Security will take care of this homer, calm down, remember you're still on parole for what you did to the last homer]
                    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                    GOD HATES FAGS
                    Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                    DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                    WHITE AND PROUD

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912

                      #11
                      Re: Some smelly unsaved queer's intro thread

                      God hates Fags and so i do. Beside that homosexuality is pure perversion, scat and pedophilia is always involved. How can the poster reveal himself as gay without beeing caught and arrested? We just can pray that the Aids will hunt them down, all of them.
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                      • God's Flaming Sword
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 233

                        #12
                        Re: Some smelly unsaved queer's intro thread

                        Originally posted by Thegayguy View Post
                        Hey guys,
                        I am new here and I heard you like gay people.
                        I think it will be fun being here.

                        It doesn't matter if we like you or not son - God hates homers. He has made that quite clear:

                        1 Timothy 1:9-10 "Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine."

                        Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination.

                        Romans 1:26-27 - Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.

                        In short your arse-banditery is not welcome here....be gone with you sinner.
                        If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                        “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                        "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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