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  • Teach me
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    • Jan 2011
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    #1

    I'm here for one reason:

    Please, prove to me there is a GOD.
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: I'm here for one reason:

    Friend... step away from your computer, go to your nearest park, and look around you. Look at the sky.

    See that?

    That's Jesus.

    That, my friend, is all the proof you'll ever need.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22919

      #3
      Re: I'm here for one reason:

      All things of which we can conceive are combinations of lesser things that we know. What can you think of that exceeds the Majesty and Awesome Power of God? Nothing. Therefore He must exist because you can't think of anything better.
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      • Teach me
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        #4
        Re: I'm here for one reason:

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Friend... step away from your computer, go to your nearest park, and look around you. Look at the sky.

        See that?

        That's Jesus.

        That, my friend, is all the proof you'll ever need.
        No, that's the Earth.

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        All things of which we can conceive are combinations of lesser things that we know. What can you think of that exceeds the Majesty and Awesome Power of God? Nothing. Therefore He must exist because you can't think of anything better.
        So based off of what you're stating, He simply exists because I cannot conceive of anything better?

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        • PetitionLady
          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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          • Nov 2010
          • 883

          #5
          Re: I'm here for one reason:

          Originally posted by Teach me View Post
          Please, prove to me there is a GOD.
          Welcome, friend. I once read a story about an atheist who was holding a new born baby. He couldn't believe how intricately, delicately and perfectly the human ear is created. In that moment of wonder, he knew there IS a God. Indeed, he turned his life around and came to Jesus. Praise!!

          I heard that story when I was a child and never forgot it. I'm delighted to share it with you today.

          Do tell us about yourself. God sent you here for a reason.
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33

          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • Gabriel Reproba
            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2479

            #6
            Re: I'm here for one reason:

            Billions of people agree that God exists. the burden is on you to prove us wrong. And you can't.

            QED
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • Teach me
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              #7
              Re: I'm here for one reason:

              Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
              Welcome, friend. I once read a story about an atheist who was holding a new born baby. He couldn't believe how intricately, delicately and perfectly the human ear is created. In that moment of wonder, he knew there IS a God. Indeed, he turned his life around and came to Jesus. Praise!!

              I heard that story when I was a child and never forgot it. I'm delighted to share it with you today.

              Do tell us about yourself. God sent you here for a reason.
              You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #8
                Re: I'm here for one reason:

                Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.
                OK, you don't seem to be getting this, so lets try something a little simpler here.

                "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." Genesis 1:1

                Now how do you explain the existence of the heaven and the earth if God doesn't exist? You can't, ergo God exists.
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: I'm here for one reason:

                  Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                  You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.
                  Wow now there is a revelation, you are the very first person to ask that we provide absolute proof of the existence of God. Try looking in the mirror, you are one of His wondrous creations.

                  It's my guess that when you are on your death bed and taking your last breath, you will know that God is real, a little to late but you will know.

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                  • Teach me
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                    #10
                    Re: I'm here for one reason:

                    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                    OK, you don't seem to be getting this, so lets try something a little simpler here.

                    "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." Genesis 1:1

                    Now how do you explain the existence of the heaven and the earth if God doesn't exist? You can't, ergo God exists.
                    How do you explain the existence of GOD by quoting a book? I know you will claim it's the word of GOD, but it's actually the word of man. It was interpreted by man through GOD, then over time it has been passed down, and altered by the church. Quoting a book is not going to prove to me that GOD exists.

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                    • PetitionLady
                      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 883

                      #11
                      Re: I'm here for one reason:

                      Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                      You heard a story that a man stared at a baby's ear, then knew there was a GOD? He sounds a bit "loose" in the head if you know what I mean. As the title states.. I'm here for one reason: For you people to prove to me there is a GOD.
                      No, I don't know what you mean but I'm delighted to have repeated that story - which was sadly lost on you. shucks!

                      To back up a bit, who created that beautiful sky at the park?


                      Who created man?
                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33

                      ~~~~~~~
                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                      • Abigail
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                        • Jan 2011
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                        #12
                        Re: I'm here for one reason:

                        Dear Brother James and Sister Lycia and Sister PetitionLady, why do these heathens keep thinking this is a debate forum??? Maybe the word introduction is too long for them to read??? Should we call it the "Tell Us About Yourself" Forum instead?
                        But the fearful, and unbelieving,
                        and the abominable, and murderers, and
                        whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
                        which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8

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                        • Teach me
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                          #13
                          Re: I'm here for one reason:

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Wow now there is a revelation, you are the very first person to ask that we provide absolute proof of the existence of God. Try looking in the mirror, you are one of His wondrous creations.

                          It's my guess that when you are on your death bed and taking your last breath, you will know that God is real, a little to late but you will know.
                          Trust me, when I die GOD will not even come across my mind. You live your life by fear and preaching fear unto others, by trying to tell everyone they will burn in Hell for eternity. Looking in the mirror proves nothing, but that I'm looking in a mirror at a human animal. I think it's quite humerous that Athiests know more about religion than religious people themselves. Don't try correcting me on that either.

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                          • Gabriel Reproba
                            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2479

                            #14
                            Re: I'm here for one reason:

                            Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                            Trust me, when I die GOD will not even come across my mind. You live your life by fear and preaching fear unto others, by trying to tell everyone they will burn in Hell for eternity. Looking in the mirror proves nothing, but that I'm looking in a mirror at a human animal. I think it's quite humerous that Athiests know more about religion than religious people themselves. Don't try correcting me on that either.
                            Don't think we haven't noticed that you could not answer my question. I'll ask it again:

                            BILLIONS of people agree that God exists. Can you prove them wrong?
                            Yours In Christ,

                            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #15
                              Re: I'm here for one reason:

                              Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                              but that I'm looking in a mirror at a human animal.
                              Oh, OK, so you are a furry?

                              I think it's quite humerous that Athiests know more about religion than religious people themselves. Don't try correcting me on that either.
                              Actually, I will, since you challenged us: I find it quite funny that atheists can't spell the word "atheist". How's them apples?
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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