I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

[Scott_Godlove]

Hey, I'm pretty new here, so I don't want to start off on the wrong foot. But I'm very shocked as some of the attitudes I've seen on display in here. Really, people, I thought this was supposed to be a Christian forum? You think Jesus would be pleased with you all? (And YOU know who I'm taking about!)

I read on one thread some whiney liberal pansy whining about her rights as a woman. Rights as a woman? What's she even doing out the kitchen? It makes me sick.

I read on another thread some braindead Papist kid-diddler claiming she was as Christian as me or you? The nerve of these freaks!

I'm here to spread a little love! God's love, straight-up with no mixer, no ice, no lemon, no faggy little cocktail umbrella and no lies!

Shout Glory, and mean it! Cos if you don't, you'll be yelling in the firey sulfur of Hell for all eternity while demons rape you repeatedly in the eyes! Hallelujah!

Anyhoo, nice to meet you all. May God smile down from Heaven and spread his sweet sweet love aming you all. Amen!


~ Scott

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

This is the introduction forum. Not the 'holier-than-thou-look-down-my-nose-at-lesser-minions-rant' forum.


Tell us about yourself.

And welcome too.

[Scott_Godlove]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

This is the introduction forum. Not the 'holier-than-thou-look-down-my-nose-at-lesser-minions-rant' forum.


Tell us about yourself.

And welcome too.

Hey, My name's Scott Godlove, and I'm really just a good Christian like everyone else here. Nothing special. What more can I say? I say my prayers, read my Bible, go to Church and help out around the community. I also organize the neighborhood watch around here, and do my part. At weekends I like to go hunting, I like killing wild animals of all kinds, though I do like shooting baby deer, as they're incredibly stupid. What else did God give them to us for, right?

Any questions, please feel free to ask.

[Talitha]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Hey, I'm pretty new here, so I don't want to start off on the wrong foot. But I'm very shocked as some of the attitudes I've seen on display in here. Really, people, I thought this was supposed to be a Christian forum? You think Jesus would be pleased with you all? (And YOU know who I'm taking about!)

I read on one thread some whiney liberal pansy whining about her rights as a woman. Rights as a woman? What's she even doing out the kitchen? It makes me sick.

I read on another thread some braindead Papist kid-diddler claiming she was as Christian as me or you? The nerve of these freaks!

I'm here to spread a little love! God's love, straight-up with no mixer, no ice, no lemon, no faggy little cocktail umbrella and no lies!

Shout Glory, and mean it! Cos if you don't, you'll be yelling in the firey sulfur of Hell for all eternity while demons rape you repeatedly in the eyes! Hallelujah!

Anyhoo, nice to meet you all. May God smile down from Heaven and spread his sweet sweet love aming you all. Amen!


~ Scott

Welcome Brother.
You seem to hold some REAL Christian values.

[Brother Alex]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

You tend to research things that scare you. I'm terrified of gays, though I'm not homophobic. I'm just terrified of them raping me. You know what it's like being a Christian. It's like you're carrying this huge target sign on your back with a massive red letter "R" on it. Fags can smell a Christian from a mile around, it's terrifying! You know they all want to rape you, because that's what homosexuals do. It gives me nightmares.

Like, the other week I dreamt I was out on a date with some pretty Christian girl, when I went to the rest room. But when I returned to the table, the place was crawling with queers. They tried to grab at my shirt, and one of them tried to force a huge rubber trunchon into my mouth, but I managed to fight them off. I wakened up screaming.

It's just not right that there isn't some law or other against it.

Welcome, friend, to God's favorite forum.

In light of recent studies regarding the behavior patterns of homersexual males you have every right to be scared. Most, if not all homers are indeed rapists and pedophiles. After all, there is a reason homersexuality is prohibited in the Bible.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

You tend to research things that scare you. I'm terrified of gays, though I'm not homophobic. I'm just terrified of them raping me. You know what it's like being a Christian. It's like you're carrying this huge target sign on your back with a massive red letter "R" on it. Fags can smell a Christian from a mile around, it's terrifying! You know they all want to rape you, because that's what homosexuals do. It gives me nightmares.

Like, the other week I dreamt I was out on a date with some pretty Christian girl, when I went to the rest room. But when I returned to the table, the place was crawling with queers. They tried to grab at my shirt, and one of them tried to force a huge rubber trunchon into my mouth, but I managed to fight them off. I wakened up screaming.

It's just not right that there isn't some law or other against it.

OK. I understand where you're coming from but:

1) You shouldn't need to 'research' that filth. All your research has been done for you - in the KJV (1611). Research is almost as bad as wearing a sign saying 'Whoopee cushion fluffy frilly-fannied fudge boy here ready for some packin' y'all'. And God doesn't approve of that. I'm not surprised you were accosted. The homers can smell the 'research' off you like an eskimo can smell seal shit through the ice 4 miles away.

