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  • #46
    Re: Well, hi!!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I don't think he's fit to be a husband. Are you sure you're not a lesbian?
    Of course I'm sure. And that's your opinion.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Well, if you were male allowing you to use the internet unsupervised might be a bit more understandable.
    How so? The internet is harmless, if you have any common sense.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Please elaborate. I'm not quite sure I understand.
    Neither do I, really. Canada isn't Russia, and it isn't a soviet country.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    But surely, as a Christian, you must recognise that God gave us gender roles for a reason?
    Yes, I do recognize the roles everyone plays, but I don't discriminate by gender.


    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You don't need a nudge, you need a divine kick up the backside!
    If that was true, I'd have got one


    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    The same way that keeping kosher, celebrating Chanukkah, being a communist, and enjoying the films of Woody Allen, the novels of Philip Roth, and the televised output of Larry David is connected with being a Jew.
    So anything that is remotely connected with Judaism is Jewish?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You're a shocking case study. We could use you to film a series of adverts illustrating the dangers of not beating children.
    That would get you arrested.

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    • #47
      Re: Well, hi!!

      Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
      I've said before that my husband is away
      Please desist from flinging yourself at our Godly Pastors and Brothers. They are all Married, you Know, but like all other Men have only feet of clay

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      • #48
        Re: Well, hi!!

        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
        Of course I'm sure. And that's your opinion.
        Are you correcting Brother Temperance?

        1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
        How so? The internet is harmless, if you have any common sense.
        Like booze is harmless. Like kinky sex with strangers in dark alleys is harmless.

        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
        Neither do I, really. Canada isn't Russia, and it isn't a soviet country.
        You've already proven yourself to be rather forward (an unattractive quality in a lady), but might I gently suggest you listen and learn from the good, God-fearing men here at Landover Baptist Church? You can learn something from them if you refrain from thinking you're equal on any level. That's just foolishness to think women and men are the same.

        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
        Yes, I do recognize the roles everyone plays, but I don't discriminate by gender.
        And you know better than God the Creator what purpose each gender fulfills?

        Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

        Again you mock God Almighty by saying you know better than He what to teach your daughter and what to do yourself.

        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
        If that was true, I'd have got one
        You already have one daughter. Are you sure your sons aren't fags?

        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
        So anything that is remotely connected with Judaism is Jewish?
        Is this a joke?

        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
        That would get you arrested.
        The separation of Church and State, dear, means that the church can put out a video preaching the true gospel in all its divine glory and the state can't do anything about it. If Brother Temperance here were to focus on say, the Godly raising of children, he would have ever so much to work with:


        If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

        Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

        And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

        And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

        Deuteronomy 21:18-21


        He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

        Exodus 21:15


        He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.

        Exodus 21:17


        The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

        Proverbs 30:17


        And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.

        Genesis 22:2,10


        The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.

        Exodus 12:29-30


        And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

        2 Kings 2:23-24


        And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

        Leviticus 26:29


        And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters.

        Deuteronomy 28:53


        And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend.

        Jeremiah 19:9


        Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

        Psalm 137:9



        Happy indeed! See, we True Christians here at Landover Baptist Church want to spare our children the eternal fires of Hell so if that means a little discomfort here or there, then so be it. If one child must be removed, like a cancer, then the others will be spared. It's all in love, dear, all in love and I pray you will understand this true love of Christ and get right with God and leave your computer, pick up your mop and wooden spoon, and tend to your floors and your children as is God's will for you.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #49
          Re: Well, hi!!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Please desist from flinging yourself at our Godly Pastors and Brothers. They are all Married, you Know, but like all other Men have only feet of clay
          How am I flinging myself at them??? Did you read the full post even?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Are you correcting Brother Temperance?

          1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
          No, I'm simply stating that it's his opinion.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Like booze is harmless. Like kinky sex with strangers in dark alleys is harmless.
          Booze is harmless, if in small quantities

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          You've already proven yourself to be rather forward (an unattractive quality in a lady), but might I gently suggest you listen and learn from the good, God-fearing men here at Landover Baptist Church? You can learn something from them if you refrain from thinking you're equal on any level. That's just foolishness to think women and men are the same.
          There's nothing wrong with speaking my mind, and we are equal.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          And you know better than God the Creator what purpose each gender fulfills?

          Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

          Again you mock God Almighty by saying you know better than He what to teach your daughter and what to do yourself.
          No, I didn't say I know better than him.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          You already have one daughter. Are you sure your sons aren't fags?
          There is nothing wrong with having a daughter!! And yes, I'm sure. Even if they were, I wouldn't hate them for it.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Is this a joke?
          Not at all.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          The separation of Church and State, dear, means that the church can put out a video preaching the true gospel in all its divine glory and the state can't do anything about it. If Brother Temperance here were to focus on say, the Godly raising of children, he would have ever so much to work with:


          If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

          Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

          And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

          And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

          Deuteronomy 21:18-21


          He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

          Exodus 21:15


          He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.

          Exodus 21:17


          The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

          Proverbs 30:17


          And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son.

          Genesis 22:2,10


          The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.

          Exodus 12:29-30


          And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

          2 Kings 2:23-24


          And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

          Leviticus 26:29


          And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters.

          Deuteronomy 28:53


          And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend.

          Jeremiah 19:9


          Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

          Psalm 137:9



          Happy indeed! See, we True Christians here at Landover Baptist Church want to spare our children the eternal fires of Hell so if that means a little discomfort here or there, then so be it. If one child must be removed, like a cancer, then the others will be spared. It's all in love, dear, all in love and I pray you will understand this true love of Christ and get right with God and leave your computer, pick up your mop and wooden spoon, and tend to your floors and your children as is God's will for you.
          Maybe, but it sure would alienate people. Domestic abuse is not right.

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          • #50
            Re: Well, hi!!

            Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
            No, that isn't it And my father never beat me.
            Yeah, that figures. Explains why you think a single True Christian man will be interested in your opinion for starters. Secondly it explains why you think it's OK to be here embarrassing your husband while he is away.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #51
              Re: Well, hi!!

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Yeah, that figures. Explains why you think a single True Christian man will be interested in your opinion for starters. Secondly it explains why you think it's OK to be here embarrassing your husband while he is away.
              How am I embarrassing my husband?

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              • #52
                Re: Well, hi!!

                Welcome to the one true hell Mistress.

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                • #53
                  Re: Well, hi!!

                  Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
                  How am I embarrassing my husband?
                  By trying to act like a man. That makes him a homo and even though he is a joo, he might just recognize the shame you bring him.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Well, hi!!

                    Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
                    How am I embarrassing my husband?
                    I don't know. How could you? He's away working to provide for you and all you can do is come in here saying things above your station. It's a disgrace!
                    sigpic
                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Well, hi!!

                      I give up. Everyone here is crazy.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Well, hi!!

                        Originally posted by Ice Mistress View Post
                        I give up. Everyone here is crazy.
                        I did not know you were an eskimoe. Now I understand your strange customs.I do not know how you people can stand going all winter with no Sun light, though it does explain your posts.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #57
                          Re: Well, hi!!

                          Crazy is an understatement Mistress.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Well, hi!!

                            WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT THAT TIME I SHOWERED WITH JESUS? CAN'T WE EVER LET ANYTHING DIE?

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                            • #59
                              Re: Well, hi!!

                              Ummmmm James, you're a retard, she's from Canada not Upper Alaska or Antarctic where they would have those conditions of either 24 hours of light or dark depending on the time of year. Instead of opening your bible, maybe try a friggen map or geography book!!!

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                              • #60
                                Re: Well, hi!!

                                SUV you have a really pretty mouth!!!

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