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  • soccerstar
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2011
    • 3

    #1

    JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

    hi i m jason. i need help from white people.

    i born in hong kong , asian , chinese. im 21 now. i got baptism when i was very young , then i go into a baptism primary school.

    i m seeking help from white people from euro(UK) or usa or anywhere. i want to migrate to euro because i want to play for professional soccerclub there. i dedicate for europe soccer goal so much that, i had a tatt " soccerstar or die trying "on my neck . i done it when i stay in australia last year. now the visa is over , i can only stay in hong kong.
    i love white people culture , and white people itself. i hav change my passport name to jason . only 5 letters , jason.

    i need white people who can help me migrate to UK ,or euro with soccerclub invite, or working visa , a job or any ways .
    give me some ideas , ways to migrate there, thank you.
    please. thanks .

    my facebook name: Mr.Janson

    thank you:
  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

    God has born you there for a reason. So maybe you should stop crying and start to free your country from buddhism.
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • soccerstar
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

      god thinks you better come hong kong. & i go white people place .
      its good for you. you like asian , i like white.

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      • soccerstar
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2011
        • 3

        #4
        Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

        god thinks titus better come hong kong. & i go white people place .
        its good for you. .Titus like asian , i like white.

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        • Dan U. Holier
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 1180

          #5
          Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

          You should contact Mr. Hutchins; he might still have some vacant place in his sweatshop. But never, even, under no circumstances whatsoever mention him soccer; he really can’t stand homers. In fact no True Christian™ can tolerate your Godless lifestyle.

          God bless

          Dan
          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

            Why on God's Earth would we want to help a Nip steal jobs from normal people?
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

              Soccer players are born homers and nips eat dogs. Sure, I'll help you get over here once you're dead so we can examine what the hell your brain is made up of.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22921

                #8
                Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                Has this man no work in his father's laundry?
                sigpic


                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Benedict A. Davis
                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 3900

                  #9
                  Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                  You know how these inscrutable orientals are, can't believe anything they say, you can't read their faces with their slanty eyes. One of them gets into your quiet community, next you know he has 38 family members pouring out of a one bedroom apartment. Chinese restaraunts and at least 4 dry cleaners and 7 movie theaters showing nothing but low budget karate movies open ...bing bang boom you got a ghetto or ''chinatown'' in your community. Restraunts open, pets go missing and seagulls are suddenly extinct in your part of the world. All in all I think it is a bad idea to help even one of them leave their part of the world!
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #10
                    Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                    All I want to know, is what has a gook ever done for me?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • HTannor
                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2612

                      #11
                      Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                      Originally posted by soccerstar View Post
                      hi i m jason. i need help from white people.

                      i born in hong kong

                      i m seeking help from white people from euro(UK) or usa or anywhere.

                      i need white people who can help me migrate........

                      "Jason," or whatever your name is, first we need to establish a basic fact. And that fact is, you're still a gook.

                      Well, I, personally, understand that you have a desire to escape gookdom.

                      I also understand you're still of the "slant" persuasion, and, as such, you're still a dog and fish eater and this is just not going to cut it in the civilized world.

                      And further, Hong Kong is not all that far from Thailand - another gook country - so we all know that you gooks have a real taste for tallywackers - which makes you a "tallywacker lover."

                      So, the bottom line is that we are not real fond of homers like you trying to force your way into our Godly America™ - so you have a major strike against you.

                      Since you're from a communist asian country, we can only assume you want to buy your way into our Christian Nation©, you would probably try to use drug money to pay your way.

                      So, let's cut to the chase: What's it worth to you?

                      And don't try to low ball us - make it worth our while.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                      • Vavoline Johnson
                        Mammy
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 960

                        #12
                        Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                        Originally posted by soccerstar View Post
                        hi i m jason. i need help from white people.

                        i born in hong kong , asian , chinese. im 21 now. i got baptism when i was very young , then i go into a baptism primary school.

                        i m seeking help from white people from euro(UK) or usa or anywhere. i want to migrate to euro because i want to play for professional soccerclub there. i dedicate for europe soccer goal so much that, i had a tatt " soccerstar or die trying "on my neck . i done it when i stay in australia last year. now the visa is over , i can only stay in hong kong.
                        i love white people culture , and white people itself. i hav change my passport name to jason . only 5 letters , jason.

                        i need white people who can help me migrate to UK ,or euro with soccerclub invite, or working visa , a job or any ways .
                        give me some ideas , ways to migrate there, thank you.
                        please. thanks .

                        my facebook name: Mr.Janson

                        thank you:
                        First boy, you done need to learn the white folks American talk fo we kin help you
                        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                          Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                          First boy, you done need to learn the white folks American talk fo we kin help you
                          I must say, your white folk American talk is coming along wonderfully Miss Vavoline! I can almost understand you now.

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                          • Vavoline Johnson
                            Mammy
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 960

                            #14
                            Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            I must say, your white folk American talk is coming along wonderfully Miss Vavoline! I can almost understand you now.
                            Well lets parise our lil baby Jesusus His-self Bro Enough, cause he be makin me talk mo n mo like you white peoples and even I kin almost understand me!
                            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: JASON . I NEED HELP FROM WHITE PEOPLE

                              I didn't have enough time to ask soccerstar which school it was that failed him so miserably in learning how to write. I suspect that it was some lazy abos who taught him a few words of English.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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