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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #16
    Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

    Originally posted by silklb View Post
    Your logic is quite sound, although didn't I read somewhere.. something about a certain other lady, who had also never had intercourse with a man, giving birth to a child of some significance. Nah, must have dreamt that one.
    ....
    Well, if you never read the Bible, then you would not know this story about a prostitute named Mary who God put Himself inside of her to be born as Jesus. Her husband Joseph had not had to 'do it' with her. Really good story too.

    You probably are thinking how Diana was able to produce Harry and William. Certainly wasn't Charles...
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Holyfield
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2011
      • 245

      #17
      Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

      This link is most helpful to you I think:

      What Christians believe about Abortion
      Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

        Originally posted by silklb View Post
        Turned away? You're assuming I ever turned "to" God then? I already said we'll discuss my sins, try to be patient and focus on the question at hand, which remains un-answered. If it were to happen, would you be willing to sin to prevent the Antichrist being born?
        By "the Antichrist", I assume you mean the "Beast of Revelation".

        As has been pointed out, all nonbelievers and heretics and Muslims and Jews and Buddhists and Hindus and Scientologists are antichrists.

        However, why in the world would a True Christian™ want to prevent the Beast from being brought into this world?

        That makes no sense whatsoever.

        How can Jesus return, slaughter 1/3 of all mankind, capture the Beast and cast him and all sinners and unbelievers into His Lake of Fire for eternal torment, destroy the Earth, and create the new Heaven and Earth to reign over, without the Beast being born to set events in motion?

        I think you need to stop watching "The Omen" and start reading The Bible!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

          Originally posted by silklb View Post
          This is my first post so a big /wave to all.

          I'm surprised I haven't been hit by lightning upon entering and registering in what is clearly such a devout forum, for I am anything but. I am an unclean sinner, a shameless lesbian with a partner hailing from the area of Yorkshire (originally). I also sin by playing video games on a frequent basis.

          I'm sure we can discuss that in more detail some other time, where I can hopefully be cured and cleaned of my sins, or decide I am beyond saving. I will accept my fate whatever the outcome.

          In the meantime, I woke up with a rather strange thoguht in my head today, and felt the need to pass the question on to those who may be more knowledgable.

          What would be the right thing to do if we knew beyond all reasonable doubt that a woman were carrying the unborn Antichrist? Abortion is wrong in the eyes of the Lord, so would we allow the ultimate evil to be born unto the world?

          The question has been with me all day, perhaps you can help me think it through.

          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

          If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • silklb
            Unsaved trash
            • Feb 2012
            • 8

            #20
            Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

            Pastor, whilst I am humbled by your presence I feel the need to defend myself - I am not here to flame, or question the completely unshakable faith of the righteous forum members here!

            I came here exactly because a small part of me does indeed want to accept the holy spirit into her rectum, on the small chance that past sins can be forgiven and I can become an ex-gay. There are possibly more places that need to be cleansed, like my ear, for it has felt the touch of another woman's tongue.

            JESUS DIED FOR MY SINS ..

            .. so I live every day with guilt and sorrow on my mind. That's why I am here, to talk about my sins and seek acceptance and forgiveness; even though I know that filthy homos like me are more likely to be sent into the fires of hell.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #21
              Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

              Originally posted by silklb View Post
              This is my first post so a big /wave to all.

              I'm surprised I haven't been hit by lightning upon entering and registering in what is clearly such a devout forum, for I am anything but. I am an unclean sinner, a shameless lesbian, blah, blah, blah...
              So why are you here? We're here to praise Jesus!

              Also, I suppose you think you're being real clever, putting one over on us poor, innocent Christians, by choosing that username. Well guess again, sweetheart: We know what Silk Lube is!


              WARNING:
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              REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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              • Bill R. Briscoe
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2012
                • 176

                #22
                Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

                Originally posted by silklb View Post
                I came here exactly because a small part of me does indeed want to accept the holy spirit into her rectum
                If you continue to mock God with this kind of drek and disrespect, you can guarantee your spot in Hell. I'll never understand why fag atheists think they can come onto God's favorite forum and try to be clever. If you really wanted the love of our Lord inside you, you would understand where to welcome the Holy Spirit, you disgusting heathen.

                Psalm 81:10
                I am the LORD your God, who brought you up out of Egypt. Open wide your mouth and I will fill it.

                Stop trying to be so deceptive and just Praise God. It really is that simple! I look forward to you dropping your act, dropping to your knees and praying for your Salvation. I have already started praying for you, sinner.

                Praise HIM! Glory!
                How Do I get Saved?
                Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
                My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

                  Originally posted by silklb View Post

                  JESUS DIED FOR MY SINS ..
                  Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

                  He died for those that BELIEVE.

                  For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
                  John 3:16
                  Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

                  Better accept Jesus now.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • silklb
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 8

                    #24
                    Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

                    Originally posted by Bible Bill View Post
                    If you continue to mock God with this kind of drek and disrespect, you can guarantee your spot in Hell. I'll never understand why fag atheists think they can come onto God's favorite forum and try to be clever. If you really wanted the love of our Lord inside you, you would understand where to welcome the Holy Spirit, you disgusting heathen.
                    I feel you have again made an error of judgement in your haste to post rather than read. The means of cleansing (rectal) was a quote of our pastor, do you doubt his word? I don't.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Better accept Jesus now.
                    I will try, but I don't know how!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #25
                      Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

                      Originally posted by silklb View Post
                      I will try, but I don't know how!
                      Read
                      The
                      Bible



                      How many times do we have to tell you!
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

                        Originally posted by silklb View Post
                        I will try, but I don't know how!
                        Get on your knees and beg Him to wash your filthy, stinking sins away with His blood! Do it NOWNOWNOW before it's too late!

                        1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                        Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood...
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Bill R. Briscoe
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 176

                          #27
                          Re: An introduction and a conundrum.

                          Originally posted by silklb View Post
                          I feel you have again made an error of judgement in your haste to post rather than read. The means of cleansing (rectal) was a quote of our pastor, do you doubt his word? I don't.
                          Of course I do not doubt his word. His word is His word. What I do believe is that you read what you wanted to read, and that involved heinous acts of sodomy. The Pastor may have asked you fill yourself with the Holy Spirit and chase the demons out of your rectum, but putting a homoslant on his words to justify wanting to fill your rectum further is why Jesus brought you to this site. Let go of all of your homo and sodomite urges and fill your mouth and soul with our Lord.

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist
                          Read
                          the
                          Bible
                          How Do I get Saved?
                          Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
                          My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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