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  • MyAmazingMonkeyGod
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2011
    • 49

    #1

    Hi Everyone

    Hi everyone. First, I would like to say that I am an evolutionist, so please don't hurt me. I just want to understand what Creationists think.
  • One True Religion
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2011
    • 195

    #2
    Re: Hi Everyone

    Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
    Hi everyone. First, I would like to say that I am an evolutionist, so please don't hurt me. I just want to understand what Creationists think.
    Read the KJV and you'll know what we think. Come back when you have.
    Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #3
      Re: Hi Everyone

      Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
      I just want to understand what Creationists think.
      Typical lazy atheist - here let me help you.

      Go here

      Hi everyone. First, I would like to say that I am an evolutionist, so please don't hurt me.
      Why would we hurt you? However, we would like to know why you hate Baby Jesus??
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #4
        Re: Hi Everyone

        Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
        Hi everyone. First, I would like to say that I am an evolutionist, so please don't hurt me. I just want to understand what Creationists think.
        Welcome! What does it feel like to be deceived by a collection of unverified claims in a "book" like "On The Origins Of Species?"
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • MyAmazingMonkeyGod
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2011
          • 49

          #5
          Re: Hi Everyone

          As I do love a debate, I do not think accusing me is a very welcoming thing to do. I do love Jesus very much, as I am also Catholic, just not a creationist. I am an evolutionist, which means I do believe in some parts of the bible.

          Also, Darwin actually was christian. He was the first to prove that religious people can also be scientific too.

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          • TheHolySpirit85
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2011
            • 12

            #6
            Re: Hi Everyone

            Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
            Typical lazy atheist - here let me help you.

            Go here

            > Implying you posted that atheists are lazy, lets see what you have done

            Posted a link.
            Not explaining it, thats what he wanted

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #7
              Re: Hi Everyone

              Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
              As I do love a debate, I do not think accusing me is a very welcoming thing to do. I do love Jesus very much, as I am also Catholic, just not a creationist. I am an evolutionist, which means I do believe in some parts of the bible.

              Also, Darwin actually was christian. He was the first to prove that religious people can also be scientific too.
              You wafer munching ring kissing papists are NOT Christians.

              READ why!!

              Secondly, Darwin was NOT a Christian...or else he would never have wrote that satanic cod fodder.
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • TheHolySpirit85
                Unsaved trash
                • Sep 2011
                • 12

                #8
                Re: Hi Everyone

                ''wafer munching ring kissing papists'' was that meant to be an insult? I beleive Jesus wouldn't like you insulting people.

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                • MyAmazingMonkeyGod
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 49

                  #9
                  Re: Hi Everyone

                  Please, can we not disrespect one's beliefs? We all are human, and we are being mean to one another just because we believe in something other than another. Are we all not the same species?


                  As reading that this is not a debate forum (The ones I'm used to are a lot smaller), I would rather not end up flaming each other. After all, Creationists and Evolutionist both believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

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                  • John Creeser
                    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                     
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 7248

                    #10
                    Re: Hi Everyone

                    Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
                    Please, can we not disrespect one's beliefs? We all are human, and we are being mean to one another just because we believe in something other than another. Are we all not the same species?


                    As reading that this is not a debate forum (The ones I'm used to are a lot smaller), I would rather not end up flaming each other. After all, Creationists and Evolutionist both believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.
                    First off, have you read why roman catholics are not True Christians(tm)?

                    How can evilutionists believe in God? They reject the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ.

                    Tell me, what version of the Bible do you read from son?
                    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                    • MyAmazingMonkeyGod
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 49

                      #11
                      Re: Hi Everyone

                      Yes I have. I don't really care and I believe that I am a True Christian.

                      I do believe in God. And I do not reject Jesus's teachings.

                      Does what kind of Bible really matter? It's what you believe in it.

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                      • John Scopes
                        Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 666

                        #12
                        Re: Hi Everyone

                        Welcome to this somewhat dysfunctional place, you had a good start but don't start to deviate from the absolute truth of evolutionary theory with irrelevancy.

                        Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
                        As I do love a debate, I do not think accusing me is a very welcoming thing to do. I do love Jesus very much, as I am also Catholic, just not a creationist. I am an evolutionist, which means I do believe in some parts of the bible.

                        Also, Darwin actually was christian. He was the first to prove that religious people can also be scientific too.
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                        “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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                        • John Creeser
                          Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                           
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 7248

                          #13
                          Re: Hi Everyone

                          Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
                          Yes I have. I don't really care and I believe that I am a True Christian.
                          You don't care you are headed towards eternal damnation?

                          I do believe in God. And I do not reject Jesus's teachings.
                          Yet you embrace liberal science?

                          1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
                          1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

                          Does what kind of Bible really matter? It's what you believe in it.
                          Wow we have a lot of work to do with you. It certainly does matter what version of the Bible you are reading from. Anything but the King James Version of the Bible is a false Bible and has added to or diminished the Word of God.

                          Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                          Deuteronomy 12:32
                          What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

                          If you had actually read the Bible, you'd know this.

                          Look. You think I'm being hard on you...I get that. in fact, I am trying to save your soul. It's good you believe, but believing is not enough. You must follow the Bible and TO THE LETTER as commanded by our Lord Jesus Christ.

                          Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

                          Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                          Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

                          James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                          Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
                          Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                          • MyAmazingMonkeyGod
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 49

                            #14
                            Re: Hi Everyone

                            Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                            Welcome to this somewhat dysfunctional place, you had a good start but don't start to deviate from the absolute truth of evolutionary theory with irrelevancy.
                            Now this is a real welcoming, thank you very much John Scopes. At least someone can welcome me with grace and sophistication.

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                            • Yeshua bar Yusuf
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 135

                              #15
                              Re: Hi Everyone

                              Originally posted by MyAmazingGod View Post
                              At least someone can welcome me with grace and sophistication.
                              I ask that you direct your attention to the top of the page.

                              Landover Baptist Church
                              Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620!
                              Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome!

                              You've admitted to believing in evilution, and you are a mackerel-snapping bead jiggler. Therefore, you are unsaved. Therefore, you are unwelcome.

                              However, if you would reject your papist idolatry, your monkey worship, and your desire to perform various sodomies and bestialities, there may yet be hope that my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, will forgive you and not cast you into hellfire for all eternity.

                              Yours in Christ,
                              Yeshua
                              People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                              People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                              Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                              Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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