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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

    Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
    Of course I believe in God. I'm a normal Christian that made this account to see the reaction!
    If you were a real Christian, you'd know the following:

    1 Thess. 5:22: Abstain from all appearance of evil.


    Rev. 21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #17
      Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

      Hes a death-bed repenter.
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #18
        Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Hang on!

        This person posts dumbness for two posts then yells gotcha! And that's trolling.

        I know trolling and that's more like failing so epically it's almost a success paradox.
        Not only that, but supposedly this "AmazingAtheist" guy is supposed to be one of the "smartest" atheists out there. Well according to jootube anyway.

        How do you explain the Glory of GOD to something that stupid? I think I'd have a better chance converting a rock.
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

          Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
          Just wanted to see the reaction. No offense to any of you guys.
          Yes, we're not at all offended by you blaspheming against the Lord.

          Enjoy Hell, TheAmazinglyPatheticFailTroll.

          And learn to spell "atheist", moron.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • TheAmazingAthiest
            Unsaved trash, boring trolltard
            • Jan 2012
            • 6

            #20
            Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

            I'll like hell. I'll take the devil's throne away from him.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

              Originally posted by TheAmazingAssmunch View Post
              I'll like hell. I'll take the devil's throne away from him.
              Idiot.

              There is no throne in Hell.

              It is a vast lake of fire created by God, in which both you and Satan will be burned alive, forever. Maybe you should read the Bible to learn about Hell, instead of watching Little Nicky.

              You will have no way to escape, and not even the sweet release of death to look forward to.

              Enjoy, God-mocker-who-can't-even-spell-'atheist'.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #22
                Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                Originally posted by TheAmazingAthiest View Post
                I'll like hell. I'll take the devil's throne away from him.

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836

                  #23
                  Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Hang on!

                  This person posts dumbness for two posts then yells gotcha! And that's trolling.

                  I know trolling and that's more like failing so epically it's almost a success paradox.
                  Looks like he's failed again Redeemed Papist.
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #24
                    Re: Take a Piss On Jesus

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    Looks like he's failed again Redeemed Papist.
                    It'd be amusing if the real "Amazing Atheist" would show up.

                    You know, the one who looks like Bruce Vilanch and does videos on YouTube mocking Jesus?

                    He may be a fool, but at least he can string words together into intelligible sentences, instead of this atheistard's random selection of clicks and grunts, interrupted only by the flinging of his feces.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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