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  • #46
    Re: Health

    I don't agree with the rape thing... What if you are kidnapped and taken into the forest or something, you could scream as loud as you want and the general population could not hear you. If the person hated it, would you stone them? I can't imagine so, you would stone the rapist would you not?

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    • #47
      Re: Health

      Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
      I don't agree with the rape thing... What if you are kidnapped and taken into the forest or something, you could scream as loud as you want and the general population could not hear you. If the person hated it, would you stone them? I can't imagine so, you would stone the rapist would you not?
      No, I would demand that the rapist marry his "victim" and pay her father fifty shekels, in accordance with God's law.

      Deuteronomy 22:28-29

      28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

      29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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      • #48
        Re: Health

        Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
        You talk of pillars, do pillars not also hold up spherical objects or even perhaps a globe? Or are you too narrow-minded to realize that pillars can be used for multiple things?

        The bible NEVER tells us when the earth was truly created, aside from a genealogy that is questionable as it brings up the question of 'did they have children through incest?' A person 300 years ago just up and decided that 4004 BC was when the earth was created. That is NOT in the bible, but you all seem to take it so literally that it could make you commit suicide.
        Can I get an opinion on this.

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        • #49
          Re: Health

          Scientific studies (often of dubious value when attempting to prove biblical facts) have come to a conclusion on Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

          It is identical to Stereopodigism. That is when the iron in your blood turns to lead and you do not want to get off your ass. I kindly suggest you seek out a doctor who knows about Stereopodisim, they are hard to find but they are out there.

          Hellbilly

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          • #50
            Re: Health

            Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
            Can I get an opinion on this.
            It's utter nonsense.

            But it's ok, boy. Go the way of science. After all, you've seen those pretty photos "of earth" from NASA and believe them over the Bible when you've already answered your own argument from Matthew 4. If Jesus were taken up on a high mountain and shown "all the kingdoms" of the earth, the earth had to be flat.

            So which is it going to be? Satan and a round earth or God and a flat earth?

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            • #51
              Re: Health

              Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
              Coeliac disease, allergies, migraines, unable to absorb certain B vitamins from food and postural hypotension. And chronic fatigue is a diagnosis of un-diagnosis, meaning they don't know why your the way you are, but you are that way. That's how it was explained to me at least.
              So you're a fag, right? That's all that's wrong with you.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #52
                Re: Health

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                So you're a fag, right? That's all that's wrong with you.

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                • #53
                  Re: Health

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                  It's utter nonsense.

                  But it's ok, boy. Go the way of science. After all, you've seen those pretty photos "of earth" from NASA and believe them over the Bible when you've already answered your own argument from Matthew 4. If Jesus were taken up on a high mountain and shown "all the kingdoms" of the earth, the earth had to be flat.

                  So which is it going to be? Satan and a round earth or God and a flat earth?
                  What kingdoms would have made up the earth at that period of time? Tell me how far the kingdoms were apart, and did it include America? Look up a history book and TELL ME what kingdoms would Jesus have seen, and then I will leave. Use the bible, I mean it has all of the promised land in it. Maybe that is what Jesus was shown. It isn't hard, History backs up everything in the middle-east during that time.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Health

                    What part of "all the kingdoms" don't you understand? If a kingdom existed, Jesus saw it.
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                    • #55
                      Re: Health

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      What part of "all the kingdoms" don't you understand? If a kingdom existed, Jesus saw it.
                      But despite professing to follow scientific method in actual fact he's doing what all secularists do. He's approaching the evidence with a preconceived idea then discarding anything he sees that contradicts what he already believes to be true. Either that or creatively re-interpreting what's there if someone won't let him bury it because they've seen it too.

                      We know God exists. The Bible backs that up and explains everything so even a child can understand. If silly measurements made by scientists contradict that then it just shows how imperfect we are at fathoming God's works. Why must they twist reality and follow a conspiracy of lies? It's so hateful.
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                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                      • #56
                        Re: Health

                        Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
                        What kingdoms would have made up the earth at that period of time? Tell me how far the kingdoms were apart, and did it include America?
                        The Bible clearly says all the kingdoms of the earth, so yes.

                        Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
                        Look up a history book and TELL ME what kingdoms would Jesus have seen, and then I will leave.
                        Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

                        Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
                        Use the bible, I mean it has all of the promised land in it. Maybe that is what Jesus was shown. It isn't hard, History backs up everything in the middle-east during that time.
                        All the promised land is

                        Genesis 15:18 In the same day the LORD made a covenant with Abram, saying, Unto thy seed have I given this land, from the river of Egypt unto the great river, the river Euphrates:


                        That is all the territory from Iran to the Nile in Egypt.



