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  • raydanic
    Unsaved trash, rabid fool
    • Nov 2011
    • 15

    #1

    Raydanic

    I'm Raydanic and I'm a server of God for 20 years now. Nice to meet you everyone! I'm a Christian and I'm here to join your talks about anything about being a server and to share my opinions.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Raydanic

    Originally posted by raydanic View Post
    I'm Raydanic and I'm a server of God for 20 years now. Nice to meet you everyone! I'm a Christian and I'm here to join your talks about anything about being a server and to share my opinions.
    Are you an Apache server? Windows NT?
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: Raydanic

      Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Little Donkey
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 498

        #4
        Re: Raydanic

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Are you an Apache server? Windows NT?
        Haha, good one! But with a name like Radanic he's probably not an injun, more like an Albanian or a theiving gypsy jew and more used to serving time.

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        • Humongous
          Ms. Sham Wow 2011
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 263

          #5
          Re: Raydanic

          well, greetins Rayd Danic. welocme to these here Godly forums. You got any association with them good folks what make the bug spray rayd? daddy (RIP) used to buy them spray bottles by the crate full on account of the earwig infestation in the trailer? he wasn't never too deligent about sprayin them pesky bugs though, he would just go out to the shed and huff a bunch of them cans and cry. shoot! id probably be cryin too, that rayd smelled worse than the dickens!

          yours in Christ,
          Lori Humongous
          Genesis 1:24
          And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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          • Eternal Flame
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2011
            • 68

            #6
            Re: Raydanic

            Originally posted by raydanic View Post
            I'm Raydanic and I'm a server of God for 20 years now. Nice to meet you everyone! I'm a Christian and I'm here to join your talks about anything about being a server and to share my opinions.
            Which church do you attend? And what's your favorite bible verse?

            It always gives a clear picture of the poster when these are known.
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            Deuteronomy 31:6
            Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Raydanic

              Originally posted by raydanic View Post
              I'm Raydanic and I'm a server of God for 20 years now. Nice to meet you everyone! I'm a Christian and I'm here to join your talks about anything about being a server and to share my opinions.
              Hi, gaypanic! What restaurant do you work at? You call yourself a "server" rather than a "barista" so I assume it's not a coffee shop.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22885

                #8
                Re: Raydanic

                I think his server's gone down.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Raydanic

                  Perhaps those rascallion Anonymous kidz hacked him?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Raydanic

                    Originally posted by raydanic View Post
                    I'm Raydanic and I'm a server of God for 20 years now. Nice to meet you everyone! I'm a Christian and I'm here to join your talks about anything about being a server and to share my opinions.
                    What should we call you then?

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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