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  • Whore4satan
    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
    • Dec 2011
    • 162

    #211
    Re: How do I become a True Christian

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I cut and pasted it from your sex blog. I can post more if you like.






    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel



    LOL you mean a PARENTING ORGY WEBSITE where I was asking about POST-PARTUM issues for women after they give birth to their baby? You are weird man.... for real....very weird.

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    • Jedediah
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Fisher of Men
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 6824

      #212
      Re: How do I become a True Christian

      Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
      LOL you mean a PARENTING ORGY WEBSITE where I was asking about POST-PARTUM issues for women after they give birth to their baby? You are weird man.... for real....very weird.
      Is this the same website from where you were asking about whether it is safe to mix Xanax and Lortabs? Or is it the one where you ask about how to pass a hair follicle drug test after smoking marihuana, taking LDS, and smoking crystal meth?

      Does your bastard have webbed feet and/or an exoskeleton?
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • Whore4satan
        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
        • Dec 2011
        • 162

        #213
        Re: How do I become a True Christian

        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
        Is this the same website from where you were asking about whether it is safe to mix Xanax and Lortabs? Or is it the one where you ask about how to pass a hair follicle drug test after smoking marihuana, taking LDS, and smoking crystal meth?

        Does your bastard have webbed feet and/or an exoskeleton?


        Nope, he was born 9lbs VERY healthy baby. No health complications what so ever. I did not do drugs while pregnant nor did I smoke cigarettes. Keep digging guys..... this is all in my past.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #214
          Re: How do I become a True Christian

          Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
          Nope, he was born 9lbs VERY healthy baby. No health complications what so ever. I did not do drugs while pregnant nor did I smoke cigarettes. Keep digging guys..... this is all in my past.
          Riiiight...Just like being a whore is in your past, right?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jedediah
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Fisher of Men
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2010
            • 6824

            #215
            Re: How do I become a True Christian

            Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
            Nope, he was born 9lbs VERY healthy baby. No health complications what so ever. I did not do drugs while pregnant nor did I smoke cigarettes. Keep digging guys..... this is all in my past.
            I just find it very interesting that you try to twist Scripture in an attempt to justify continuing your life of sin. I'm sorry, lady, but Jesus is not okay with you abusing your temple with deadly narcotics, leading to a romp of wanton fornication. If you want to be a True Christian(tm), you have to stop sinning and be born anew of seed incorruptible.

            I Peter 1:23
            Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #216
              Re: How do I become a True Christian

              Whore4satan, I do appreciate the fact that you've changed your username to something more honest. Please understand, though, that every time some new revelation about your unrepentant debauchery comes to light, I feel as though a donkey is kicking me in the gut.

              Please stop using drugs and whoring yourself so can stop feeling so sad that the Lord hasn't answered my prayers for you.

              I know Jesus wants you to clean your act up and get down on your knees in front of Him, but He's not going to force Himself into you against your will.
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              • Whore4satan
                Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                • Dec 2011
                • 162

                #217
                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Whore4satan, I do appreciate the fact that you've changed your username to something more honest. Please understand, though, that every time some new revelation about your unrepentant debauchery comes to light, I feel as though a donkey is kicking me in the gut.

                Please stop using drugs and whoring yourself so can stop feeling so sad that the Lord hasn't answered my prayers for you.

                I know Jesus wants you to clean your act up and get down on your knees in front of Him, but He's not going to force Himself into you against your will.
                I did not change my username. It was Ezekiel Flint who changed my stuff and changed what I posted. You can dig up whatever you'd like, just make sure you check the dates on it!

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #218
                  Re: How do I become a True Christian

                  So we've been trying to save this woman and her identity in here is a tissue of lies, a fabrication? How distasteful!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Whore4satan
                    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 162

                    #219
                    Re: How do I become a True Christian

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    So we've been trying to save this woman and her identity in here is a tissue of lies, a fabrication? How distasteful!
                    No, I'm real... unless you're talking about my username change that was not my doing. Was I supposed to tell you my life story???

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #220
                      Re: How do I become a True Christian

                      Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                      No, I'm real... unless you're talking about my username change that was not my doing. Was I supposed to tell you my life story???
                      It feels like you already did. Don't tell me there's still more horrific sinning!

                      The simple question here is are you going to follow Jesus or some man who tells you things you want to hear that are palpably untrue.

                      We ignore the Ten Commandments then?

                      I'm betting that all the laws he doesn't want to follow are those that make him uneasy. Jesus says quite clearly that we are to follow all the law. Soft Christians like to skim over that bit so they can fornicate and be gay.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Whore4satan
                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 162

                        #221
                        Re: How do I become a True Christian

                        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                        I just find it very interesting that you try to twist Scripture in an attempt to justify continuing your life of sin. I'm sorry, lady, but Jesus is not okay with you abusing your temple with deadly narcotics, leading to a romp of wanton fornication. If you want to be a True Christian™, you have to stop sinning and be born anew of seed incorruptible.

                        I Peter 1:23
                        Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
                        I'm not saying what I'm doing is right, I know I am living in sin. I can be forgiven and change my ways, but calling me names is not going to draw me in, it is going to drive me far away. Don't you know that?

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #222
                          Re: How do I become a True Christian

                          Let's cut to the chase here.

                          You asked how you could become a True Christian. We told you and you're having none of it. Now are you going to shut up and go to Hell or are you going to actually pin your ears back and listen to the wisdom of God? Every single thing in your sinful life can be easily resolved by following God's commands but you keep looking for loopholes all the time. It's a disgrace.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #223
                            Re: How do I become a True Christian

                            What do you think you're proving, or accomplishing, by continuing to demand more respect than you've earned?

                            You're on a sinking ship, honey, and you're refusing to jump into the only lifeboat, 'cause you don't like how the people in that lifeboat talk.

                            We'll be sure and only say nice things about you while your lungs are filling with seawater.
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                            REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                            • Whore4satan
                              Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 162

                              #224
                              Re: How do I become a True Christian

                              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                              What do you think you're proving, or accomplishing, by continuing to demand more respect than you've earned?

                              You're on a sinking ship, honey, and you're refusing to jump into the only lifeboat, 'cause you don't like how the people in that lifeboat talk.

                              We'll be sure and only say nice things about you while your lungs are filling with seawater.

                              Why would you even say that to me? Why are Christians always nice? I remember going to big youth events at White Horse church and everyone was so nice and all about God. You guys are just putting me down.

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #225
                                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                                Originally posted by Whore4satan View Post
                                Why would you even say that to me? Why are Christians always nice? I remember going to big youth events at White Horse church and everyone was so nice and all about God. You guys are just putting me down.
                                They were nice to you because they lacked the courage to tell it like it is. They've probably been duped by people like your pet Pastor.

                                Jesus is all about separating the wheat from the chaff, the saved from the sinners, and casting the chaff/sinners into Hell.
                                Matthew 3:12 Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.
                                You're the chaff but rather than seek to become wheat you want us to cuddle you and tell you it's OK to be chaff because God moved the goalposts so you could be chaff.
                                Matthew 13:30 Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.
                                Except God did NOT move the goalposts or He would have told us so.

                                I really do suggest you read around both pieces scripture by clicking the links.
                                Matthew 13:36-43

                                36Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. 37He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; 38The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
                                We're just telling you what is in the Bible because we don't want you to make a big mistake and think soft Christians are actually telling you the truth about God. How is this hateful of us?

                                Also what we're saying out loud is what your hypocrite Christians really think of you. Every one of them knows you're really going to Hell and hopes you will change but they know if they tell you to your face you will not like them any more.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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