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  • #1

    Hi everyone.

    Hi, My name is Mister Crumples and I saw the the link to the forum on another forum I belong to and decided to take a look around and thought it looked interesting and the people seem nice so I decided to join . Here some facts about me.

    I really like computers/experimenting with them.
    I'm a really nice person.
    I am a Christian. Since my father passed we don't go to church as much anymore.
    I live in California.
    I love to game.
    My specs are;
    GPU: ASUS GTX 460
    CPU: AMD Phenom II 810 X4 @ 2.6ghz
    RAM: 8GB of DDR2 ram
    HDD: 1TB Hard drive
    PSU: 500w Rocketfish.
    Motherboard: AMD 780g.


    That's about it. I'm a boring person I know I hope to make some friends here
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  • #2
    Re: Hi everyone.

    Originally posted by Mister Crumples View Post
    Hi, My name is Mister Crumples and I saw the the link to the forum on another forum I belong to and decided to take a look around and thought it looked interesting and the people seem nice so I decided to join . Here some facts about me.

    I really like computers/experimenting with them.
    I'm a really nice person.
    I am a Christian. Since my father passed we don't go to church as much anymore.
    I live in California.
    I love to game.
    My specs are;
    GPU: ASUS GTX 460
    CPU: AMD Phenom II 810 X4 @ 2.6ghz
    RAM: 8GB of DDR2 ram
    HDD: 1TB Hard drive
    PSU: 500w Rocketfish.
    Motherboard: AMD 780g.


    That's about it. I'm a boring person I know I hope to make some friends here
    You're too far gone; we can't save you. Go wrap some duct tape around your breathing passages.

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    • #3
      Re: Hi everyone.

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      You're too far gone; we can't save you. Go wrap some duct tape around your breathing passages.
      Compassion personified as ever Brother Deaner

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Re: Hi everyone.

        Originally posted by Mister Crumples View Post
        Hi, My name is Mister Crumples and I saw the the link to the forum on another forum I belong to and decided to take a look around and thought it looked interesting and the people seem nice so I decided to join . Here some facts about me.

        I really like computers/experimenting with them.
        I'm a really nice person.
        I am a Christian. Since my father passed we don't go to church as much anymore.
        I live in California.
        I love to game.
        My specs are;
        GPU: ASUS GTX 460
        CPU: AMD Phenom II 810 X4 @ 2.6ghz
        RAM: 8GB of DDR2 ram
        HDD: 1TB Hard drive
        PSU: 500w Rocketfish.
        Motherboard: AMD 780g.


        That's about it. I'm a boring person I know I hope to make some friends here
        You've told us a LOT about your computer and NOTHING about your personal relationship with Jesus. What is the most spectacular thing He's done for you today? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did your dad croak?

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #5
          Re: Hi everyone.

          Originally posted by Mister Crumples View Post
          ...Here some facts about me... /snip/

          My specs are;
          GPU: ASUS GTX 460
          CPU: AMD Phenom II 810 X4 @ 2.6ghz
          RAM: 8GB of DDR2 ram
          HDD: 1TB Hard drive
          PSU: 500w Rocketfish.
          Motherboard: AMD 780g.
          I'd prefer that robots – or anything else without a soul - should NOT be allowed to post on these Godly forums. Without a soul there’s no chance for salvation.

          James 1:21 Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls.

          YiC

          Dan
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • #6
            Re: Hi everyone.

            Mr. Crumples is it? I'm afraid that with a pedophile name like that you might be beyond redemption. Names such as yours is in the same league as Mr. Rogers, Captain Kangaroo, Mr. Krabs, Nancy Pelosi, and Lucifer.

            I would suggest praying to God Almighty, and tithing, to get tht name changed. Evil just oozes from it.
            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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            • #7
              Re: Hi everyone.

              You are one of those jap loving enima cartoon lovers, I can tell. I've seen the disgusting crappolla coming from that country. I hope everyone there gets the radiation sickness they have had coming from Enola Gay.

              Having killed your dad is no reason to not go to Church and buddie up to Jesus.
              Last edited by James Hutchins; 08-18-2011, 08:30 PM.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi everyone.

                Originally posted by Mister Crumples View Post
                Blah
                I'm a really nice person.
                More blah
                God doesn't care if you're nice. God just cares if you accept Jesus and do as you are told.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi everyone.

                  Originally posted by Mister Crumples View Post
                  RAM: 8GB of DDR2 ram
                  The only thing to do with ram is:
                  Ex:29:17: And thou shalt cut the ram in pieces, and wash the inwards of him, and his legs, and put them unto his pieces, and unto his head.

                  I bet you are using some unholy OS like Windows you need JesOS 7
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi everyone.

                    The love I feel right now as we try to save this lost soul is incredible. I feel truly honoured to be counted amongst you as friends.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi everyone.

                      Welcome aboard, Mr. Crunk! How many sons do you have, and what is your favorite pie for your wife to serve you?
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                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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