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  • #31
    Re: Super-Christy Newbie

    Originally posted by PurityRing View Post
    Jesus was willing to commit what the Pharisees viewed as a sin in order to save a lost man. My work with pillow-biters is a similar type of ministry, and I was able to witness to the lost without compromising my purity. 1 Corinthians 6:12 tells us that all things are lawful for a Christian, and we must use our discernment. My youth minister (a Godly man, if ever there was one) told me that it was, in fact, a Christian act to minister to him in this way.
    Your "Godly" youth minister was a homosexual?

    Your house of lies is falling to pieces, whore. A man cannot be Godly and homosexual.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #32
      Re: Super-Christy Newbie

      Originally posted by PurityRing View Post
      ...1 Corinthians 6:12 tells us that all things are lawful for a Christian...
      That was written by Paul. When he says "me", he's talking about himself, not "every sodomite who can Google words in the Bible".

      Your interpretation directly contradicts Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

      I also find it curious that you show such fondness for 1 Corinthians 6:9-12, but have obviously never read the VERY NEXT VERSE:

      1 Corinthians 6:13 "Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body."

      True Christianity(tm): You're doing it wrong.

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      • #33
        Re: Super-Christy Newbie

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Your "Godly" youth minister was a homosexual?

        Your house of lies is falling to pieces, whore. A man cannot be Godly and homosexual.

        My youth minister confided in me that the Father of Lies was tempting him, and he asked me, as his sister in Christ, to help him. He was most certainly not a homosexual! God was able to use me to restore him.
        Stop, drop and roll does not work in Hell.

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        • #34
          Re: Super-Christy Newbie

          Originally posted by PurityRing View Post
          My youth minister confided in me that the Father of Lies was tempting him, and he asked me, as his sister in Christ, to help him. He was most certainly not a homosexual! God was able to use me to restore him.
          I do believe you could bottle your stories and sell them:



          I wonder why it is the God-mocker "DiddleUs Much" knows God's Word better than you? And why you can't refute what he has to say?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #35
            Re: Super-Christy Newbie

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            True Christianity™: You're doing it wrong.
            As if a Godless idiot would know how to practice Christianity.

            I am not a whore. I am a pure, Godly woman, and you will feel very stupid for calling me that when my earthly father posts the bloody sheet pics on his Facebook page the day after my future husband and I consummate our marriage.
            Stop, drop and roll does not work in Hell.

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            • #36
              Re: Super-Christy Newbie

              Originally posted by PurityRing View Post
              As if a Godless idiot would know how to practice Christianity.

              I am not a whore. I am a pure, Godly woman, and you will feel very stupid for calling me that when my earthly father posts the bloody sheet pics on his Facebook page the day after my future husband and I consummate our marriage.
              It's the whatwhat in yer buttbutt (or your mouth) that the Bible (you really should read the whole thing sometime) says will send you to Hell. God won't care about your cherry now.

              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #37
                Re: Super-Christy Newbie

                Originally posted by PurityRing View Post
                As if a Godless idiot would know how to practice Christianity.

                I am not a whore. I am a pure, Godly woman, and you will feel very stupid for calling me that when my earthly father posts the bloody sheet pics on his Facebook page the day after my future husband and I consummate our marriage.
                So, let me see – probably the next thing you will tell us is that you are preventing the spilling of seed.

                We've seen this all before and it gets rather boring after awhile – much less not at all amusing. It's better that you drop it all and just come to Jesus.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #38
                  Re: Super-Christy Newbie

                  Originally posted by PurityRing View Post
                  I have only done oral and anal.
                  You've only done WHAT!!??
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: Super-Christy Newbie

                    Is it just me or have we seen this self same troll before?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Super-Christy Newbie

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      ... It's better that you drop it all and just come to Jesus.
                      I have accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior and was baptized.
                      Stop, drop and roll does not work in Hell.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Super-Christy Newbie

                        Originally posted by PurityRing View Post
                        Hello all! I'm so glad to have found these forums. About me:

                        I'm a totally pure virgin living for Christ (i.e. I have only done oral and anal) hoping to find a Godly man to submit to. My hobbies include taking communion, listening to Christian podcasts and picketing abortion clinics. Every October I volunteer at a Hell House and on Easter I nail myself to a cross.

                        My only concern is that I am not Baptist. I attend the Church of Christ (Restoration Movement), because, frankly - and I intend no offense - I find Southern Baptist worship to be far too liberal for my taste. However, I promise to keep an open mind, even though I suspect that some of you might end up in the smoking section.

                        This is all very disturbing, and I'm surprised you haven't been banned already. God must really want you to be here with us. What can you tell us about the last time you got nailed? To a cross, I mean.
                        WARNING:
                        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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