X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    Jesus is not who you think he is

    Jesus was a filthy homosexual who regularly had anal sex with many of his disciples.

    Jesus as an openly gay man | Michael Ruse
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/apr/04/jesus-gay-man-codices
    The question: What if the newly found codices provided evidence of Jesus's same-sex activity? Michael Ruse imagines the implications


    Also, the reason Jesus was nailed to a cross was because he requested it, as a part of his sexual fetish for crosses. However, the forgot to release Jesus off the cross, which led to his death. Served him right, the ass-loving fornicator.

    Also, he lied about being the son of God.
    Praise Jebus!
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

    Your preoccupation with anal sex is quite revealing. Is there anything you want to tell us?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device
    sigpic

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

      P.S. Oh snap! I just realized: were you trying to shock us? If so, I'm truly sorry for ruining your "tried and true" approach.


      Posted via Mobile Device
      sigpic

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

        Originally posted by Humanbug View Post
        Jesus was a filthy homosexual who regularly had anal sex with many of his disciples.

        Jesus as an openly gay man | Michael Ruse
        http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/apr/04/jesus-gay-man-codices
        The question: What if the newly found codices provided evidence of Jesus's same-sex activity? Michael Ruse imagines the implications


        Also, the reason Jesus was nailed to a cross was because he requested it, as a part of his sexual fetish for crosses. However, the forgot to release Jesus off the cross, which led to his death. Served him right, the ass-loving fornicator.

        Also, he lied about being the son of God.


        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

          Little girl, do you think this website is an open invitation for people to come and tell outrageous lies about Jesus Christ The Savior?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

            Originally posted by Humanbug View Post
            Jesus was a filthy homosexual...

            ...which led to his death. Served him right, the ass-loving fornicator...
            Yay, another so-called "enlightened human being" exposes themself as just another H8er.

            The True Christians(tm) here at least have the Bible to justify their hatred of homosexuality. You, on the other hand, have reasoned, based on your own ignorance and fear, that fags are "filthy" and should die.

            F4ck you.

            Comment

            • #7
              Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

              Izzum ickle boy trynna shock em grownups?

              Ooza ickle scamp. No sweeties for oo!
              sigpic
              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

                My dear you are indeed one of the less evolved ones I have seen come across this place.

                Originally posted by Humanbug View Post
                Ridiculous conjecture deleted for brevity,
                sigpic
                “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: Jesus is not who you think he is

                  Originally posted by Humanbug View Post
                  Jesus was a filthy homosexual who regularly had anal sex with many of his disciples.

                  Jesus as an openly gay man | Michael Ruse
                  http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/apr/04/jesus-gay-man-codices
                  The question: What if the newly found codices provided evidence of Jesus's same-sex activity? Michael Ruse imagines the implications


                  Also, the reason Jesus was nailed to a cross was because he requested it, as a part of his sexual fetish for crosses. However, the forgot to release Jesus off the cross, which led to his death. Served him right, the ass-loving fornicator.

                  Also, he lied about being the son of God.
                  I would ask you to keep up with the news. Note that the date of the newspaper was April 2nd... one day after which date? Lead codices are fake or here: http://coastconfan.blogspot.com/2011...d-codices.html

                  Do you seriously think that any part of Jesus's history would be faked? Why would anyone do that?

                  Sir, you are a cretin.
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

                  Comment

                  Previous template Next
                  Working...
                  X