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  • godistruth
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    • Sep 2011
    • 3

    #1

    Good morning Landover!

    Greetings fellow Christians, I am a fellow lover of God and pursuer of truth. I have dedicated my life to the study of Creation Science, along with the gaping holes in current atheist "scientific theories".

    Many atheists take the word of their false idol scientists over the Bible, and have the audacity to post their close minded, unproved theories on this very website! For this reason, signing up to this forum was a no-brainer, "A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10).
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Good morning Landover!

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    What particular wonder of God's works inspires you to accept the KJV Bible as the one word of truth?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Good morning Landover!

      Welcome! It is always good to meet a fellow believer. Where do you hail from? Are you a man or a woman? Married ro single? How long have you walked with Christ in your heart?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Dan U. Holier
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        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 1180

        #4
        Re: Good morning Landover!

        Originally posted by godistruth View Post
        ...I have dedicated my life to the study of Creation Science, along with the gaping holes ...
        The above phrase got me a bit worried; would you mind to tell us more about yourself, please.

        YiC, DUH
        Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


        ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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        • s. warnin
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          • Aug 2011
          • 168

          #5
          Re: Good morning Landover!

          A cautious welcome to you, possible atheist in the closet...
          Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

          Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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          • Yeshua bar Yusuf
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            • Sep 2011
            • 135

            #6
            Re: Good morning Landover!

            Originally posted by godistruth View Post
            "A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10).
            Please don't misquote the Holy Word of the Lord again. Jeremiah 48:10 actually reads, "Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood." Not that satanic drivel you've posted.

            I'll pray to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that you see the error of your ways and rebuke the false text you've quoted from.

            Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
            Yeshua
            People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
            People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

            Whose side do YOU want to be on?
            Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Good morning Landover!

              Originally posted by Yeshua bar Yusuf View Post
              Please don't misquote the Holy Word of the Lord again. Jeremiah 48:10 actually reads, "Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood." Not that satanic drivel you've posted.

              I'll pray to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that you see the error of your ways and rebuke the false text you've quoted from.

              Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
              Yeshua
              Blessed be to you Brother Yeshua for correcting this possible wolf in sheep's clothing.

              While we appreciate your hopefully sincere search for the Lord godistruth; the one and only Bible that has been proven by Christian Scientists to be the true word of God is the King James Version 1611.

              Please stop posting pornagraphic teachings on this board. Repent or prepare for Christ's slimy greener in your face.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Good morning Landover!

                Welcome aboard, Godistruth! Tell us, of all the sins, which type of sin do you find most repellant?
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Good morning Landover!

                  Originally posted by godistruth View Post
                  Greetings fellow Christians, I am a fellow lover of God and pursuer of truth. I have dedicated my life to the study of Creation Science, along with the gaping holes in current atheist "scientific theories".

                  Many atheists take the word of their false idol scientists over the Bible, and have the audacity to post their close minded, unproved theories on this very website! For this reason, signing up to this forum was a no-brainer, "A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10).
                  That wasn't much of an introduction. Tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with the Lord.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • godistruth
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                    • Sep 2011
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                    #10
                    Re: Good morning Landover!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    That wasn't much of an introduction. Tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with the Lord.
                    Aside from quoting the incorrect version of the Bible (a mistake I shall never make again!) I spend my time hoping that the Lord our saviour Jesus Christ will return soon! I do not attend any of the churches in my area, as they are all full of ungodly, misguided Protestants. My favourite Bible quote would have to be the whole of psalms 104. "Bless the LORD, O my soul. O LORD my God, thou art very great; thou art clothed with honour and majesty"... I do not pretend to be anything but a sinner, but I hope that through participating in these forums I will come to know the Lord better. Oh, and in answer to that other guy's question- I'm a dude.

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                    • godistruth
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                      • Sep 2011
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                      #11
                      Re: Good morning Landover!

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Welcome aboard, Godistruth! Tell us, of all the sins, which type of sin do you find most repellant?
                      Stealing, as all sins are a form of it. For example, when you murder, you rob a man of his life. When you worship false idols, you rob God of the praise he deserves.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Good morning Landover!

                        Originally posted by godistruth View Post
                        Stealing, as all sins are a form of it. For example, when you murder, you rob a man of his life. When you worship false idols, you rob God of the praise he deserves.
                        Well said! I hate sodomy worse than stealing or murder, however, because when you engage in sodomy, you murder your own soul and the soul of your sodomy partner. That, to me, is far worse than murdering somebody's physical body.
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                        • Pastor Ed Lowman
                          Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                          Always kind and loving
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 1838

                          #13
                          Re: Good morning Landover!

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Well said! I hate sodomy worse than stealing or murder, however, because when you engage in sodomy, you murder your own soul and the soul of your sodomy partner. That, to me, is far worse than murdering somebody's physical body.
                          Well said, Faith Machine. But I think we need to renew our efforts in persuading Godistruth to tell us more of himself.

                          For instance, we want to know the usual stuff...a summary description of who he is, his likes and dislikes, and where he attends church. And also, things like when was he first accused of a hate crime by lie-beral judges for teaching sodomites not to fudge-pack? Or, has he yet had the pleasure of wiccan-hunting, or how he would feel being a tosser at Freehold's annual stonings?

                          Curiously waiting,

                          Pastor Ed

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                          • Faith_Machine
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                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: Good morning Landover!

                            I've been called a tosser before, but it was in reference to something entirely different, and less Godly, than a stoning.
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