What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

[Captain_Asshat]

I was sitting eatin my Flame-grilled greaseball Whopper at lunchtime, when ah suddenly realised - surely Baby Jesus wouldn't approve of no food bein' flame-grilled!? (Look at the Ass-tralians - they barbeque EVERYTHING!!!)

Yes, Flame-grilling is how they cook their food in HELL, not Heaven!

So then it got me to thinkin, what is God's favourite fast-food restraunt?? Could it be Mc Donalds? I don't think so. Clowns are clealy Satanic, an also gay. Mc Donalds has an open door policy on ONLY employing homosexuals, immigrants, an' folks with retardations.

So it must be KFC, cos I'm pretty sure Jesus fried all his food, and the word 'Zinger' sounds pretty Godly!

(Try this - shout "Praise the Lord!!!" at the top of your voice, then, yell "Zinger!!!" right after it! You'll see what ah mean!)

From now on am eatin ALL ma food outta KFC!

Do I hear a 'Glory!'?? Do I hear a 'Praise the Sweet Sweet name of Baby Jesus!'?? Do I hear a 'OK, which one of you numbskulls let this asshat outta Quarantine?'??


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[James Hutchins]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

God does not eat fast food. He only eats at five star places like Ruth-Chris or the Four Seasons.

[Harbinger]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

Definitely Burger King.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

I know this doesnt help with the debate, but I was readin' just the other day how Jesus made an appearance in burger grease! Yet more proof God is real!

21 year old Oliver Bellerby was shocked to find the face of Jesus in a baking tray after making himself a burger for lunch recently.
Bellerby, from Harrogate, Yorkshire, in the U.K. threw a burger in the pan and popped it into the oven for lunch. After cooking and eating the burger, he says:

“I went back to the kitchen after having dinner to get a drink and I just saw it straight away – the face of Jesus. My mate saw it too when I showed him. It blew us both away so we took a picture.”

We’re adding this Jesus in burger fat story to our list of previous Jesus sightings in Cheetos, Clouds, Lego and even in an Ultrasound.

[Dr.Isaiah]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

I think that only stuff they eat in Hell are coal and asbestos.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

We can satisfy God's hunger with our prayers, and with our Faith. With every dead muslim, homosexual, adulterer, with every human sinner we kill with our hands we satisfy God's hunger because we show that we follow his Words to the letter.


2 Timothy 3:16
16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

[Bible Student]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

I think that only stuff they eat in Hell are coal and asbestos.

While that well may be true, actually we have no idea if they eat at all. We know they don't get anything to drink. Other than that, there is nothing in scripture that mentions what people in hell might eat.

On a personal note I think their dinner should be composed of pitchblende, brimstone and sulfur.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

As was already discussed in THIS THREAD, the ONLY Christian fast food is Chic-fil-A. Perhaps you should use your search feature a little more?

[Nobar King]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

In-N-Out burger has a good history as a Christian corporation. Plus, I love getting a double-double and a large vanilla milkshake.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

I think that only stuff they eat in Hell are coal and asbestos.

Seems like one can infer that dog vomit might be available for consumption in Hell.

I'll see if I can find the Scripture . .

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

I know this doesnt help with the debate, but I was readin' just the other day how Jesus made an appearance in burger grease! Yet more proof God is real!

You do realize we're Baptist and not Catholic right? We don't tend to fall for those if you squint and cross your eyes it sort of looks like the virgin Mary crap.

Anyway, looking at your avatar, should you really be eating at fast food places? That being said, my favorite burger is when Seth makes venison burgers over open flame. Absolutely delicious.

[logicreallyescapesme]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

Ummmm god is immortal, we eat to survive, so God doesn't need to eat. He doesn't trouble himself with petty little things like eating.

[TheShepardofSheeps]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

Ummmm God is immortal, we eat to survive, so God doesn't need to eat. He doesn't trouble himself with petty little things like eating.

Watch it!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

We can satisfy God's hunger with our prayers, and with our Faith. With every dead muslim, homosexual, adulterer, with every human sinner we kill with our hands we satisfy God's hunger because we show that we follow his Words to the letter.

Do you think that is why God wants us to stone them to death?

Tenderizer?

Ummmm god is immortal, we eat to survive, so God doesn't need to eat. He doesn't trouble himself with petty little things like eating.

Could you please cite Scripture to back up the assertion that God doesn't trouble Himself with eating?

Or is this more of your "logic", where you make something up because it's what you want to believe, then assert it as fact?

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: What's God's favorite Hamburger? McD's, KFC or BurgerKing?

Ummmm god is immortal, we eat to survive, so God doesn't need to eat. He doesn't trouble himself with petty little things like eating.

Okays assclown! Firstly, Jesus IS God, and God IS Jesus. Please remember our Saviour IS his own father when posting your nonsensical drivel. Secondly, I'm pretty sure Jesus ate loaves and fishes amongst other things in the Bible, and I'm pretty sure he's partial to a cheeseburger seein as he's been appearing in burger grease. He also likes Cheetos, as I mentioned previously.