                        I don't understand what you mean by Satan could have been showing Jesus the Promised Land. The Bible says the entire world.
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                        • #57
                          Re: Health

                          Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
                          What kingdoms would have made up the earth at that period of time? Tell me how far the kingdoms were apart, and did it include America? Look up a history book and TELL ME what kingdoms would Jesus have seen, and then I will leave. Use the bible, I mean it has all of the promised land in it. Maybe that is what Jesus was shown.
                          Fag, all means all. The inspired writer wanted to convey that Jesus was tempted by seeing kingdoms he didn't have, but the PROMISED LAND was of GOD! He had that! That wouldn't have been much of a temptation, now, would it?

                          I think Zeke's right. You're a coffee mug-holding fag who comes into the office with a limp wrist who sniffles and hum-drums around the water cooler with liberal views on the Bible without ever accepting it for truth or being willing to throw off the tirade of nonsense resting in your conflicted, homer brain. Hell awaits fags.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Health

                            Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
                            Hi all.

                            snip and hello !

                            I'm posting here to ask what your thoughts are on ailments, and if you have a previous thread on it could you link it to me? Thank you.
                            Lemme tell you sumpthin bout what ailed ole Cleevon. He be havin the worst gas pains and stinks comin out of his behind end.
                            The good folks here at the Landover had to make a whole new outside prayer and praisin section way BEHIND the colored section and Lawd knows thats bout a half mile from the church to begin wif....the smell an noise was THAT bad.
                            What was you askin agin? It was bout flatuations weren't it?
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                            • #59
                              Re: Health

                              Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
                              The bible NEVER tells us when the earth was truly created, aside from a genealogy that is questionable as it brings up the question of 'did they have children through incest?' A person 300 years ago just up and decided that 4004 BC was when the earth was created. That is NOT in the bible, but you all seem to take it so literally that it could make you commit suicide.
                              I am not a True Scientist™ and this question has never been of great value for me personaly, but if Earth is 6000 or 7000 or even 8000 years old.
                              What difference does it make?

                              The Evilutionists talks about billions of years.
                              "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                              John 8:32

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                              • #60
                                Re: Health

                                Originally posted by Cquhwipp View Post
                                questionable
                                Are you saying the genealogies are somehow corrupted? The Bible puts it like this:

                                Psalm 119:140 Thy word is very pure: therefore thy seruant loueth it.
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                                You seem to be saying something different.

                                As far as pillars are concerned of course they might hold up any shaped object, square, round, egg-shaped, okapi shaped, tetrahedron


                                I suppose you could list every shape earth's pillars are not holding up but it would be a long list so we usually just say they're holding up the earth. There are also pillars of heaven and in this example God advises us that beams are incorporated into the structure.

                                PSALM 104
                                1 Blesse the Lord, O my soule, O Lord my God, thou art very great: thou art clothed with honour and maiestie.
                                2 Who couerest thy selfe with light, as with a garment: who stretchest out the heauens like a curtaine.
                                3 Who layeth the beames of his chambers in the waters, who maketh the cloudes his charet: who walketh vpon the wings of the wind.
                                4 Who maketh his Angels spirits: his ministers a flaming fire.
                                5 Who laid the foundations of the earth: that it should not be remoued for euer.

                                ©1611

                                Getting back to your genealogies - they are a reliable dating system, provided the records are kept accurately which in this case they have been.

                                I CHRONICLES 5
                                17 All these were reckoned by genealogies in the dayes of Iotham king of Iudah, and in the dayes of Zeroboam king of Israel.
                                18 The sonnes of Reuben, and the Gadites, and halfe the tribe of Manasseh, of valiant men, men able to beare buckler and sword, and to shoote with bow, and skilfull in warre, were foure and fourtie thousand, seuen hundred and threescore, that went out to the warre.
                                19 And they made warre with the Hagarites, with Ietur, and Nephish, and Nodab.
                                20 And they were helped against them, and the Hagarites were deliuered into their hand, and all that were with them: for they cried to God in the battell, and he was intreated of them, because they put their trust in him.
                                21 And they tooke away their cattell: of their camels fiftie thousand, and of sheepe two hundred and fiftie thousand, and of asses two thousand, and of men an hundred thousand.

                                22a For there fell downe many slaine, because the warre was of God.
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                                But that is all they are. They are not "magic" or anything and God is clear that it's wrong to obsess over them:

                                TITUS 3:9 But auoyd foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and striuings about the lawe; for they are vnprofitable and vaine.
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                                You could work it out the other way, by adding up the days of their lives starting with Genesis 5:5 and working forward. The answer would be the same.

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