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I am atheist and im from Finland, so you guys have many reasons to hate me!
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Why are you promoting hatred on God's Only Forum? Tell us about your relationship with Jesus Christ. What horrendous sins have you repented of? How did Jesus lead you to our Godly forum? Praise Jesus!Originally posted by NS-aledo View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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The way I see it is God will be very pleased with us here at Landover if we introduce an atheist Finnish homer to Jesus and you repent and accept Him.
Jesus has sent you to us. I will pray for your soul.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Indeed, Brother. He hasn't read the Bible if he thinks that he, as an atheist, will be persecuted by Christians. He should know that it is always we Christians, who are persecuted by atheists.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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And let us not forget the Words of Jesus Himself!
M't:28:18: And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth.
M't:28:19: Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
M't:28:20: Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Brother Jenkins, have you any idea when that Finnish lady-boy will be available to be baptized?
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I don't know, Brother, but stay tuned for a lull in their fascistic gay pride marches. They are bound to get bad knees from all their goosestepping and anal sex sooner or later.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Indeed, Brother Bathfire. Even Finnish atheist scum get their shot at Glory. And then get tossed out on their inflamed, flaming rumps.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Mark 6:11 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them.Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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You may be a peice of athiest scum now but stick around and you'll have the unique and potentially life saving oppertunity to be educated by some of the most Godly folks around!
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Why should we hate you, let us help save you and tempt you away from your sins.The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old
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I like you friend, So does my BFF Jesus. Want to hang out and talk about something, anything. We could talk about how Jesus died for your sins, wouldn't that be terrific?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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