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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #31
    Re: Alright

    Originally posted by justinebanx View Post
    Haha good sir "american" is not a language. English on the other hand is.
    Did you bother to read Pastor Ezekiel's awards before you decided to backsass him? No, you didn't, did you? Open mouth; remove foot.
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    • justinebanx
      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
      • Jul 2011
      • 16

      #32
      Re: Alright

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.



      The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world.

      Now don't smart off to me, boy!
      Well that's is your opinion sir, and I respect your opinion. Doesn't change the fact that "american" is not language.
      Ezekiel 25:17 "And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #33
        Re: Alright

        Originally posted by justinebanx View Post
        Well that's is your opinion sir, and I respect your opinion. Doesn't change the fact that "american" is not language.
        American is as much a language as the rubbish scots and irish is 'English'.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • teenaged cowlover
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          • Jul 2011
          • 4

          #34
          Re: Alright

          With all respect.. Why are homosexuals being damned? And don't tell me to read what Pastor Ezekiel wrote because I already did.. and from the looks of that list of people being damned.. it seemed like the only people not being damned are pastors and church goers and bible readers... Is that really what HE had in mind? I thought he loved us all?

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          • Jedediah
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Fisher of Men
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2010
            • 6824

            #35
            Re: Alright

            Originally posted by AlrightThen View Post
            it seemed like the only people not being damned are pastors and church goers and bible readers... Is that really what HE had in mind? I thought he loved us all?
            Pretty much. God loves us so much that He sent His son to die (temporarily) for our sins, so that if we simply accept His kind offer of Redemption, we don't have to go to hell. But if you choose to reject His infinite love, then you will suffer unfathomable torments for all of eternity in the lake of fire. Have you even picked up a Holy Bible (KJV 1611), son? This is one of the first things people learn about Christianity.

            John 3:16-18
            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
            For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
            He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


            The fact that you do not recognize God's Love for what it is only goes to show the distance you place between yourself and your Creator. My family and I will pray for you.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #36
              Re: Alright

              Originally posted by justinebanx View Post
              So I've been reading through a few threads on this site for a while now, and all i could think while reading it all was; wow all this is rather ridiculous. But I digress, My name Is Justin, I'm a believer in both Jesus and God. I haven't read the bible through and through, and I don't attend church, but I do consider myself an open minded Christian.
              Hey dummy, have you ever heard the Internet term, "RTM?"

              It means "read the manual," and it's what experienced computer users say to idiots who come to them with easily solved computer problems.

              Well, scat-for-brains, your human life has something in common with a computer, in that your life also comes with a manual. That manual is known as The King James Bible, and if you'd like for your stupid little life's problems to be solved, I'd suggest you get in the habit of reading it!
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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #37
                Re: Alright

                I'm sorry Justine, that was overly harsh of me, and one of the pastors here had to have a private word with me about my treatment of you.

                I hope that you can forgive me, friend. It's just that I get so angry when I hear about people being "open minded," or worse yet, not reading the Bible!
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                • teenaged cowlover
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                  • Jul 2011
                  • 4

                  #38
                  Re: Alright

                  Have you even picked up a Holy Bible (KJV 1611), son?[/QUOTE]

                  Why would I here asking this question if I hadn't? I didn't come here to be insulted and have you think I am an idiot (or a male, since i am a Female)
                  I honestly do not understand and I find it quite rude that instead of somebody nicely answering my question I am being ridiculed.



                  The fact that you do not recognize God's Love for what it is only goes to show the distance you place between yourself and your Creator. My family and I will pray for you.[/QUOTE]

                  I recognize his love quite well! I just don't understand why if God is so loving how his love can be so conditional.. It doesn't seem fair that people who have committed murder and stolen and done all kinds of horrible things can repent for their sins and be better than somebody who has never done anything bad but doesn't commit their life to a bible.. They still committed the crime did they not? And since you're going to tell me "God is forgiving" Why can't he forgive the humans in this world that just happen to like the same sex? How is that worse than murder?

