[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

I don't think he's fit to be a husband. Are you sure you're not a lesbian?

Of course I'm sure. And that's your opinion.

Well, if you were male allowing you to use the internet unsupervised might be a bit more understandable.

How so? The internet is harmless, if you have any common sense.

Please elaborate. I'm not quite sure I understand.

Neither do I, really. Canada isn't Russia, and it isn't a soviet country.

But surely, as a Christian, you must recognise that God gave us gender roles for a reason?

Yes, I do recognize the roles everyone plays, but I don't discriminate by gender.

You don't need a nudge, you need a divine kick up the backside!

If that was true, I'd have got one

The same way that keeping kosher, celebrating Chanukkah, being a communist, and enjoying the films of Woody Allen, the novels of Philip Roth, and the televised output of Larry David is connected with being a Jew.

So anything that is remotely connected with Judaism is Jewish?

You're a shocking case study. We could use you to film a series of adverts illustrating the dangers of not beating children.

That would get you arrested.

[SUV]

Re: Well, hi!!

I've said before that my husband is away

Please desist from flinging yourself at our Godly Pastors and Brothers. They are all Married, you Know, but like all other Men have only feet of clay

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Well, hi!!

Of course I'm sure. And that's your opinion.

Are you correcting Brother Temperance?

1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

How so? The internet is harmless, if you have any common sense.

Like booze is harmless. Like kinky sex with strangers in dark alleys is harmless.

Neither do I, really. Canada isn't Russia, and it isn't a soviet country.

You've already proven yourself to be rather forward (an unattractive quality in a lady), but might I gently suggest you listen and learn from the good, God-fearing men here at Landover Baptist Church? You can learn something from them if you refrain from thinking you're equal on any level. That's just foolishness to think women and men are the same.

Yes, I do recognize the roles everyone plays, but I don't discriminate by gender.

And you know better than God the Creator what purpose each gender fulfills?

Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

Again you mock God Almighty by saying you know better than He what to teach your daughter and what to do yourself.

If that was true, I'd have got one

You already have one daughter. Are you sure your sons aren't fags?

So anything that is remotely connected with Judaism is Jewish?

Is this a joke?

That would get you arrested.

The separation of Church and State, dear, means that the church can put out a video preaching the true gospel in all its divine glory and the state can't do anything about it. If Brother Temperance here were to focus on say, the Godly raising of children, he would have ever so much to work with:

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21


He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

Exodus 21:15


He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.

Exodus 21:17


The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

Proverbs 30:17


And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.

Genesis 22:2,10


The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.

Exodus 12:29-30


And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

2 Kings 2:23-24


And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

Leviticus 26:29


And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters.

Deuteronomy 28:53


And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend.

Jeremiah 19:9


Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Psalm 137:9

Happy indeed! See, we True Christians here at Landover Baptist Church want to spare our children the eternal fires of Hell so if that means a little discomfort here or there, then so be it. If one child must be removed, like a cancer, then the others will be spared. It's all in love, dear, all in love and I pray you will understand this true love of Christ and get right with God and leave your computer, pick up your mop and wooden spoon, and tend to your floors and your children as is God's will for you.

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

Please desist from flinging yourself at our Godly Pastors and Brothers. They are all Married, you Know, but like all other Men have only feet of clay

How am I flinging myself at them??? Did you read the full post even?

Are you correcting Brother Temperance?

1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

No, I'm simply stating that it's his opinion.

Like booze is harmless. Like kinky sex with strangers in dark alleys is harmless.

Booze is harmless, if in small quantities

You've already proven yourself to be rather forward (an unattractive quality in a lady), but might I gently suggest you listen and learn from the good, God-fearing men here at Landover Baptist Church? You can learn something from them if you refrain from thinking you're equal on any level. That's just foolishness to think women and men are the same.

There's nothing wrong with speaking my mind, and we are equal.

And you know better than God the Creator what purpose each gender fulfills?

Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

Again you mock God Almighty by saying you know better than He what to teach your daughter and what to do yourself.

No, I didn't say I know better than him.

You already have one daughter. Are you sure your sons aren't fags?

There is nothing wrong with having a daughter!! And yes, I'm sure. Even if they were, I wouldn't hate them for it.

Is this a joke?

Not at all.

The separation of Church and State, dear, means that the church can put out a video preaching the true gospel in all its divine glory and the state can't do anything about it. If Brother Temperance here were to focus on say, the Godly raising of children, he would have ever so much to work with:

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21


He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

Exodus 21:15


He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.

Exodus 21:17


The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

Proverbs 30:17


And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.

Genesis 22:2,10


The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.

Exodus 12:29-30


And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

2 Kings 2:23-24


And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

Leviticus 26:29


And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters.

Deuteronomy 28:53


And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend.

Jeremiah 19:9


Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Psalm 137:9

Happy indeed! See, we True Christians here at Landover Baptist Church want to spare our children the eternal fires of Hell so if that means a little discomfort here or there, then so be it. If one child must be removed, like a cancer, then the others will be spared. It's all in love, dear, all in love and I pray you will understand this true love of Christ and get right with God and leave your computer, pick up your mop and wooden spoon, and tend to your floors and your children as is God's will for you.

Maybe, but it sure would alienate people. Domestic abuse is not right.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Well, hi!!

No, that isn't it And my father never beat me.

Yeah, that figures. Explains why you think a single True Christian man will be interested in your opinion for starters. Secondly it explains why you think it's OK to be here embarrassing your husband while he is away.

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

Yeah, that figures. Explains why you think a single True Christian man will be interested in your opinion for starters. Secondly it explains why you think it's OK to be here embarrassing your husband while he is away.

How am I embarrassing my husband?

[Ynot1968]

Re: Well, hi!!

Welcome to the one true hell Mistress.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Well, hi!!

How am I embarrassing my husband?

By trying to act like a man. That makes him a homo and even though he is a joo, he might just recognize the shame you bring him.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Well, hi!!

How am I embarrassing my husband?

I don't know. How could you? He's away working to provide for you and all you can do is come in here saying things above your station. It's a disgrace!

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

I give up. Everyone here is crazy.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Well, hi!!

I give up. Everyone here is crazy.

I did not know you were an eskimoe. Now I understand your strange customs.I do not know how you people can stand going all winter with no Sun light, though it does explain your posts.

[Ynot1968]

Re: Well, hi!!

Crazy is an understatement Mistress.

[SUV]

Re: Well, hi!!

WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT THAT TIME I SHOWERED WITH JESUS? CAN'T WE EVER LET ANYTHING DIE?

[Ynot1968]

Re: Well, hi!!

Ummmmm James, you're a retard, she's from Canada not Upper Alaska or Antarctic where they would have those conditions of either 24 hours of light or dark depending on the time of year. Instead of opening your bible, maybe try a friggen map or geography book!!!

[Ynot1968]

Re: Well, hi!!

SUV you have a really pretty mouth!!!