[James Hutchins]

Re: Well, hi!!

No where in there does it say that we're stupid.. And you didn't answer my question. Why is it shameful to birth a daughter?

I think you answered your own question. You should not let it bother you.

How about you make a nice pie for the men in your life and perhaps show that daughter how to clean things.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Well, hi!!

No where in there does it say that we're stupid.. And you didn't answer my question. Why is it shameful to birth a daughter?

A female is less than a man. You have disappointed your husband in giving him less than a son. If you feel no shame for that then you have clearly not read the Bible. Or you have rejected it. Which is it?

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

I think you answered your own question. You should not let it bother you.

How about you make a nice pie for the men in your life and perhaps show that daughter how to clean things.

I've said before that my husband is away, so making a pie would be pretty useless, don't you think? And I'd rather she studied. Homework is a hundred times more important.

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

A female is less than a man. You have disappointed your husband in giving him less than a son. If you feel no shame for that then you have clearly not read the Bible. Or you have rejected it. Which is it?

My husband is far from disappointed. He loves his daughter, in fact, I sometimes wonder if he prefers her over her brothers.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Well, hi!!

My husband is far from disappointed. He loves his daughter, in fact, I sometimes wonder if he prefers her over her brothers.

Uhuh. Have you considered installing a nanny cam?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Well, hi!!

I've said before that my husband is away, so making a pie would be pretty useless, don't you think? And I'd rather she studied. Homework is a hundred times more important.

Nothing makes a man happier then to come home to a slice of pie. Even a frigid one.

How is your daughter going to get a man to want her if she is incapable of cleaning a bathroom? What is education going to do for her other than enable her to read a recipe or avoid mixing bleach and ammonia?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Well, hi!!

I'm not allowed to do anything while he's away?

No-one said that. You're allowed to do housework, read the Bible, or do anything else he specifically permits you to.

There's something wrong with sitting at a computer without anyone supervising me? Wow.. I didn't know I was still 9.

Wait, are you male now?

What's wrong with assuming things?

Because it leads to prejudice. Here at Landover, we make sure to get all the facts before we come to a judgement.

How is living in Canada bad? It's nice and cold.

Just like Soviet Russia.

I've said before that my husband is away, so making a pie would be pretty useless, don't you think? And I'd rather she studied. Homework is a hundred times more important.

Are you trying to raise your daughter as a radical lesbian feminist?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Well, hi!!

No where in there does it say that we're stupid.. And you didn't answer my question. Why is it shameful to birth a daughter?

Since women are inferior to men, according to the wonderful scripture that brother James just quoted for you, it follows that God chooses to issue them when He is in a bad mood because of something you did wrong. I have fathered four daughters, and given them all up for adoption, as I am not prosperous enough to raise a bunch of clumsy girls. I had all four of them during years when I had been less productive than others. In each case, I interpreted them as a sign of disfavor and redoubled my efforts to do His Will. This reinvigorated spirit invariably led to the birth of a son. Then I would rest on my laurels and have another girl and so forth. It's not like I was sinning or anything, it's just that God uses daughters to nudge us in the right direction. Sons are the carrot; daughters are the stick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Well, hi!!

My husband doesn't slaughter seals... He's a lawyer.

So then he's a joo?

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[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

Uhuh. Have you considered installing a nanny cam?

Why would I want to do that?

Nothing makes a man happier then to come home to a slice of pie. Even a frigid one.

You're only referring to your self. Not all men are like you.

How is your daughter going to get a man to want her if she is incapable of cleaning a bathroom? What is education going to do for her other than enable her to read a recipe or avoid mixing bleach and ammonia?

What if she doesn't want to marry?

No-one said that. You're allowed to do housework, read the Bible, or do anything else he specifically permits you to.

And I've said that he allows me free use of the Internet.

Wait, are you male now?

What does that have to do with anything?

Because it leads to prejudice. Here at Landover, we make sure to get all the facts before we come to a judgement.

Well, I'm not prejudiced

Just like Soviet Russia.

Not really. Soviet Russia was a Soviet nation. Canada is not.

Are you trying to raise your daughter as a radical lesbian feminist?

I'm raising her as I think everyone should be raised.

Since women are inferior to men, according to the wonderful scripture that brother James just quoted for you, it follows that God chooses to issue them when He is in a bad mood because of something you did wrong. I have fathered four daughters, and given them all up for adoption, as I am not prosperous enough to raise a bunch of clumsy girls. I had all four of them during years when I had been less productive than others. In each case, I interpreted them as a sign of disfavor and redoubled my efforts to do His Will. This reinvigorated spirit invariably led to the birth of a son. Then I would rest on my laurels and have another girl and so forth. It's not like I was sinning or anything, it's just that God uses daughters to nudge us in the right direction. Sons are the carrot; daughters are the stick.

I don't need nudging in the right direction, and I'd never even think of giving her up for adoption.

So then he's a joo?

How is being a lawyer connected with being a Jew??

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Um... What are these for?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Well, hi!!

It's like watching a rudderless ship. Get your husband back in control of you as soon as possible. You're confusing your feelings with actual thoughts. This is common among women who have no strong man to tell them what they should have thought.

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

I could go on. God very specifically orders these things and your persistence in trying to fool your daughter that she has self-determination and indeed any right to thoughts or opinions of her own is pretty much mental cruelty.

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

It's like watching a rudderless ship. Get your husband back in control of you as soon as possible. You're confusing your feelings with actual thoughts. This is common among women who have no strong man to tell them what they should have thought.

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

I could go on. God very specifically orders these things and your persistence in trying to fool your daughter that she has self-determination and indeed any right to thoughts or opinions of her own is pretty much mental cruelty.

But she has all those things. It's no attempt to fool.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Well, hi!!

But she has all those things. It's no attempt to fool.

So you are right and God is wrong?

I bet your father didn't beat those silly feelings and urges out of you nearly enough.

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

So you are right and God is wrong?

I bet your father didn't beat those silly feelings and urges out of you nearly enough.

No, that isn't it And my father never beat me.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Well, hi!!

And I've said that he allows me free use of the Internet.

I don't think he's fit to be a husband. Are you sure you're not a lesbian?

What does that have to do with anything?

Well, if you were male allowing you to use the internet unsupervised might be a bit more understandable.

Not really. Soviet Russia was a Soviet nation. Canada is not.

Please elaborate. I'm not quite sure I understand.

I'm raising her as I think everyone should be raised.

But surely, as a Christian, you must recognise that God gave us gender roles for a reason?

I don't need nudging in the right direction.

You don't need a nudge, you need a divine kick up the backside!

How is being a lawyer connected with being a Jew??

The same way that keeping kosher, celebrating Chanukkah, being a communist, and enjoying the films of Woody Allen, the novels of Philip Roth, and the televised output of Larry David is connected with being a Jew.

And my father never beat me.

You're a shocking case study. We could use you to film a series of adverts illustrating the dangers of not beating children.