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  • TheSavenRaven
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    • Jul 2011
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    #1

    Hey I'm new!

    Hey guys my name is Nathan Benedict.

    I grew up in england. My father is the Reverend of a church that we live near called St Benadicts. As i was growing up in the church. I decided to play on the organ now and again when people, apart from my dad, werent around.
    After a while i got rather good at it and i started playing during weddings and
    "song days". After that i took up the acoustic guitar and now i run a small school where christian boys learn to spread the word of god through music because nowadays EVERYONE listens to the crap (please pardon my language) on the radio.
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    • May 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hey I'm new!

    Originally posted by TheSavenRaven View Post
    Hey guys my name is Nathan Benedict.

    I grew up in england. My father is the Reverend of a church that we live near called St Benadicts. As i was growing up in the church. I decided to play on the organ now and again when people, apart from my dad, werent around.
    After a while i got rather good at it and i started playing during weddings and
    "song days". After that i took up the acoustic guitar and now i run a small school where christian boys learn to spread the word of god through music because nowadays EVERYONE listens to the crap (please pardon my language) on the radio.
    All of this saint talk sounds very Catholic to me. Is gay rape a problem in this church?
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    • Col. Hank McGuinness
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      • Jul 2011
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      #3
      Re: Hey I'm new!

      That is good news, I too am new here and I'm doing the rounds saying hi to fellow newcomers.

      So can you play your organ well? What kind of condition is God's divine instrument in? they can begin to be less effective as time goes on. There must be a lot of satisfaction to be had from a well maintained organ.

      Do you let your boys play on your organ? Seems like it could be a good tool to keep them on the straight and narrow.

      Oh, at our church the organ player is a tiny lady who has to sit on books (we give her nonsense science books.. may as well be useful for something) as she isnt tall enough? How tall are you? People make fun of her, nothing worse than a tiny pianist.

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      • TheSavenRaven
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        Re: Hey I'm new!

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        All of this saint talk sounds very Catholic to me. Is gay rape a problem in this church?
        No its just called that because the person who used to own it was called saint (thats what his mother called him). I dont think there has been any gay rape 0_0 not since ive been alive anyway.

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        • TheSavenRaven
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          Re: Hey I'm new!

          Originally posted by Col. Hank McGuinness View Post
          That is good news, I too am new here and I'm doing the rounds saying hi to fellow newcomers.

          So can you play your organ well? What kind of condition is God's divine instrument in? they can begin to be less effective as time goes on. There must be a lot of satisfaction to be had from a well maintained organ.

          Do you let your boys play on your organ? Seems like it could be a good tool to keep them on the straight and narrow.

          Oh, at our church the organ player is a tiny lady who has to sit on books (we give her nonsense science books.. may as well be useful for something) as she isnt tall enough? How tall are you? People make fun of her, nothing worse than a tiny pianist.
          Haha its pretty strange being a new guy to an already thriving community
          Yes, I have been playing the organ for around 18 years now I myself pollish the organ weekly i havent had that much trouble (soundwise) from it so far.

          Yes, one part of my class is about songwriting using words from the bible and thats spent on the organ.

          Im not small . i dont think :s im just under 6ft tall.

          Pleasure to meet you

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
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            #6
            Re: Hey I'm new!

            Originally posted by TheSavenRaven View Post
            No its just called that because the person who used to own it was called saint (thats what his mother called him). I dont think there has been any gay rape 0_0 not since ive been alive anyway.
            Well that is a relief, as God forbids gay sex and therefore Catholicism very explicitly in His Word(c). I would hate for Jesus to have to toss you into the everlasting inferno for worshiping statues and raping small boys.

            Romans 1:26-27,32
            26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
            27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
            32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

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            • TheSavenRaven
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              Re: Hey I'm new!

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Well that is a relief, as God forbids gay sex and therefore Catholicism very explicitly in His Word©. I would hate for Jesus to have to toss you into the everlasting inferno for worshiping statues and raping small boys.

