I am Pentecostal, do you hate me?
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No, we love you. That's why, as your loving brothers and sisters, we want you to give up your heretical snake cult before it leads you to Hell.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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I received an infraction to "Stop mocking God"? How was I mocking God? I truly am Pentecostal and I truly was wondering if yall hated me.
Tell me, Brother Temperance, what makes the Pentecostal denomination a "heretical snake cult"?
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Don’t take it personally; God only hates blasphemous lifestyle and heretical beliefs you’ve chosen; we just follow His will. But your sins shall be forgiven if you’d break up with your cult and join our congregation. Rejoice!
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Do you know anything about the Pentecostal denomination? How do we follow a "blasphemous lifestyle" and have "heretical beliefs"? Please, give some actual reason to back up your dislike of my denomination.
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You might recall that your heretical cult is messing with the Holy Spirit. We, Baptists worship the LORD while you handle snakes and speak in tongues!Originally posted by RandomDude View PostDo you know anything about the Pentecostal denomination? How do we follow a "blasphemous lifestyle" and have "heretical beliefs"? Please, give some actual reason to back up your dislike of my denomination.
For shame!
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I know of no one in my denomination who handles snakes, except to throw them in the field after we've killed them. As for speaking in tongues:
1 Corinthians 12:8-11
8For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
9To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
10To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
11But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
See, even the Bible speaks of tongues. Also, I recall that Catholics, which you also call a cult, believes in the same Holy Trinity that you do. Why are they a cult, then, if they believe what you do?
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Now look here, young fellow-me-lad, you're the one came barging in here trolling for some controversy. You might as well have declared your hate for Baby Jesus.Originally posted by RandomDude View PostI know of no one in my denomination who handles snakes, except to throw them in the field after we've killed them. As for speaking in tongues:
1 Corinthians 12:8-11
8For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
9To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
10To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
11But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
See, even the Bible speaks of tongues. Also, I recall that Catholics, which you also call a cult, believes in the same Holy Trinity that you do. Why are they a cult, then, if they believe what you do?sigpic
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1 Corinthians 13:8-10Originally posted by RandomDude View PostI know of no one in my denomination who handles snakes, except to throw them in the field after we've killed them. As for speaking in tongues:
1 Corinthians 12:8-11
8For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
9To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
10To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
11But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
See, even the Bible speaks of tongues...
8Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away.
9For we know in part, and we prophesy in part.
10But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away.
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Welcome friend! Of course we do not hate you, why we barely know you. We do know you are misguided and would love to spend time with you and lay the Hands of God upon your soul, stroking His love.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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See, even the Bible speaks of tongues.
Yes the Bible does mention tongues:
Proverbs 21:23 "Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue Keepeth his soul from troubles."
Proverbs 12:18 "There is that speaketh like the piercings of a sword: But the tongue of the wise is health."
1 Peter 3:10 "For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile:"
James 1:26 "If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man’s religion is vain."
Proverbs 18:21 "Death and life are in the power of the tongue: And they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof."
Beginning to get the picture? The Bible makes mention of the tongue for good reason, and my advice to you is to keep a civil one in your mouth when addressing your betters here, if you're hoping for anything more than dislodging a boot from your idolatrous rear when you get to Luciferville, buddy.
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Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
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We don't hate you because you're a happy-clapping holy roller, but I doubt Jesus has a high opinion of your snake cult. In fact, we love you so much that if all attempts to convert you to True Christianity™ fail, we might stone you.Originally posted by RandomDude View PostI am Pentecostal, do you hate me?
Now tell us where you go to church, what your favorite verse of the KJV1611 is, and when you first felt Jesus come into you.People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10
Whose side do YOU want to be on?
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Speaking in tongues is a well-known sign of demon possession.Originally posted by RandomDude View PostTell me, Brother Temperance, what makes the Pentecostal denomination a "heretical snake cult"?
Where do you stand on once saved, always saved? Do you truly believe in a Jesus so weak and pathetic that He allows souls to backslide into sin after they've been baptised?Originally posted by RandomDude View PostDo you know anything about the Pentecostal denomination? How do we follow a "blasphemous lifestyle" and have "heretical beliefs"? Please, give some actual reason to back up your dislike of my denomination.
Cool, you going to walk on water or turn it into wine for your next trick? How about a bit of prophecy?Originally posted by RandomDude View PostI know of no one in my denomination who handles snakes, except to throw them in the field after we've killed them. As for speaking in tongues:
1 Corinthians 12:8-11
8For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
9To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
10To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
11But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
See, even the Bible speaks of tongues.
We do not believe in a Holy Trinity consisting of Mary, the Pope and the Death Cookie.Also, I recall that Catholics, which you also call a cult, believes in the same Holy Trinity that you do.
Wait, are you actually one of these hell-bound blasphemers who deny the Trinity?Why are they a cult, then, if they believe what you do?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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The ability to speak in tongues was limited to the first few apostles. Their "speaking in tongues" was the ability to be understand and be understood no matter what language they were speaking.Originally posted by RandomDude View PostAs for speaking in tongues:
1 Corinthians 12:8-11
8For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
9To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
10To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
11But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
It was not the gibberish you people claim is speaking in tongues.
Acts 2 1And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
2And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
5And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven.
6Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language.
7And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans?
8And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born?
9Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia,
10Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes,
11Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God.
12And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?
That is another subject altogether.See, even the Bible speaks of tongues. Also, I recall that Catholics, which you also call a cult, believes in the same Holy Trinity that you do. Why are they a cult, then, if they believe what you do?
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