2) Do not be afraid. The Lord is thy shepherd. So don't act like a sissy.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

How many sons do you have?

[Daniel the Sodomite]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Hey, I'm pretty new here, so I don't want to start off on the wrong foot. But I'm very shocked as some of the attitudes I've seen on display in here. Really, people, I thought this was supposed to be a Christian forum? You think Jesus would be pleased with you all? (And YOU know who I'm taking about!)

I read on one thread some whiney liberal pansy whining about her rights as a woman. Rights as a woman? What's she even doing out the kitchen? It makes me sick.

I read on another thread some braindead Papist kid-diddler claiming she was as Christian as me or you? The nerve of these freaks!

I'm here to spread a little love! God's love, straight-up with no mixer, no ice, no lemon, no faggy little cocktail umbrella and no lies!

Shout Glory, and mean it! Cos if you don't, you'll be yelling in the firey sulfur of Hell for all eternity while demons rape you repeatedly in the eyes! Hallelujah!

Anyhoo, nice to meet you all. May God smile down from Heaven and spread his sweet sweet love aming you all. Amen!


~ Scott

What is wrong with your hair, sugar? Looks like a giant condor and a bad case of the runs at your expense. The birds usually save a mess like that for a lamborghini 1 minute out of the car wash. If you need help finding a good stylist just give me holler via PM, o-kay?

Don't you have any friends? Guess not, cause a true friend would have pointed this out to you by now. You poor thing.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Welcome to the forum, Scott! It's so nice to see a newcomer here who's normal, unlike the crazed Godmockers we usually get.

Here's an online KJV Bible to help you quote scripture at heathens and atheists easier. By the way, whats your favorite verse? Something tells me you're a fan of Matthew 15:11.

"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man." Matthew 15:11

Your's in Christ,

Lycia

[GOD=life]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

I say my prayers, read my Bible, go to Church and help out around the community.

Friend, this reads like you have some checklist of chores:

[x] read Bible (boring, so I'll just skim)
[x] go to Church (made easier by secretly bringing my Penthouse magazine along and "singing" in the back)
[x] help out around the community (so everyone can see HOW GOOD I AM)

===> God must allow me access to Heaven, ON MY TERMS

I also organize the neighborhood watch around here

That's because you don't trust God to mind your 'hood.

though I do like shooting baby deer, as they're incredibly stupid. What else did God give them to us for, right?

It is true that God created retards for the amusement of Christians. You can take pride in that.

Any questions, please feel free to ask.

Yes, I have a question: why do you hate God?

[Scott_Godlove]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

How many sons do you have?

Thank you all for your warm friendly welcome. I don't have any children yet, brother. I'm still trying to find the right girl.

I was engaged for a number of years to a girl I met through Church, but she fell in with a bad element when she started Secular College. My father said she was seen in town with a girl (if you can even call 'it' that) who everyone around here refers to as 'the dyke'. When I confronted her about it, she flat out denied it. But then, later that day, she asked me how I'd feel about 'taking a break'. I'm afraid my story doesn't have a happy end. Due to a tragic accident that same night, she fell down 3 flights of stairs, and died.

Anyways, I do hope I can find a decent Christian girl soon. Thanks for asking.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Due to a tragic accident that same night, she fell down 3 flights of stairs, and died.

There is nothing tragic about that. That's just Jesus punishing her for being a lesbian whore.

Anyways, I do hope I can find a decent Christian girl soon. Thanks for asking.

Can't your father or your Pastor select one for you?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Thank you all for your warm friendly welcome. I don't have any children yet, brother. I'm still trying to find the right girl.

I was engaged for a number of years to a girl I met through Church, but she fell in with a bad element

'Death by a faulty kettle'...I thought.

Then you said...

My father said she was seen in town with a girl (if you can even call 'it' that) who everyone around here refers to as 'the dyke'. When I confronted her about it, she flat out denied it. But then, later that day, she asked me how I'd feel about 'taking a break'.

Sorry to hear that, but then again, Jesus got you out of a tight spot there really.

I'm afraid my story doesn't have a happy end.

I think we'll find out that it does...

Due to a tragic accident that same night, she fell down 3 flights of stairs, and died.

Yep. Right on schedule. And no accident, I can assure you. Jesus was looking out for you there.

Anyways, I do hope I can find a decent Christian girl soon. Thanks for asking.

I'll be praying that you do friend.

(And please forgive my apparent rudeness earlier, we do get gamers and Swedes on here to troll.)

[Titus Templeton]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

Welcome to our new Friend! I am a bit bussy right now spamming the popes email adress. Ha! You know, my wife she has no idea how impotant it is what i do. But i don't really care what she thinks about me,because the Bible tells us that she must serve me!

However, Jesus brought you here because this is the place you belong to!
We are all the same! Have a nice time here!

[Daniel the Sodomite]

Re: I am shocked at what I've read on this forum!

"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man." Matthew 15:11

Amen, sister!!!