              Romans 1:26-27,32
              26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
              27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
              32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
              Amen! I think its disgusting when you hear about Catholics like the pope raping young boys makes me very angry!

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              • Col. Hank McGuinness
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                • Jul 2011
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                #8
                Re: Hey I'm new!

                Originally posted by TheSavenRaven View Post
                Amen! I think its disgusting when you hear about Catholics like the pope raping young boys makes me very angry!
                Exactly and Obama is a catholic and he hates our freedom and wants the terrorists to win.

                In regards to being the new guy; I find that all the good brothers and sisters here make you welcome as long as you believe in simple bible FACTS (they're plain to see and freely available). It's the heathens and athiests and godmockers/homos that you need to watch out for, they come in here talking about all kinds of crazy nonsense because they also hate our freedom

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                • Redeemed Papist
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                  #9
                  Re: Hey I'm new!

                  This thread's long on male bonding and short on scripture.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                    #10
                    Re: Hey I'm new!

                    God likes music, Godly music:
                    1Sa:18:6: And it came to pass as they came, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, that the women came out of all cities of Israel, singing and dancing, to meet king Saul, with tabrets, with joy, and with instruments of musick.

                    I suppose that you celebrate the return of troops after they have finished slaughtering the Muslins.

                    I hope no one in your band plays the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, or dulcimer, this is worship of idols!

                    Da:3:5: That at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up:

                    This is the sound that God likes. Play it or you're Hellbound.

                    Isa:16:11: Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kir-haresh.
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                    • TheSavenRaven
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                      #11
                      Re: Hey I'm new!

                      Originally posted by Col. Hank McGuinness View Post
                      Exactly and Obama is a catholic and he hates our freedom and wants the terrorists to win.

                      In regards to being the new guy; I find that all the good brothers and sisters here make you welcome as long as you believe in simple bible FACTS (they're plain to see and freely available). It's the heathens and athiests and godmockers/homos that you need to watch out for, they come in here talking about all kinds of crazy nonsense because they also hate our freedom
                      I think Obama is working for the terrorists 0_0

                      Amen i hope to convert a few Satin worshipers next saturday. I will show them the light of Jesus and pray that he spare just another soul!

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                        • May 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Hey I'm new!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        This thread's long on male bonding and short on scripture.
                        Excellent observation, my friend. Male bonding without scripture is the first step on the slippery slope to homersexurality.
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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
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                          Re: Hey I'm new!

                          Isaiah 5:12 And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.

                          It's always worth checking the Bible before you pick up an instrument just in case.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: Hey I'm new!

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            Excellent observation, my friend. Male bonding without scripture is the first step on the slippery slope to homersexurality.
                            1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


                            Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


                            Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


                            Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


                            1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

                            1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.



                            2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

                            Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.



                            1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                            Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.



                            Romans 1:26-27,32
                            26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                            27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                            32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • TheSavenRaven
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                              #15
                              Re: Hey I'm new!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              This thread's long on male bonding and short on scripture.
                              Sorry I did not bring up the topic.

                              [QUOTE]God likes music, Godly music:
                              1Sa:18:6: And it came to pass as they came, when David was returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, that the women came out of all cities of Israel, singing and dancing, to meet king Saul, with tabrets, with joy, and with instruments of musick.

                              I suppose that you celebrate the return of troops after they have finished slaughtering the Muslins.

                              I hope no one in your band plays the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, or dulcimer, this is worship of idols!

                              Da:3:5: That at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up:

                              This is the sound that God likes. Play it or you're Hellbound.

                              Isa:16:11: Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kir-haresh. .[\QUOTE]



                              We play songs like Shout To The Lord, Amazing Grace etc.

                              I always give my uptmost respect for thoes dying to rid the world of muslim terrorist.

                              No, its not exactly a band more of a group. The group (on a song night) has 2 harps (we have 1 more coming in on thursday) 3 acoustic guitars, one organ, one drum kit (belive it or not) and 6 singers.





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