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  • JennaFutbol
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    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2011
    • 7

    #1

    I want to know more

    My name is Jennifer, and my account name is JennaFutbol, because I used to live in England, although only for a couple years before moving here. In the Queens English, football is the american soccer. How Americans adopted the term for their American football I have no idea... feet are rarely used at all... But yes I do play football (British... ill call it futbol for clarification), of course only with family and very close friends of mine. Mostly though, the name is because I could not do just Jenna, and Jennifer is too formal.

    I am a Christian, but do not belong to any church specifically. I travel a lot with my boyfriend, as he works in advertising. I go with him to all his sales pitches, his meetings, etc. He has not done anything big, but we are hoping and praying that he will catch a big break.

    I am still a virgin, and intend to keep it that way. My boyfriend, luckily, has not tried anything and I do not believe that he will. He is very romantic, but keeps our relationship spiritual. And, since I'm with him all the time i know he is not cheating on me. And, of course, he will not. He is a very loving, caring person.

    So, onto the topic. I want to know more about what you people believe about Christ, religion, the Bible, etc. I believe this: God created the Heavens and the Earth, and guided his chosen people, the Jews, for centuries. Their priests grew lazy, and were devout on the outside only. The Jews strayed from Gods holy plan, and the world itself was in turmoil. So, God sent his only son, our Lord, Jesus Christ, to die for our sins. To me, this is the most beautiful thing. John 3:16. I am sure you all know that verse.

    My boyfriend, who's name, by the way, is Mike, believes pretty much the same thing, but he prefers to focus more on some things in the Old Testament, such as the numerous laws, whereas I tend to focus more on Jesus. Together, we can practically recite the Bible Well, not really, but we can tell you much of its content.

    I myself read mostly the Gospels, as they are the story of Jesus.

    What do you guys think of our beliefs? And what are yours?

    -Jenna
    Mark 12:30-31 30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. 31 And the second is like, namely this, oThou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: I want to know more

    Hello and welcome, m'aam. You live with your boyfriend and you two are not married or fornicating?

    What are you waiting for? You two should have a few soldiers for Christ by now.
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • JennaFutbol
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      Under Investigation
      • Dec 2011
      • 7

      #3
      Re: I want to know more

      Well, we dont really have a place to settle down and raise a family. As soon as we have a house and enough money we will be married immediately. I would not say we are living together so much, I mean we dont really live anywhere. We normally stay in hotel rooms or family members houses. But that is why we are waiting for his break, because he is very good at what he does but his boss takes credit for it. The last person who spoke out against that got fired for lying... even though he wasnt. So about my questions, what exactly do the people here believe?
      Mark 12:30-31 30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. 31 And the second is like, namely this, oThou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: I want to know more

        How can anyone have joined this site and not know what we believe?
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        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: I want to know more

          Originally posted by JennaFutbol View Post
          How Americans adopted the term for their American football I have no idea... feet are rarely used at all...
          Well, young lady, you have a great deal to learn about Godly American Football™.

          I present photographic evidence showing how our players use their feet most effectively.



          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: I want to know more

            Originally posted by JennaFutbol View Post
            what exactly do the people here believe?
            Every TRUE Christian(tm) believes every word of the King Jame Bible, without caveat or exception.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Voll_EQ
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2011
              • 152

              #7
              Re: I want to know more

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Every TRUE Christian™ believes every word of the King Jame Bible, without caveat or exception.
              Hmmm theres others bibles? Wierd, they must be like makeing a movie to cartoon, 100% bliberish

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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: I want to know more

                Originally posted by Voll_EQ View Post
                Hmmm theres others bibles? Wierd, they must be like makeing a movie to cartoon, 100% bliberish

                No offense, but please allow me to translate your rather poor American so the Brothers and Sisters can properly understand your feeble attempt to add something worthwhile to this thread.

                "Hmm, there are other bibles? Weird, (some idiotic words), one hundred percent (some other word) (and then some kike symbol)."



                Although I am happy to do this to make your gibberish understandable to my fellow True Christians™, please don't think I'm going to become your pen-pal or anything.

                And don't even think about taking long warm showers together.


                .
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • Voll_EQ
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 152

                  #9
                  Re: I want to know more

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post



                  Although I am happy to do this to make your gibberish understandable to my fellow True Christians™, please don't think I'm going to become your pen-pal or anything.



                  .
                  I am verry happy that you will translate my gibberish language. I am not expecting to become your pen-pal (even i dont mind more firends).

                  The fact that you will spend time on translateing, shows me that what i say might not be as stupid as it sounds, i will try to be become better at spelling.

                  Thank you for your time

                  PS. I wouldent go into the shower with other people, first of all, i dont flash my private parts, 2nd of all i alwayes shower in cold water, as i do need to wash the privates parts, i dont take any chances there.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: I want to know more

                    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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