[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Whore4satan, you seem awfully obsessed with this issue of whether people are saying nice things to you. You should have seen the initiation ceremony the Landover pastors put me through when I joined this church. Do you think I complained even once? No I didn't.

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Whore4satan, you seem awfully obsessed with this issue of whether people are saying nice things to you. You should have seen the initiation ceremony the Landover pastors put me through when I joined this church. Do you think I complained even once? No I didn't.

Why don't you tell me about it. Please share your story with me... whether it be private or public.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I'm not actually allowed to divulge the details of the secret initiation ceremony, as that would dilute its meaning for the next inductee. The various details of the ceremony wouldn't have the same impact if you knew what to expect.

Suffice it to say, there are many elements which a person might find "humiliating" if they were not clothed in Jesus' love.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Why don't you tell me about it. Please share your story with me... whether it be private or public.

I notice you want to find out about Faith Machine's possible sins rather than deal with your own. Did you even notice the biblical truth? No, because you are too busy trying to find justification for carrying on sinning at some sort of compromise level.

Faith Machine was a foul sinner who had to learn how to be free of sin. It was painful but he is managing to put temptation behind him at last. He realised what a pitiful worm he was in the sight of God. That is what you should be focussing on, not getting off on yet another tale of peversion.

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I notice you want to find out about Faith Machine's possible sins rather than deal with your own. Did you even notice the biblical truth? No, because you are too busy trying to find justification for carrying on sinning at some sort of compromise level.

Faith Machine was a foul sinner who had to learn how to be free of sin. It was painful but he is managing to put temptation behind him at last. He realised what a pitiful worm he was in the sight of God. That is what you should be focussing on, not getting off on yet another tale of peversion.

No, I was not asking to focus on someone elses sin rather than read about the same stuff he went through to help me get through this. You are misunderstanding former papist.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

No, I was not asking to focus on someone elses sin rather than read about the same stuff he went through to help me get through this. You are misunderstanding former papist.

I think not.

You seem to be wilfully disregarding your need to just read the Bible and every time you see a piece that describes your iniquity you should pay special attention. Fairly soon you will realise what a wretched creature you are in the eyes of God. Only then will you stand a chance of putting any of it right. For a start, read Genesis and you will see just how wretched you are simply for being a woman.

So stop looking for ways to dodge the bullet and get busy reading the Bible. Actually reading it rather than listening to fake Christians will change your life and lead you to a fuller understanding of the God you say you wish to follow.. It certainly did that for me!

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I think not.

You seem to be wilfully disregarding your need to just read the Bible and every time you see a piece that describes your iniquity you should pay special attention. Fairly soon you will realise what a wretched creature you are in the eyes of God. Only then will you stand a chance of putting any of it right. For a start, read Genesis and you will see just how wretched you are simply for being a woman.

So stop looking for ways to dodge the bullet and get busy reading the Bible. Actually reading it rather than listening to fake Christians will change your life and lead you to a fuller understanding of the God you say you wish to follow.. It certainly did that for me!

I need to get myself another Bible. I used to have access to all kinds of Christian books and KJV Bibles at my boarding school. I definitely do not wish to have anymore contact or advice from Ezekiel Flint. That is for sure.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Start here:

Genesis 1

You'll quickly see that it all makes sense and forms an inerrant and trustworthy account and is the stuff faith such as ours is built on.

Things really start to get meaningful for you at Genesis 3:13-16

13And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

14And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

This is the first bit of God's wisdom you are choosing to ignore. It's important, no matter what your Pastor says. Ask your Pastor if God made the world as it says in Genesis. If he says, "No!" he is lying because there it is. What's remarkable about God if He did not?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Faith Machine was a foul sinner who had to learn how to be free of sin.

That's an understatement! Would you believe it hasn't even been a full year since the last time I masturbated?

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

A lot of Pastors are unscrupulous. They are so desperate to have members in their Church, they will tell you what you want to hear, and not what God wants you to hear.
That is why, if it is in the Bible, it must be true as the Bible, The 1611 KJV Bible is the only true word of our Majestic God.
Fortunately, everyone at Landover has no financial interest in your Salvation(c). We have all experienced the Gift of Jesus and have been empowered to spread it through contact with heathens like you.
You may of noticed, everyone here sticks by you. We want you to find the Truth. It may be a bumpy ride, but it hurts us way more than it will ever hurt you. We were all sinners once. We had to get right by Jesus. That took immense effort, night after sweaty night, on our knees until the blood poured, our bodies near death. No one wants to go through that again but we will, for your soul.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Well said, James! Well said.

Say, speaking of my masturbation problem, in just a few months, I will hit the one year mark. I'm thinking of throwing a party to celebrate a whole year of abstaining from self-sodomy, but I worry that might be presumptuous of me.

What do you think?

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I suggest contacting Miss Cookie in the Church office. There is a monthly meeting of "Give a Christian a Hand' ex-mastubators. They have a party every meeting. When you sign up, you give them the details of your last self inflicted orgasm. Then when the month comes up that is your anniversary, there will be a surprise party for you. Hearty hand shakes and vigorous pats on the back are the order of the day. As always, Pastors will be on hand to assist those considering on returning to their heathen ways. Should you feel the urge, be sure to call in advance to reserve a time slot.

[Jedediah]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I need to get myself another Bible. I used to have access to all kinds of Christian books and KJV Bibles at my boarding school. I definitely do not wish to have anymore contact or advice from Ezekiel Flint. That is for sure.

Why do you fear reproof from our Godly Pastor? Again, you are showing that you lack the spiritual discernment to comprehend Christian Love.

Proverbs 17:10
A reproof entereth more into a wise man than an hundred stripes into a fool.

As for a new Bible (KJV 1611), I recommend this excellent free version. You just need to pay for printer paper and a binder or two.

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Why do you fear reproof from our Godly Pastor? Again, you are showing that you lack the spiritual discernment to comprehend Christian Love.

Proverbs 17:10
A reproof entereth more into a wise man than an hundred stripes into a fool.

As for a new Bible (KJV 1611), I recommend this excellent free version. You just need to pay for printer paper and a binder or two.

Are you saying he is showing me Christian Love? Obviously his way is not working to save my soul. Maybe he should try a different approach. Until then, I have nothing to say to him. Especially after him editing my posts to make it seem like I said something wrong.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Are you saying he is showing me Christian Love?

Yes.

Obviously his way is not working to save my soul.

That is because you are retarded which is your fault not his.

Maybe he should try a different approach.

No.

Until then, I have nothing to say

Yet you keep going on and on about it...