                  And No, I am not a homosexual, I just never understood this.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #39
                    Re: Alright

                    Originally posted by AlrightThen View Post
                    I recognize his love quite well! I just don't understand why if God is so loving how his love can be so conditional.. It doesn't seem fair that people who have committed murder and stolen and done all kinds of horrible things can repent for their sins and be better than somebody who has never done anything bad but doesn't commit their life to a bible.. They still committed the crime did they not? And since you're going to tell me "God is forgiving" Why can't he forgive the humans in this world that just happen to like the same sex? How is that worse than murder?
                    Look, God is forgiving and does love us tremendously. That is why He gave us the gift of his son who temporarily died on the cross for our sins that we are born with. In fact, God will forgive any sin*. If a person can commit horrible crimes like murder and cannibalism, like Jeffrey Dahmer, and then sincerely repent of those crimes and be allowed to Heaven....isn't that the ultimate expression of love? I would think so! Could you as a mortal human being find the same amount of compassion and forgiveness as God?

                    And, if you pay attention, God does forgive gay people, just as long as they repent from the horrible sin of homosexuality and become an ex-gay. Homosexuality is a sin and if a person keeps sinning and doesn't repent, they will go to Hell. Those are the rules. Who are you to tell God what is right and what is wrong when He is the ultimate arbitrator of morality?

                    *Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29 for details.

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                    • teenaged cowlover
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                      • Jul 2011
                      • 4

                      #40
                      Re: Alright

                      I just don't understand what is making it a sin!? It makes absolutely no sense to me.
                      And I am not telling GOD what is right!! If i were trying to do that don't you think I would be trying to talk to him and not you folk?

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #41
                        Re: Alright

                        I'm a believer in both Jesus and God. I haven't read the bible through and through
                        There's your problem! Anyone reading the bible all the way through as a child reads it can only come to one conclusion about the true nature of God!
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #42
                          Re: Alright

                          Originally posted by AlrightThen View Post
                          I just don't understand what is making it a sin!? It makes absolutely no sense to me.
                          You don't need to understand God - you just need to heed God. How much plainer can God say it to you?

                          Jeremiah 9:3 And they bend their tongues like their bow for lies: but they are not valiant for the truth upon the earth; for they proceed from evil to evil, and they know not me, saith the LORD.

                          Hebrews 10:36 For ye have need of patience, that, after ye have done the will of God, ye might receive the promise.

                          Mark 3:35 For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.

                          1 John 2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • teenaged cowlover
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                            • Jul 2011
                            • 4

                            #43
                            Re: Alright

                            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                            You don't need to understand God - you just need to heed God. How much plainer can God say it to you?

                            Jeremiah 9:3 And they bend their tongues like their bow for lies: but they are not valiant for the truth upon the earth; for they proceed from evil to evil, and they know not me, saith the LORD.

                            Hebrews 10:36 For ye have need of patience, that, after ye have done the will of God, ye might receive the promise.

                            Mark 3:35 For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.

                            1 John 2:17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.
                            Finally somebody gives me an answer that isn't insulting.
                            Thank you.
                            I understand where you're coming from, just as a person it's hard for me to grasp the concept of something I don't understand.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
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                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #44
                              Re: Alright

                              Originally posted by AlrightThen View Post
                              Finally somebody gives me an answer that isn't insulting.
                              Thank you.
                              I understand where you're coming from, just as a person it's hard for me to grasp the concept of something I don't understand.
                              The other issue you are missing friend is ALL of us have sinned equally. EVERYONE is killed of a damnable sin from the moment they are born. Doesn't matter if you are baby or Adolph Hitler - everyone deserves Hell. Only by accepting Jesus as our Savior do we get a fresh start from that. That's why a murders get to repent.

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                              • Brother Enoch
                                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 4392

                                #45
                                Re: Alright

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                The other issue you are missing friend is ALL of us have sinned equally. EVERYONE is killed of a damnable sin from the moment they are born. Doesn't matter if you are baby or Adolph Hitler - everyone deserves Hell. Only by accepting Jesus as our Savior do we get a fresh start from that. That's why a murders get to repent.
                                Amen! If Hitler accepted Jesus before shooting himself in the bonker, he's in Heaven. And if Mother Theresa didn't renounce her Papist ways before dying, then she's rotting in Hell. Shout Glory!!

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