A question for you wacky Christians

[PhilTheAtheist]

Have you ever had the sneaking suspicion that no matter what you do you're going to end up broiling in Hell?

I've read the Bible. It's a trap. There's too many ways to inadvertently end up in the eternal oven.

I have a buddy that's a cop and he's told me before that he can pull over anyone at anytime and with a minimal amount of searching he can find something, anything to give them a ticket for.

It's the same way with God and the Bible. You guys are screwed, he's going to find SOMETHING. Maybe your friend made crabcakes out of what he thought was imitation crab but it was real and you ate it. BOOM!! Straight to Hell. Maybe you ate a fragment of walnut thinking it was a chestnut. Sorry, go straight to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

At least I can have a little fun before I bake. Y'all can't even do that. How does that make you feel?

And please keep any responses civil, I mean no harm. I'm merely suggesting you're going to Hell too and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Feeltehlove]

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Shit phill! You just converted me from a life-wasting Jesus freak in to a logical thinking human being! Thanks man!

I've been reading posts round here and I can't make my mind up weather or not the whole forum is a joke. It must be! I mean common, everything so contradictory "God loves everyone" BUT HE FUCKING HATES YOU! err.. khay? All these people are so full of hate and have accomplished nothing more than creating their own little hell right here on earth.

[True Disciple]

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Have you ever had the sneaking suspicion that no matter what you do you're going to end up broiling in Hell?

I've read the Bible. It's a trap. There's too many ways to inadvertently end up in the eternal oven.

I have a buddy that's a cop and he's told me before that he can pull over anyone at anytime and with a minimal amount of searching he can find something, anything to give them a ticket for.

It's the same way with God and the Bible. You guys are screwed, he's going to find SOMETHING. Maybe your friend made crabcakes out of what he thought was imitation crab but it was real and you ate it. BOOM!! Straight to Hell. Maybe you ate a fragment of walnut thinking it was a chestnut. Sorry, go straight to Hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

At least I can have a little fun before I bake. Y'all can't even do that. How does that make you feel?

And please keep any responses civil, I mean no harm. I'm merely suggesting you're going to Hell too and there's nothing you can do about it.

Your ignorance of the Bible is staggering. You seem to suppose that we go to Hell for little sins, without hope of Salvation. However, the Bible teaches that those who believe in Jesus are cleansed from all sins, and cannot sin:

1 John 3:4-7:
Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law.
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

So, all scenarios you provide do not apply, as our sins are forgiven, and we could not possibly sin after we have attained Salvation(tm). So God is not going to find anything, as all sins have been taken away.

[True Disciple]

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Shit phill! You just converted me from a life-wasting Jesus freak in to a logical thinking human being! Thanks man!

I've been reading posts round here and I can't make my mind up weather or not the whole forum is a joke. It must be! I mean common, everything so contradictory "God loves everyone" BUT HE piffleING HATES YOU! err.. khay? All these people are so full of hate and have accomplished nothing more than creating their own little hell right here on earth.

If your faith was so weak that it could have been swept away by this ignorant piece of poorly-constructed logic, then it never was there in the first place, I suppose. What are you doing here, demon?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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everything so contradictory "God loves everyone" BUT HE piffleING HATES YOU! err.. khay?

You show me anywhere in the Bible where it says God loves everyone. He does not, He particularly hates God mockers like you.

Jer:15:17: I sat not in the assembly of the mockers, nor rejoiced; I sat alone because of thy hand: for thou hast filled me with indignation.

[PhilTheAtheist]

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Shit phill! You just converted me from a life-wasting Jesus freak in to a logical thinking human being! Thanks man!

You're misreading my intentions! I'm not trying to convert anyone, I think Christianity is just dandy! Christians by nature are logical human beings and the best thing you could do is remain a Christian

[Jet O'Niell]

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You're misreading my intentions! I'm not trying to convert anyone, I think Christianity is just dandy! Christians by nature are logical human beings and the best thing you could do is remain a Christian

I perfectly agree, Christianity is awesome and the best thing you can do is to remain one. Now all you have to do is accept Jesus as your Savior and you would be set. And give generous tithings, of course.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I've been reading posts round here and I can't make my mind up weather or not the whole forum is a joke.

If we were a joke, why would we be as careful as we are to quote the Bible exactly as it reads, in context? If we were a joke, wouldn't we twist the wording to make it somehow funny?

[James Hutchins]

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Why does everyone either hate God or think it is a big put on, a show if you will?

God is serious business.

[Bobby-Joe]

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If we were a joke, why would we be as careful as we are to quote the Bible exactly as it reads, in context? If we were a joke, wouldn't we twist the wording to make it somehow funny?

AMEN Pastor.

Were do we TRUE Christians(tm) misrepresent the word of God as He has had written in The Bible?

Yes we gainsay FALSE Christians like the Billy Grams and Pope Benedicts of the word, but since when does another MAN been granted some special privilege to understand God's Will?

Say what God has said but a false teacher doesn't want heard is NOT blasphemy or mockery.

[Cursed]

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I don't get it, what's the joke?

The Bible says everything Landover says.

Nowhere in the Bible does it say, "God loves everybody."

I know you WANT it to say that, so you can keep being filthy abominations. But it doesn't.

[Zachariah Do-Good]

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Shit phill! You just converted me from a life-wasting Jesus freak in to a logical thinking human being! Thanks man!

I've been reading posts round here and I can't make my mind up weather or not the whole forum is a joke. It must be! I mean common, everything so contradictory "God loves everyone" BUT HE piffleING HATES YOU! err.. khay? All these people are so full of hate and have accomplished nothing more than creating their own little hell right here on earth.

It’s not that he hates you, it’s that he hates those who do not wished to be saved by those who speak and preach his word, if you think we are contradictory read the bible and it might explain a few things to you, read everything not just the parts that make sense to your weak mind.
Have faith and you will be saved.

[Dandelion]

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Your ignorance of the Bible is staggering. You seem to suppose that we go to Hell for little sins, without hope of Salvation. However, the Bible teaches that those who believe in Jesus are cleansed from all sins, and cannot sin:

1 John 3:4-7:
Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law.
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

So, all scenarios you provide do not apply, as our sins are forgiven, and we could not possibly sin after we have attained Salvation™. So God is not going to find anything, as all sins have been taken away.

So, as long as we believe in Jesus Christ, we can commit any sin we want, including murder, without penalty of going to Hell for eternity.

Also, a question for everyone, if Heaven is eternal paradise, and every one of you is without sin, but have to wait for death to get to Heaven, why can't i just murder you all (which would not be a sin, since i believe in Jesus) then you'll all go to Heaven right now! It's a foolproof plan.

[Levi Jones]

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So, as long as we believe in Jesus Christ, we can commit any sin we want, including murder, without penalty of going to Hell for eternity.

Also, a question for everyone, if Heaven is eternal paradise, and every one of you is without sin, but have to wait for death to get to Heaven, why can't i just murder you all (which would not be a sin, since i believe in Jesus) then you'll all go to Heaven right now! It's a foolproof plan.

Don't be ridiculous. Not only do you have to follow the laws of man. The Bible is very anti-murder. Here are two instances.

Romans 1:29, 32 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Dandelion]

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But the other guy said we were free of sin (which murder is) as long as we have faith. Was he wrong? And still, even if it is a sin (which he said it wasn't) Then everyone i killed would still go to heaven, and i would be willing to make that sacrifice for all of you.

Also, if Jesus died for our sins, why can we sin in the first place?